Saturday, May 24, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 4, 2014

This A list stylist and designer wannabe had a collection so horrid that people told her it would be career suicide to show it. Excuses made and back to the drawing board or wherever she can buy her designs for next time.

Rachel Zoe

48 comments:

ItsCourtneyD said...

Well that's just bananas! Seriously though...meh.

sugarbread maker said...

Duh. Stylist. At best. Fame should not be the end game. Success add should. She had that until she wanted to much and priced herself out of the business

TalksTooMuch said...

I am amazed at her staying power. Gurl has hustle

Zoe Cialite said...

She has always been overrated and she's just living off her celebrity.

ItsCourtneyD said...

I just wish ol girl would eat. Food is amazing rachel!!

fancyscreenname said...

I've never seen her in anything cute. Her wardrobe is snooze worthy.

derek harvey said...

I don't like her. Remember when she was the head stylist for the Hweird bimbos (Nicole, Lindsay, Mischa etc) and it was rumored she would give them dresses 2 sizes too small and a gram of meth to help get to their "goal weight" smh...

Bacon Ranch said...

She was blasted as a 'pox on humanity' for her styles dating back to '08.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/nyt-tv-review-rachel-zoe_n_126752.html

She must know/have dirt on some powerful people.

ItsCourtneyD said...

WTF I never heard that! She sounds like a complete jerk now!

Steampunk Jazz said...

what she should do is lease out her name to designers because even I know her, though I couldn't point out any of her rags.
...or is that what enty is saying...; /

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califblondy said...

The Nieman Marcus outlet sells her stuff. I'm usually a size six and I couldn't even fit my elbow in her size eight. It was the cutest little black leather dress too. Dammit.

Tina Mallette said...

No Bacon Ranch it is the same mentality that spends millions of dollars on art that one's 3 year old niece could pull off.

If you build the hype up well enough the rich and brainless will come running and pull out their wallets and credit cards.

But if you don't have the real goods and maybe even if you, you won't have the staying power because the rich and brainless will have already run off to the next IT designer or stylist.

It like lemmings to the cliff.

TalksTooMuch said...

She's the one Nicole Ritchie called "Raisin Face", it was kinda epic and hilarious

NaughtyNurse said...

I'm with you, fancy. She has been wearing the same, 1970s tired, bohemian crap and oversized hats for YEARS. A designer evolves. She is no designer.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

A dress aaannnnnnd METH. I'd hire her. And her hubby, he's pretty cute.

fancyscreenname said...

+1@naughty

Tina Mallette said...

Nicole Ritchie calls Zoe raisin face?

Wow let's get those two probable anorexics into the thunderdome, no drugs allowed beforehand, unfair advantagem and see if they have enough strength to go at it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Tina, that was when Zoe was working for her and NR was at her tiniest. It was thought that NR was essentially blaming Zoe for her extreme weight loss because of her "advice". Apparently Zoe was a Thinspiration!

Sillygurl said...

I remember! They said she had the good shit from Mexico. Her and Nicole are friends again and Nicole is scary again

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

If the collection is that bad and is already in production, put that stuff on QVC. She's sold stuff there before, and they think oversized denim shirts with embroidered flowers, and polyester skorts are high-fashion.

sandybrook said...

QVC and HSN will sell any shit they dont care because losers will buy it.

Krissie said...

When I read this I realized i've never seen any of Rachel's clothes featured in any magazines so I decided to Google her line. Ended up at the Nordstrom site and I see almost all of her stuff is 40% off.

Ari said...

What a convenient pregnancy

laura ramona said...

On what planet stylist ???????

BeckyMae said...

Geez I just had a look at her 'Pre-Fall' collection (WTF is Pre-fucking-Fall???) and saw a plaid jumpsuit and a horizontal striped jumpsuit.....eeeuuurghhhh!!!

AJ said...

I've been a bit baby crazy lately so I enjoy adorable photos of kids. Every time I see her son, I want to cut his hair. He looks miserable and dressed in stuff that is way more focused on fashion than comfort. No toddler needs to constantly wear a fedora.

derek harvey said...

@AJ NO ONE should wear a fedora...

AJ said...

@Derek
I absolutely agree. Fedoras should be banned completely. Hahaha.

TalksTooMuch said...

Y'all are crazy; my boys have all looked FABTASTIC in their fedoras since they were one years old. And they loved them. True story

derek harvey said...

imagine the fights that TTM and her man get in regarding dressing the boys
"take off those damn fedoras and stop putting on that damn Drag Queen show-" lol *jokesjokes*

TalksTooMuch said...

If you think he doesn't have to wear fedoras too, you clearly misunderstand how things roll Chez TTM. JK, I let him get away with newsboy caps (boys have been wearing those since birth too) and watch DragRace when he's out with his beer drinking buddies. Win win!

Alita said...

Not feeling the fedora hate. We need more hats in our lives, not less. Hats are shockingly underrepresented in the accessorising playbook- and they look awesome!

I urge everyone to increase their hat ownership.

derek harvey said...

I occasionally rock a newsboy hat when I don't feel like washing my hair. and a Captains hat when I am in Cannes selling my body bwahaha

TalksTooMuch said...

WERK!

derek harvey said...

Ya know I was a little disappointed I thought I would hit the jackpot but too many real Dlisters for competition. Usually I will settle for a pack of Belmonts and some Canadian Tire Money on my local Toronto corner but now all the big spenders are gone ; )

AJ said...

@Alita I like other hats it just never have been a fan of fedoras. Plus Rachel's kids just always look like she's dressing a client rather than a child. Children should be able to run around & not be worried about getting cloths dirty or ruined.

Sprink said...

"Pre-Fall" is known to mere mortals as Summer.

And hats rule. I wear them almost daily.

NaughtyNurse said...

I love fedoras, and I love my little boy in them. He looks awesome in them!

NaughtyNurse said...

They make GREAT beach hats--a much more attractive alternative to the old standby, bucket hat.

Melissa of Grand Island said...

TTM, my sweet girls have worn fedoras for the last 3 years..including a hot pink zebra & black with their long hair In a pretty side fish tail braid..mind you they are just 11 & 12, but I love how they think they are cool.. also love the Sun protection..Im with you!

Alita said...

I agree AJ - there was an instagram acct I saw of this little 5yo boy who is a 'fashionista' ... Did a quick search and couldn't find it. He wears all high fashion labels. I lack comprehension of this - kids need to be able to play.

But hats rock - this is the time of year for a foxy little felt number, maybe in burgundy ... mmm, maybe time to go shopping ;)

Trilby said...

Awesome comment. Perfectly said.

Mango said...

Rachel speaks like a 13 year old. If I had a nickel every time she said, "like" on her dopey show, why I'd have a few pillowcases of nickels by now.

And the only ones who have successfully pulled off wearing a fedora are Frank Sinatra, Indiana Jones and Perry the Platypus.

aemish said...

erry'body got this one

Mango said...

Christ, Bacon, I just read that Huffington article (which was actually a NYT piece) and it was cutting in the extreme. Best/worst of all, Rachel was pictured wearing a FUR VEST. WTF??

BitchieMitchie said...

How many times have you seen her without that damn vest. I think she sleeps in it...probably because she's always cold from being anorexic.

Henriette said...

I want to know why she keeps renting and doesn't buy. It would be so much more cheaper for her to buy a house and have the right off. Something is not right with her finances.