Thursday, May 01, 2014

Cameron Diaz And Jimmy Fallon Photobombs

53 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

NOT. IT.

Cocoa said...

Not it!

TalksTooMuch said...

Where's David??

TalksTooMuch said...

Just to recap,good meeting yesterday, ladies. High fives all around!

Two sets of boots on the ground, one potential meet-up, several areas of interest identified.

Renoblondee said...

OK. I took the bullet. It's actually very cute! Lots of silly poses and they get the giggles, share a hot dog and startle some people.

Cocoa said...

Thanks, Reno! You got a good one, lucky you!

Renoblondee said...

You're welcome! I not only took the bullet, I also dodged one! LOL

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fine, nerds.
One has-been starlet and meerkat faced talk show host take an overplayed joke and use peasants as the target.
The full bushed starlet and shovel-faced host pose with Pharrel hat, piggy back, phallic sandwich, and other lame jokes in the background of the peasants' tourist photos.
They find it funnier than the audience, could have potentially caused irreparable damage to civilians and MY EYEBALLS.
SNL should burn any documentation that implied Meerkat Fallon is funny.
----FIN-----

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Dammit!!! This is the second time i recapped behind someone! Does it still count?

Cocoa said...

Did you two watch the same thing?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Yes. But Reno has a heart made of gold and I'm cold on the inside? Hakuna Matata.

Cocoa said...

I love Reno's heart of gold. She always has something nice to say.

Count Jerkula said...

2 annoying, contrived A-Holes. How did AnnE not get in this pic too?

Cocoa said...

And I <3 your cold insides (?) too, of course.

Cocoa said...

Did you not read the synopses?!? There were two reviews to choose from and you could have avoided watching! Tsk.

TalksTooMuch said...

Just two different, equally valid opinions. I lub you all

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooooooh, count's here! Bum to the wall, Cocoa!

Cocoa said...

And drink covered, TTM, thanks for the heads up!

Seven of Eleven said...

Reno FTW!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks, Cocoa :) Love your insides too. (that sounds gross)

Count Jerkula said...

@Cocoa: I didn't read or watch, just saw the headline.

@TTM: What is this bum to the wall stuff? If I am going to regale you with my wit, you should at least let me view the booty as a thank you.

And I would like to make it clear that I would only drug a chick with her knowledge and consent. Too many medicated broads floating around to have to worry about drug interactions.

Cocoa said...

I see, OK.

I will enjoy your wit and you can enjoy my Amanda Bynes-like booty as I leave the room. With my drink.

Count Jerkula said...

@Cocoa: What did I do to make you leave? I don't smell that bad, do I?

And Bynes-like booty, now you are just twisting the knife, trying to torture me :( Chicks can be so mean.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, there may have been some talk at book club, but I'm sure I couldn't say for sure

Cocoa said...

You put the Grease song on the juke box and offered me a Roofie Colada!

Cocoa said...

I'm pretty sure you start each day with a shower, so smell-wise, you're okay.

You have made me laugh so in return I will not object if you watch my ass leave the room. That's as good a deal as you'll get from me. :-)

TalksTooMuch said...

Cocoa! Standards!! We talked about this! Ask about whether he has his own room first!!

Cocoa said...

Count, have you met my friend TTM?

[pssst: bodacious booty]

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: So Book Club is the female version of meeting the guys at the bar for a football game?

@Cocoa: OK, I understand the Grease thing, I am not a fan myself. Roofie Colada was a joke though. I can't afford bar prices for Roofies.

Could you at least drop your car keys on the way out, and maybe look at me in disgust while picking them up?

P.S. Well played with the shower reference.

TalksTooMuch said...

Cocoa! That's not even true! I'm all boobs! Also, I already have a site boo (holla Rowdy!) plus I'm up to my ears in HiddleStalking. Nice try, though

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Have my own room? WTF? Yeah.

@Cocoa: I've met TTM. She scolds me from time to time, but she's cool. Haven't seen the booty. Maybe her next avatar...

Renoblondee said...

You guys are too funny! And very sweet, thank you for the compliments. Somebody's gotta defend the Katy's, Lea's and JLo's of this world yo!
TTM I am also all boobs! Boobies!

Sugar said...

I'll take one for the team tomorrow. I'll leave it to y'all to sort out if I mean the count or whatever horrendous video Enty is punishing us with.

TalksTooMuch said...

Count, you wouldn't even know it to see it. It's all freckles. Looks like a road map gone horribly wrong.

wait, why am I talking about my butt?? Cocoa!

Cocoa said...

Count, have you met my friend Sugar?


[psssst. I've seen her photo. She's CUTE!]

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

TTM, curse of the fair skin redhead. My shoulders look like a map to Amelua Earhart's whereabouts.

Sugar, you're on for tomorrow. Don't embarrass the rest of the group like I did.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

* Amelua is Amelia's cousin. Or something.

Sugar said...

Aww, thanks Cocoa! I've had some work done since then and now i'm even prettier!

Renoblondee said...

Wigs, your recap was just fine! I think I may just be a total dork. Ha
Amelua is her sister-in-law btw.

TalksTooMuch said...

Boobies FTW, Reno! Woo hoo!

Cocoa said...

Fine.


Oops!! Dropped my keys.....

Sugar said...

Bend.... and SNAP!

Count Jerkula said...

The teasing and the laughter may be too much for me. I don't know if I have blue balls or I'm going to pee my pants.

Cocoa said...

There you have it - the real reason Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan have never been found. Kristin's been hiding the map!

TalksTooMuch said...

That right thur is EXACTLY the state I like my men in. ^5 Cocoa, good job!

Count Jerkula said...

I think Cocoa is trying to pawn me off on a friend so she can hear reviews, to see if I am worth seducing.

What do you have on in the bar Cocoa? Jeans, Skirt, Yoga Pants?

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: LOL! Confused men make poor decisions, just like confused women. I like the way you think.

Well played all. I think I'm feeling woozy. I asked for a lime in my Corona, not a Xanax.

Cocoa said...

[also: Kristin is like an Olsen twin only much more attractive and likeable. Reno's pretty too, with lovely boobs]

Xanax in your drink - how did that happen???

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe someone dosed me while I watched you deal with your keys.

I hope it wasn't a dude.

Cocoa said...

Not a dude, trust me.

Here, have another Corona....

;-)

Count Jerkula said...

If yer buyin, I'm flyin, Cocoa. Just do me a favor and get me into a seat in your car. If I wake up on the drive to your house, I'll want a cigarette, and it is hard to smoke while locked in the trunk.

Cocoa said...

E-cigarette and I'm dropping you off at YOUR house. No, sorry, I can't stay. Just wanted to make sure you got home safely.

Thanks for the laughs, good night!

Count Jerkula said...

Dang. You just keep teasing me up to baseball bat my knees.