Friday, May 09, 2014

Four For Friday - Traditional

The Friday before Mother's Day. It is never too late to drive to your nearest busiest intersection and buy some flowers. I will be here all weekend and on Sunday after I finish writing the blog I will climb the basement stairs and give my mom a big hug for letting me live here all these years. Might even sit down to watch movies with her favorite actors while she says inappropriate things about them and what she would do if she was younger. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

#1 - One of the reasons this foreign born A list mostly movie actor from the franchise that has been going for almost 50 years has such a young wife might be that he apparently is in the top five or ten when it comes to endowment. Maybe even number one when it comes to A listers.

#2- This former A- list entertainer(singer) crashed and burned when she left the group that made her famous. She did so at the advice of another A lister who she stalked for a decade and thought they should be together even though he is gay.

#3- Jean Claude Van Damme used to have sex with this really bad actress/reality star who has been in the tabloids constantly the past month.

#4 - This A list mogul and part-time reality star once financed a movie starring this late former C+ list mostly movie actress who was more famous for her reality show and what happened after she died. He financed it so he could sleep with her and keep his then wife from finding out. Lots of set visits.

66 comments:

sandybrook said...

#1 Patrick Stewart

MontanaMarriott said...

1. Bond may be the franchise but none of them have young wives in relations to their own age.

sandybrook said...

3 Lindsay

Glitter said...

#4-Trump/Anna Nichole Smith?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Eastwood
Nicole S
Kiebler
Trump/Anna Nicole?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

3- Kylie Minogue

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

1) Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, younger wife
2) one of Destinys children
3) Lohan
4)

Virginia Squatch said...

#4- Someone and Anna Nicole?

Tricia Shaw said...

1 Stewart/kingsley
2 Aubrey I day/pharrell
3 Keebler
4 Anna Nicole/trump

Violet said...

Isn't VD meant to be gay? Or am I mixing up my action actors.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

If VIP got off her ass for a proper FFF we could settle #1.

Kno Won Uno said...

I'll add my +1s to
3) Lilo
4) Trump & Anna Nicole
I do wish #1 was about the Bond franchise, but since I remember the original Star Trek on TV, I'm (sadly) all too aware of exactly how long ago that was.
And I gained 3 pounds in the last month. FML.

BTownGirl said...

#3 - Tori Spelling?!

derek harvey said...

#3 Tori Spelling

derek harvey said...

lol BTown

Jennifer said...

2. Geri Halliwell/George Michael

Wee S said...

#2. Geri Halliwell and George Michael

Jennifer said...

4. Anna Nicole

Wee S said...

Snap Jennifer!

Cocoa said...

Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton for #2

Sophie Helene said...

1) ?
2) I was also thinking Geri
3) I love Tori for this
4) Anna Nicole was an actress? mostly movie? Just asking. I thought she was just a model/reality star. I don't believe she was a bona fide actress.

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Virginia Squatch said...

VIP we need some photographic evidence to compare for #1

derek harvey said...

Anyone see that Alien movie Anna Nicole did with that China Doll wrestler? lol VERY bad acting. Unwatchable..

Sabrina said...

#1 - Patrick Stewart (Star Trek turns 50 next year)
#2 - Geri/Michael
#3 - LiLo
# - Trump/Anna Nicole

derek harvey said...

I don't think #3 is Lilo. Wouldn't he be on her precious list? Still think it is Tori. She was researching and method acting for her role in Mother May I Sleep With Danger. And Tori has a definite type--Douche Bags...

Eros said...

Lol! Your mom sounds like a hoot, Enty. Happy mothers day to everyone!

Gayeld said...

Nope. Star Trek debuted a month before I was born (the Monkees debuted the week I was born.) I will be 48 this October and 49 next. Star Trek still has a couple of years until it's 50.

Note to self: Find new job next year. You're due some payback.

Gayeld said...

#4. Did Brittany Murphy have a reality show?

La Minette Grincheuse said...

#2 sounds a lot like Nicole Scherzinger, could the guy be a music producer?

derek harvey said...

Gayeld---definitely not

nurysp said...

patrick stewart?????

do tell do tell
now i have to crotch watch

Renoblondee said...

Anna Nicole for 4.

Slim Peachy said...

#1 - Shatner's wife is 27 years younger. But he doesn't come across as being that way for a number of reasons. Now Patrick is 38 years older than his wife, and has that deep voice that makes you wonder. Thing is, that uniform from the first two years of TNG was very form fitting and I wonder how he could hide it! Also McKellan has rumoured to long be really infatuated with Patrick and this might be why!

