Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 1, 2014

This B+ list mostly television actress who gets the + because of her hit cable show says that her boyfriend understands that she needs to sleep with other guys. She says that if she works with someone else then sex just makes things better. So, then are we going to assume she had sex with the photographer then or...?

Olivia Munn (perhaps this is why they split)

70 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

This just means you gotta beat that pussy up real good, so she is too sore to bang while she's at work. You know, like a chick taking the lead out of the pencil prior to a dude leaving to go to a bachelor party.

That said, I need to work with Olivia, and get some Munn Bum.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Everyone knows Munn be a freak. At least she sounds open about what she wants/is up to, and he sounded on board. Or not?

Sadie said...

Weren't there rumors during Magic Mike about her banging a married co-star? Don't remember if it was supposed to be Tatum or McConaughey.

teresa crane said...

I don't why she'd want to bang anyone other than Holder. I would all day!!

Sugar said...

She hasn't worked with Uncle Terry, has she? Is that the photographer Enty is ellipsing to? (yeah, I just made up a word!)

Violet said...

Nobody got this in the original blind. And then it seems everyone got bored and moved off topic.

Mr Violet would never fall for that old line. Not sure I need to sleep with my boss to make me work better though.

NomNom83 said...

This is only shocking if it was a one-way arrangement. Otherwise, I'm sure JK was getting his on the side, too.

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Shelly Shell said...

I thought it was known that she's a freak who likes the casting couch.

sandybrook said...

I do not find her very pretty or talented so she had to get on Tv some other way.

Runswithscissors said...

She did, ew!

Lady Heisenberg said...

They sound like a great match actually

Angie said...

US has her dating Aaron Rodgers now. If gossip is fact, then he's gay, she's bearding and getting with every other guy in sight. Not a bad gig.

FrenchGirl said...

Miss Casting Couch

Kno Won Uno said...

Packers are in for a rough season.

NJ FireFighter said...

I wouldn't date her, but I would work with her in a heartbeat.

Harry Knuckles said...

If I ever get a girlfriend I'm going to insist that she not have sex with other guys. I have a perfectly adequate dick and she's just going to have to get used to the idea of it being the only one going in any of her orifices (not sure what the plural of orifice is). Anyway, hope I get to work with Olivia some day.

Tricia Shaw said...

I believe Timberlake said she was the best---- ever after a 3day romp they had..pre marriage

Lady Heisenberg said...

CONFIRMED Freak, CRIME SCENE PHOTOS here

Sherry said...

I think sex would only complicate matters.

Violet said...

Orifi.
Bless you Harry, 'if I ever get a girlfriend'. Where there's life there's hope. Hang on in there.

Renoblondee said...

@Harry. Orifi?

Violet said...

Reno. Snap.

Tricia Shaw said...

What a slag.....forgot about those pix tans that Pulitzer worthy script she sent Chris pine....
Is that why he's gay now?must be...what an aggressive ...slag

Kloie said...

I thought Aaron Rodgers has had the same girlfriend for like, 10 years, and that's why people say he's not gay.

Haywood Jablomee said...

I was about to give the Nobel prize for tweeting to the Count, but Harry really came through in the clutch and earned my vote. Both are entertaining knuckleheads and have made my day more than once. Kudos.

Angie said...

Gay, according to that hack, Perez. Not by me...I love me some Aaron Rodgers.

Kat has left the building said...

Offices

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks Haywood. No problem w/ Harry getting the award. I didn't remember the 3finger thigh gap pic.

Reminds me of how you grade chickens for egg production, how many fingers between the pubic bones and between pubic bones and keel bone. 3/4 is whatcha want to get the high demand extra large and jumbo eggs.

Pink_Palace said...

Aaron dated the girl from Lady Antebellum for a brief bit...that's all i know about his love life...

Seven of Eleven said...

@LadyH, holy crap, that was some Count-worthy reading right there. Damn!

TalksTooMuch said...

Eep, Violet, you're right. I can see now why people get cranky, I commented approximately eleventy thousand times on that blind item, and not even one was a guess. It's a good thing I'm hilarious! I bet that would be really annoying otherwise!

Wen said...

Didn't she tap an NHL player not too long ago? She really gets around.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thank you Violet. Your kind words of encouragement have lifted my spirits and firmed up my resolve. Gosh darn it, I can find a girl that will overlook my 7 STDs.

Reno: "Depending on which dictionary is being read there are two options for the plural form of orifice. In general dictionaries it is listed as orifices. However in several medical dictionaries it is listed as orificia." ... So I was right. It's "orifices". Also "orificia" but I don't even know how to pronounce that so "orifices" it is ... I was right and you were wrongamundo.

Maybe Little Miss Smarty Pants is the one that is gong to get spanked.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thank you Haywood. I'll put the trophy on the mantle, right beside the golf ball I found inside the muffler of a car I had about 10 years ago (I know who put it there and I got him back about a hundred times over).

Harry Knuckles said...

Always a gentleman, Count.

