Friday, May 09, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 29, 2013

This former A list reality star/A list celebrity who everyone hated was dumped by her dude when he caught her having sex with one of the most hated celebrity males in the world. I guess her dude really did like her to even care that she was sleeping with someone as nasty as the guy he caught her with.

Paris Hilton/Joe Francis

33 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

So who was fucking who for some yayo in this equation?

Nolesgirl said...

lots of petri dish recipes exchanged in that scenario

sandybrook said...

They deserve each other but I think Paris is about twice as old as what he usually screws. But hes broke and he might have been golddigging.

T. E. Cuz said...

hes friends with the kardashians now....

nora nader said...

The thought of those two is revolting, but kudos to the boyfriend who was smart enough to dump her.

Dingle Barry said...

This whole thing has me feeling nauseous and itchy.

Seven of Eleven said...

Great

Peter said...

Nice. Isnt his wife pregnant or already gave birth recently?

kelli_girl said...

I hope she remembers to empty out her vagina-purse before she has sex. That could be verrrry uncomfortable.

hairydawg said...

memba whem Nick Carter smacked her around then broke up with her? Rumor was she had cheated on him with Francis. She's a dirty slutbag. Full of diseases.

hairydawg said...

OT: so both Bacon Ranch and Bee/Geez Louise/Rach Around/Etc. are back commenting and pretending like the whole thing never happened? Or did I miss an explanation and heartfelt mea culpa?

surfer said...

@hairydawg - pretty much. There was no explanation.

Susan M said...

what happened with rach around and bacon?

a said...

As I've always said about Charlie Sheen, the person who gets involved with Paris Hilton should know what they're getting into.

I never understood her appeal. Eventually, any guy who dates her has to talk to her. :/ And that's when the real stupid comes out.

D Brown said...

It was easy. Joe just told her his bedroom had mirrors she could look at herself in!

hairydawg said...

ahh, ok. Thanks Surfer.

Ray Nicolet said...

Wasn't Geez Louise kind of a nasty person? I don't think Rach was nasty, she may have posted a lot but I don't remember her being outwardly mean.

Renoblondee said...

That's what I'm making of it @hairy

EvieShackles said...

Uh-Oh... was there commenting drama yesterday? I always miss the fireworks.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Ray, yeah, Geez Louise was the one who made the joke, "What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nuthin. She's already been told twice."

I agree, I don't think she was Rach. If I remember correctly, Rach works in the social services field. I doubt she'd make a joke like that.

EvieShackles said...

Thanks for the recap Seven. Karma always comes back around. Hopefully we all learn from our missteps and get it right in the future.

MadLyb said...

Talk about perfect couple.

Countess Eden said...

Lol Kelli girl. I don't think there's room in the overhead bins in her "cabin". She's got too much coke in cigarette boxes stuffed up there she's left by chance. "What's that smell?" Mother Kathy asks?

Alita said...

I saw something of that @Peter - didn't they select the baby's gender because this revolting excuse for a man really wanted daughters?

Alita said...

They're totally was a comment drama! Last Monday (I think) - in the accursed Random Photos 5.

I came in at some point and it was a while thing. And then *someone* said they think that I'm a "zombie troll!" Which is awesome! I could have a new career in horror movies!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita, I remember that! With forgiveness of the Star Wars faux pas and acceptance of the Cornetto trilogy, we shall be a force.

Brenda L said...

Rach has awesome taste in music.

hairydawg said...

I saw that too Alita. I didn't have the energy to refute it. I also have no idea who that person was.

hairydawg said...

Marina if you're reading this you might as well come back. All the other peeps who had blow outs are back.

Alita said...

It's okay @Seven. I'm past denial and anger now anyhow, and I always forget the rest. My therapist said thanks for the extra billable hours though!

Hairydawg, It's okay, I don't think you guys think I'm a multi-nicking zombie troll, so it's no skin off my nose. It was just some random commenter that said me and someone else - I believe it was Charlie - are zombie trolls! Its okay, for all anyone knows we do multi-nick. I don't, but you know - it's the Internet. If I did though, I reckon I'd use the extra personalities to coerce Seven into freaking well watching (and enjoying) Star Wars.

#priorities

Sprink said...

Yep, @7, still funny (I'm reading backwards)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Alita: it's just part of a formal initiation process here at CDaN. Errrry betch up on here has been accused of being a troll at some point. Welcome to the club!!! I don't know what anyone expects from them...they gunna do what they gunna do #trollsjustwannahavefun
#teamalitatotle

Alita said...

I've been called a troll here before, but Zombie Troll? 100% Awesome!

First time I was called a CDaN troll was when I said Courtney Stodden (who'd recently come out) was totally underrated. I stand by that statement. Courtney Stodden is an inspiration to the fairer sex - she's a strong, beautiful, and successful woman, living life on her own merit and terms. Truly a feminist icon.

I really don't see why anyone would think I'm a troll ;)