#2 - Scherzinger?

#3 - Tori Spelling

#4 - The Donald?

Slim Peachy said...

Also the original Star Trek pilot with Jeff Hunter was made in 1964 even though the show itself didn't debut until 1966.

Snapdragon said...

Bond (and Dr Who for that matter) are both >50. Bond tribute at the Oscars in 2013.

Def. cosign on Sir Patrick for #1. I have heard this rumour before.

Aeol said...

So...almost 50 years, like it says in the blind?

VirgilHilts said...

#2 Geri Halliwell and George Michael.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

#1--Definitely Patrick Stewart; dressers who've worked w/him in theater have apparently commented on it in the past. Considering that he seems to be smart, funny, charming, decent, a femnist, and still quite attractive, AND that he's apparently hung like a horse, I think we have all the reasons we need for why Mrs. Stewart always seems to be smiling. You GO, girl! ;-)

Love22 said...

#2 I'm thinking Ginger Spice/Robbie Williams. I only guessed him because who on earth would be chasing George Michael from glory hole to glory hole?

msgirl said...

It's insulting to Patrick Stewart to imply the only reason he has a young wife is because of the size of his dick. Maybe she married him because she loves him? He certainly has a ton going for him!

kathrynwhitfield said...

We need to find out #1 STAT! ;-P

Jennifer said...

Snap!

AKM said...

#2 made me think of the Courtney Love-Billy Corgan saga, but he's not gay, I don't think.

Jennifer said...

Oooh, Love, I hadn't thought of Robbie. Also a good guess!

Jennifer said...

I'm rethinking my answer. It's not much of a blind if GM is already out. So I'm either going with Love's guess of Robbie Williams or the Aubrey O'Day guess above. She is the definition of crash and burn.

Gypsytrill said...

#2 Gwen and Gavin

Elissa said...

Gwen in no way "crashed and burned" when she left No Doubt. She's been hugely successful on her own more so than all the other members of that band combined, though she seems to be spending more time being with her growing family of late.

Mark B said...

I like the Geri / George Michael guess for #2.

If this was a primarily British site I'd say Sarah Harding for it, but she's not A- in the US.

BitchieMitchie said...

#4-I concur Anna Nicole--and Trump?

Jim said...

I thought #2 was a glaringly obvious Natalie Merchant (and Stipe). Of course this ages me too.

mooshki said...

Found while Googling "Patrick Stewart well endowed:"

"When I worked in the Entertainment Industry, it was well known that Liam, Dafoe & Patrick Stewart wielded the LARGEST weapons in Hollywood."

leemonada76 said...

Susanna Hoffs and Prince

Alita said...

Hmm. If that's the case mooshki, then somewhere there is a person with a unique resume entry:

"Hiding Patrick Stewart's enormous throbbing manhood in the snug early season TNG Star Trek uniforms."

Opposite of a fluffer?

Maureen said...

Definitely Stewart for #1. It would be more impressive if they said 6th decade ( 60's to 10's).

Lux said...

Although I'm sure that #2 is Geri Halliwell I'm gonna throw out Cheryl Cole & will.i.am as a possibility?

Not sure how well her solo album did, but her reality TV career crashed thanks to Cowell and his moobs.

Lux said...

#3 is Tori

She's always listed as a terrible actress, whereas Lindsay is always slipping in rating. And Tori has dominated headlines in the past month, specifically. LiLo has been consistent for the past year or two.

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megan00m said...

It was supposed to be..there is a netflix movie about that production..worth a watch....called "addicted to fame"...really interesting.

Sandy said...

A friend of mine bought one of Stewart's houses and his master bath had an open shower facing a wide wall-to-ceiling window. Now I know why. Guess he wanted to give everyone in the neighborhood a peek at his "gift."

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Tori is who I thought of too I'm in board with you. Plus, I've seen Keibler in person. I'd rather sleep with Tori, even Dean, before that scary fright Keibler. (I'm girl into guys)

Alita said...

Heh @Sandy. And the reason it was an open plan bathroom was because he was over constraining his wild member. After a day tucked away in his right Star Trek unitard, he wanted his willy to relax and have the run of the neighbourhood, so to speak.

celebratity said...

Umm I though #2 was obviously chili from TLC and Usher

celebratity said...

Umm I though #2 was obviously chili from TLC and Usher

sugarbread maker said...

aubrey o day rodney jerkins
4 says then wife anicole s died in 2007 so i'm going w/ russell simmons and kimora 4 then wife

sugarbread maker said...

2 geri spice george michael
3 tori spelling