Your chicken story is a little gross though.

nurysp said...

fuck em alll olivaaaaa

NaughtyNurse said...

I'd get around, too, if I were in her shoes!!

crila16 said...

Munn has a reputation for sleeping around. Always has.

MadLyb said...

At least she's up front about it.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Sounds like could be both and the rest too.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Munns the word.

sugarbread maker said...

maybe holder doesn't like shrimp!!
shellfish allergy maybe??
i guess once you see a sexy guy jerking off w/ shrimp, a guy like joel kinnaman is kind of a let down unless he brings the party platter from smith's w/ extra cocktail sauce..ya know??
i think joel just doesn't want to eat shellfish.

Candyland said...

@Sugar- I'm adopting your newly created word. I'll work it in when appropriate.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugar, how about ellipsulating??

Lioness70 said...

@Count

That's how factories grade chickens? Never knew that, and I raise 'em. That's creepy. Couldn't do it to my hens. The things I learn here.

Discobitch said...

If he has no problem with it why should we? And boo to all the slut shamers. guys do it all the time and no one bats an eye. If it wasn't for the "sluts" out there half of you wouldn't get laid

Renoblondee said...

@Harry I was completely kidding, but I think you are too. ;)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I am pretty sure that those Olivia pics were leaked on purpose; she gets attention and her former bf has a more hetero image.

Harry Knuckles said...

"If it wasn't for the "sluts" out there half of you wouldn't get laid"

Tell me about it. Every day I thank God for biker chicks on the internet. And one of these days, one of them is going to kill me.

Harry Knuckles said...

Reno, I knew you were kidding, and I also knew as I was typing that there was a 50/50 chance that you would know that I was kidding too. Can't really explain it, but you and I always seem to be confusing the Hell out of each other with our respective and of course highly cerebral sense of humor (should that be "senses of humor" or "sense of humors" or "senses of humors" or leave it at "sense of humor"?).

Alita said...

Rllipsing - running is a perfectly formed oval? Doubt Enty's up to that kind of precision in the morning.

Alita said...

Captain Literal says:

'Senses of humour.'

Yes, there should also be another 'u' in there. Your strange spelling makes me feel confused and angry.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lioness: It don't take insertion. You open the cage, put one hand on top, one on the bottom, take the chicken straight out and tuck their head between your elbow and side. Check the pubic bone distance, check the keel bone to pubic bone distance, and shove em back in the cage.

Watch a pro judge a hen about 4:20 to measuring the abdominal capacity.

@Shit You Can't Buy: I thought they were hacked by the guy who did Reynolds' phone and got the Scar Jo/Lively pics.

@Disco: Slut Shaming - another thing invented by women but blamed on the patriarchy.



Lady Heisenberg said...

Yup. I think Munn outed Ratner as the shrimp fucker too, right? SUPERFREAK

sugarbread maker said...

@lady h. You are the only one who got the shrimp reference.

sugarbread maker said...

I think maybe the "I need to pfuck. Other dudes " was another way to get out of relationship because robocop. Shite. The bed and Olivia needs someone who can get her press. It was easy to sniff rc as a flop. I think she just wanted an out without seeming like such an obvious famewhore. Not like Rita whora. "You're not famous enough 4 me. I need press."

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's all I could think about too, boo <3

Harry Knuckles said...

Alita, Merriam-Webster says I can spell "humor" as "humor" even though it makes you feel confused and angry. I'd like my apology now please. And thanks for the "Senses of humo(no'u')r" clarification.

sugarbread maker said...

I think lady h is my spirit animal.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I am just picturing the two of us like so, @sugarbread
As long as our spirit animal is not one of the poor innocent shrimp that Ratner & Munn tag teamed :(
#RIPshrimp
#bubbahump

Alita said...

I'm going to try and answer Harry, but your spelling is so awful, reading is like an exercise in translating gibberish!

I think you're apologising to Captain Literal. That's sweet of you, but really not necessary.

Harry Knuckles said...

Alita, I take it you're drunk.

1st off, my spelling is impeccable.
2nd, I wasn't apologizing to you, or to Captain Literal. I was waiting for **my** apology. From you. Who is also Captain Literal.

You want to go out sometime and tie one on? I'm easy to get drunk and easy when I'm drunk.

Alita said...

Harry, it was an hyperbolic jest on the differences in the way we spell words, eg humor/humour, apologize/apologise, that those words are so different that they're effectively gibberish - clearly nonsensical. I thought that you could do irony conversations.

But kudos for rocking the single entendre! Inspired!

sugarbread maker said...

Cute. Love it.
What was the whole Story behind the shrimp anyway. What exactly did they do with it.

Vestal Surgeon said...

Not a slag if all involved are informed and consenting. Better than duplicitous cheating and lying. The girl obviously likes wang.

Harry Knuckles said...

Alita, I was only kidding around with you. Wasn't serious at all, but I see that I didn't do a very good job of showing that.

And you're kind of a dick.

Alita said...

You mean diuck.

Count Jerkula said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

This whole conversation!