Saturday, May 31, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 18, 2013

This former B list reality star and now C list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition has told friends that she considers the month of April to be a time for her where she is going to date and have sex with as many men as possible for getting back to the business of finding a very wealthy husband. I really think she loves being a pro beard as long as the money and opportunities are good.

Julianne Hough

66 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Another with spunk!

TalksTooMuch said...

They do say April is the cruelest month

TalksTooMuch said...

Reno, you're killing me with the spunk today!

derek harvey said...

today must be sleeping your way to the middle day...oh wait that's every other Saturday-----jokesjokes I love this site and my kookoo friends here

Violet said...

No one actually cares about that that's old news. What we're all interested in, in a sort if we don't but we are way, is does Derek actually watch?

derek harvey said...

huh? I watch housewives and girls

Froggy England said...

She might find it difficult if she keeps insisting her brother watch,,,

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Does Derek watch Julianne Hough films?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

But May is the lustiest, I'd think best for tbe industrious.

I think Mr Sterling is hiring. (Unfortunately it takes him about an hour to get "there".)

She should strike while Keiblers out of commision.

TalksTooMuch said...

Seriously, Derek, today there have been drag queen reveals, dudes making videos and sexting stuff. It's like the best day EVER!

derek harvey said...

@ K--hell to the NO lol

derek harvey said...

lol Welcome to TTMs World were just living in it *jokesjokes* xo

Sugar said...

Derek is her brother

Violet said...

Does ANYONE watch Julianne Hough films?

derek harvey said...

that's right we got matching hair cuts and are going on Tour. Like Milli Vanilli with more jazz hands

auntliddy said...

Why cant she find anyone to stick with? Is the fault hers?

derek harvey said...

omg did you guys know that Honey Boo Boo made more money than Barack Obama last year? SMH lol seriously...

derek harvey said...

oh I also watch Lindsay and Extreme Cougar Wives

Tongue N. Cheek said...

T.S. Eliot! Well played!

Froggy England said...

Seriously,,,honey boo boo made more money than Obama??,,,it's a crazy, screwed up world.

TalksTooMuch said...

I still mourn the loss of what could have actually been a great Rock of Ages. When Tom Cruise is the best actor. ..

Sugar said...

Obama just needs to be sassier

TalksTooMuch said...

One of my favourites, TNC! ^5!

hairydawg said...

honey Boo Boo worked more than Obama. She should make more $.

NaughtyNurse said...

I would think being a professional beard would be a better option.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Obama's paycheck comes from the American people and we put a cap on that shit. He'll be worth more than that kid once he leaves office.

Btw, FLOTUS only earns about 10k a year.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I guess she must have fallen for one of her f-buddies, because no way Brooks Laich is gay. But he prob is hockey player rich.

sandybrook said...

I love her entreprenural spirit!

Sherry said...

I think Julianne Hough had one good beard in whoyacallit and then she screwed it up. NO ONE wants her to be their beard. She's not famous enough AND not discrete enough. Didn't even Clooney reject her?

sandybrook said...

Clooney would nevah take Ryan Seacrests sloppy seconds!

aemish said...

@Kristin.. links please..

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Links to what? Julianne Hough filmography? Obama's salary? That's public record.

Tigercat said...

@Kristin is referring to a previous blind, wherein it was implied that Derek and Julieanne were incestuous swingers and that on occasion, "Derek liked to watch" his sister getting it on.

Our Derek does in no way, no how seek any affiliation with, as someone aptly said above, this d-list, indiscreet entrepreneur.

:)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks, Tigercat. That threw me for a loop there.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

High five! Which is linterestingly the number of coffee spoons I measured out this morning...

RowdyRodimus said...

Well, luckily for her Proactive got rid of that lone pimple that was obviously destroying her life. Thank God for Proactive. I couldn't sleep at night worrying that one single tiny pimple near her forehead was ruining her chances at getting a rich husband so she doesn't have to live such a strenuous lifestyle of dancing and being bad in bit roles.

