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Kids. Not it!
I will take this one!
Lay it out for us, TTM.
HE DROPPED THE ENTIRE BOWL OF FRIUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE PUT A SHIRT ON THOSE KIDS!!!
Jeez, got so caught up I misspelled fruit.
There is much dropping of fruit salad on carpet. By half-dressed boy children. I don't know what else happened, after the first shot of cut fruit being picked up off the carpet I spent the rest of the time looking to see if they had animals and trying not to throw up. Then they did it again! There was no fruit washing that I saw! I repeat, NO FRUIT WASHING! AHHH
It's okay Sugar. You know how much hair was probably on that fruit? Monsters.
Basically what Sugar said
I bet they let their mama eat that dirty, nasty, hairy floor fruit without telling her about it.
Sorry, TTM. I just hit play like it was my job or something!
Now, would you eat that fruit since the kids spent so much time making/dropping/rolling it in hair balls?
How far does a mother's love go???!!
that's a lot of fruit and fruit isn't cheap. what a waste. so glad my cat would never do something like that.
TTM, your hesitation is worrisome. Split decision:
Do you or do you not eat that floor fruit???
I would totally cheek it, Wigs. Then napkin. After a complete preflight hair check.
I'd feed my husband the floor fruit first.
Jay Z be all like, GROSS! Floor fruit!
I think they're gonna need a bigger bowl.
'Yonce would take that floor and make a Hair Burger!
Cue to Heisenberg's mama yelling to eat the goddamn fruit, because she was deprived of their tasty joys her whole life because of the fucking communists....
#fivesecondrule
#frootloopz
#thanksmom
And Jay would laugh, and laugh and laugh!
<3
You know who else is laughing.
#goshawty
Ewwwww...
Couldn't resist. Watched a "Jaws" re-run last night.
Thank God my dogs didn't bring me breakfast in bed (maybe they tried but they would have eaten it before leaving the kitchen). There is no such thing as dropping food on the floor in my house and trying to save it because I have FIVE dogs (a blended family) and either they eat it immediately or it would look unrecognizable from the hair that would immediately cover it.
Awesome.
After the older kid dumps the fruit the first time, the younger boy is busily shoveling the pudding in his mouth. Pretty funny stuff!
Okay, that was two LOLs and I'm not even awake yet. Still laughing in fact.
I didn't notice that before! The little sneak. Hilarious! Maybe he orchestrated the whole thing. Invisibly tripped big brother several times - Dad and camera focused on scattered fruit - little brother free to consume all pudding before ever reaching Mom. Who hopefully asked no questions upon receipt of dirty fruit and empty little bowl.
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