Don't Bring Breakfast To Your Mom In Bed
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May 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm
HE DROPPED THE ENTIRE BOWL OF FRIUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SOMEONE PUT A SHIRT ON THOSE KIDS!!! -
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May 13, 2014 at 11:51 pm
There is much dropping of fruit salad on carpet. By half-dressed boy children. I don't know what else happened, after the first shot of cut fruit being picked up off the carpet I spent the rest of the time looking to see if they had animals and trying not to throw up. Then they did it again! There was no fruit washing that I saw! I repeat, NO FRUIT WASHING! AHHH
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May 13, 2014 at 11:51 pm
It's okay Sugar. You know how much hair was probably on that fruit? Monsters.
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May 13, 2014 at 11:52 pm
I bet they let their mama eat that dirty, nasty, hairy floor fruit without telling her about it.
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May 13, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Now, would you eat that fruit since the kids spent so much time making/dropping/rolling it in hair balls?
How far does a mother's love go???!!
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May 13, 2014 at 11:54 pm
that's a lot of fruit and fruit isn't cheap. what a waste. so glad my cat would never do something like that.
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May 14, 2014 at 12:06 am
TTM, your hesitation is worrisome. Split decision:
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Do you or do you not eat that floor fruit??? -
May 14, 2014 at 12:07 am
I would totally cheek it, Wigs. Then napkin. After a complete preflight hair check.
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May 14, 2014 at 12:24 am
Cue to Heisenberg's mama yelling to eat the goddamn fruit, because she was deprived of their tasty joys her whole life because of the fucking communists….
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#fivesecondrule
#frootloopz
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May 14, 2014 at 3:13 am
Thank God my dogs didn't bring me breakfast in bed (maybe they tried but they would have eaten it before leaving the kitchen). There is no such thing as dropping food on the floor in my house and trying to save it because I have FIVE dogs (a blended family) and either they eat it immediately or it would look unrecognizable from the hair that would immediately cover it.
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May 14, 2014 at 6:59 am
After the older kid dumps the fruit the first time, the younger boy is busily shoveling the pudding in his mouth. Pretty funny stuff!
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May 14, 2014 at 7:38 pm
Okay, that was two LOLs and I'm not even awake yet. Still laughing in fact.
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May 14, 2014 at 7:49 pm
I didn't notice that before! The little sneak. Hilarious! Maybe he orchestrated the whole thing. Invisibly tripped big brother several times – Dad and camera focused on scattered fruit – little brother free to consume all pudding before ever reaching Mom. Who hopefully asked no questions upon receipt of dirty fruit and empty little bowl.
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