TalksTooMuch said...

And that is my VERY favourite poem, TNC! That's amazing! Seriously. Is this my brother????

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Lol. That depends... Is it a Julianne/Derek sort of relationship?

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, let's keep it OOT of the attic, but know that I lurves my TNC! New guy! Awesome taste!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Awesome! I knew that Minor in English Literature would pay off someday!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I feel like at some point, we should view your etchings?

Mango said...

Eliot fans here? Who knew!

TalksTooMuch said...

Mango, you too??? High five!!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Right this way TTM, my dear....

Tongue N. Cheek said...

This is the way the thread ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

TalksTooMuch said...

Awesome! I'll bring the boxed wine!

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, FORWARD!

RowdyRodimus said...

Tongue N. Cheek, my good sir, you have besmirched my good name by making an obvious play on my fair lady TalksTooMuch. By the beard of my father I cannot allow this transgression to go forth without justice being served.

Hence, I challenge you to a duel for the hand of our lovely lady TTM. It shall be pistol Super Soakers filled with ink and vinegar. 10 paces at high noon on Feb. 29 of the next odd numbered leap year. Afterwards, we get ice cream with the loser only allowed 1 type of sprinkes. Do you accept my challenge, or do we call you a brother in gossip for being ribbed?

(So, ever been the object of a duel before TTM? lol)

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Oh! Sounds good. I'll bring you a mug. (I can drink directly from the spigot...)

TalksTooMuch said...

Nooooo, not recently, Rowdy! And I must protest, being a lady of my own mind and all that good stuff. He quoted my favourite poem, fella, viewing his etchings is the LEAST I could do

RowdyRodimus said...

@TTM are you sure? Think about the date I set for it Feb. 29 the next odd numbered leap year. Totally being serious about it, too lol

Sprink said...

@Sugar, I just snorted out my sirloin. (Not pretty.)

Sprink said...

Did someone say spunk? I cannot believe no one has wheeled this out...

(totally safe for work, even safe for grandmas...)

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I am SO there. And I like the date. l need that long to train of course.... maybe longer...

Tongue N. Cheek said...

You prefer reverse? I'm good with either...

RowdyRodimus said...

@Tongue N. Cheek (just gonna start typing TNC, K? K. lol) ^5 for taking the newbie ribbing and getting the joke lol

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Thanks Rowdy! (So when do I learn secret handshake?)

Sherry said...

Wow TTM. I am impressed that you have the straight guys fighting over you. I want the gay boys fighting over me personally.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think it's actually some kind of male bonding ritual? Not much to do with me, I NEVER get to see any of the proferred etchings

Tongue N. Cheek said...

On the contrary TTM... Box of wine... Etchings... Thought we'd make an evening of it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Again, Sprink, not what I think of when someone says "spunk". Odd. Love MTM though!

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh ho! I stand corrected! If you'll excuse me, Sherry, apparently I have a busy evening ahead of me

Sherry said...

You go and enjoy yourself, you hot Canadian vixen. We expect a full account later.

Riven said...

Someone should tell her "marrying rich" in the NHL didn't work out for Willa Ford. And she married one of the best American-born NHL players of all time.

I mean sure Willa probably has a house and food for life if she doesn't blow it all on shopping and Botox. But no one knows or cares who the fuck she is anymore (though really, did we ever?).

Also Brooksies is not gay. Not even close. This chick has no gaydar at all.

Riven said...

Please make the full account like an old mad-lib game so I can fill in my token Canadian phrases in naughty places!!

"Later on, we watched while drinking . That quickly led to and other debauchery."

cowbulls said...

So other that her apparent desperation to find a man, what is the problem with Julianne? She is physically beautiful and those dancer legs should be a wonderful sexual accessory. What is wrong with her? I know why men run away from other physically striking woman but not Hough.