Friday, May 23, 2014

Four For Friday- Traditional

Happy Memorial Day weekend. For those of you reading this on the east coast, it is after 1 there so you should be headed out the door. Enjoy. One of the best three day weekends of the year. Really, there are only a few three day weekends that even matter. Most are just enjoyed by government workers and teachers. This one though is special. It actually might be my favorite. Despite that, I will be here all weekend blogging and grilling at the same time. So, if you get bored or sunburned or your eyebrows catch on fire and you are sitting in an emergency room, feel free to stop on by. Chances are high that I will be drunk most afternoons and evenings and nights and late nights which is the best time to check out my Twitter. Feel free to follow me. I am @entylawyer

#1 - One big sticking point for this B list mostly movie actor who is only B list because of his name and what happened to him back in the day in his big thing he has going on is that he doesn't want to be deposed because he is afraid someone will ask him about his heroin use which might keep him from reaching his goal.

#2 - This B list mostly television actress who would do anything to be in a movie is on a hit premium cable show. Keeping up her image that she only cares about herself, she was asked to attend a screening of a movie, but said she was too busy. It was a really important favor her co-star asked her for, but she decided that staying at home and Tweeting photos of herself trying on clothes was more important.

#3 - Kindness- This former almost A list mostly television actor was on a very long running network hit which was an extension of another long running network show. It has been mostly plays since the show ended for our actor, but he is still an amazingly nice guy. For every show he is in on Broadway he always has ten to fifteen tickets he pays for out of his own pocket for children and teens in drama classes to come to the show. He then meets with each group for an hour after each show. Just a really nice guy.

#4 - When people talk about Jay-Z and his mistresses, they often forget about a mainstay who has been there forever. She is the person he calls when he needs to be discreet and thinking about old times. She is that very short named R&B singer who hasn't had a hit in awhile and doesn't really even act or record any longer. She basically lives off the generosity of Jay-Z and a couple of other guys. She peaked at A-.

81 comments:

Someone Said said...

3=David Hyde Pierce

Violet said...

Truly have no idea about any of them and my mind boggles about number 1.

kday said...

4-Lil Kim

Violet said...

SS DHP - brilliant guess! I love him.

Procrastibator said...

I would love to see a post grill mishap Enty with pencilled in eyebrows.

Ray Nicolet said...

Eve for #4

callmemaybe said...

1 zac Efron
2 lea michele
3 Kelsey grammer
4 Ashanti

sandybrook said...

3 Kelsey Grammar maybe.
I dont understand #1
4 Eve?
2emmy Rossum

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

1) someone related to the Singer scandal: Lautner?
2) Peter Dinklage/Lena Heady
3) David Hyde Pierce
4) Mya

sandybrook said...

Christ this is apparently a dark day.

Lady Heisenberg said...

2) Emmy Rossum or Betty Gilpin

Violet said...

Don Johnson is chuntering on about heroin I hear. Maybe he's no. 1?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

1) Joshua Jackson. Deposed bc of Bryan Singer. Famous for Dawson's. Was in Apt Pupil

Dena said...

1. McCauley Culkin? Not sure if anything happened to him back in the day, though.

Tara said...

My beloved David. Wow, what a great thing for me to read during a double shift at work!

4 could be Eve, Kim, or Ashanti, but I feel like Kim was at least an A. Ashanti is A- and Eve is too.

Number 2 might have something to do with The Normal Heart. Why else would some random movie be important? Any Cannes sightings of just one actor promoting a movie?

dezzie disaster said...

I actually had #4 and wanted to be first but my phone started acting up! Whyyyyyy?! Btw its mya lol

Renoblondee said...

Mya for 4

Renoblondee said...

Mya for 4

Anonymous said...

#2 January jones?

Seven of Eleven said...

I <3 Niles Crane!

#1 wins the longest run-on sentence of the day award.

Pazazz said...

I think you got it with Mya...they had a song with each other back in the day and she has been known to be a jump off for maybe guys in the industry

AbbySaurus Vex said...

I had such a crush on David Hyde Pierce back in the day.
Nope, scratch that.
Still have a crush on him.

Anonymous said...

#2 January jones?

Zach said...

I like the Emmy Rossum guess for 2--William H Macy in DM. But Emmy hasn't posted selfies in two days...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

2) Dinklage is in Xmen. Game of Thrones for the premium cable. Lena plays his sister on the show and she's a nut bag on social media.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Don't think #2 is Emmy. She has no problem getting cast in movies. I know Enty would like it to be Emmy.

poppyfresh said...

Lil Kim is not a singer though

saywhat? said...

I saw Mya in concert in summer 2013.

WritergirlinLa said...

Kevin Spacey used to hold tickets for us at The Player's Club in NYC for plays he does. He's a super nice guy as well from my own experience with him which has been limited.

Brea Lowe said...

+1

BigsPigs said...

Eve for #4

Topper Madison said...

I'm still trying to figure out what #1 is trying to say.

1. B-list movie actor with high name recognition
2. Became famous from some scandal in some "big thing" he has going on. (apparently still in present tense.)
3. Doesn't want to be removed from power in this "big thing" because he does/did heroin,
4. Knowing he does/did heroin would prevent him from achieving some goal.

I got nothing.

Jessica Larson said...

I thought Lil Kim was having a baby & getting married, my first thought was Mya for 4.

Emmy was was my first thought for 2.

I like the David Hyde Pierce guess for 3, isn't the actor that played the Dad from that show also back in Chicago doing theater again. Sounds like somethig he could do also.

Count Jerkula said...

2) Dunham

msgirl said...

Why would Dinklage ask Lena to an opening, makes no sense, he's far more of a star than she is. Not them.

texas rose said...

OK folks - remember Enty is using ' Premium Cable Network'

Froggy England said...

No 1 is Macaulay , what happened to him was the michael Jackson abuse.

I would also have said lil kim for no 4.

0_0 said...

Topper; "deposed" as in give a deposition. Unless you were kidding :)

texas rose said...

Zach - doesn't Emmy hate Macy because he called her out on their set for being a diva and ignoring crew?? Doubt if they are helping each other promote stuff.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Macaulay makes sense. I forgot about the latest Jackson suit.

So does Emmy and WHM. He has some film out.

Sticking with Mya, though. Kim and Eve are rappers.

texas rose said...

Kristin - wasn't there something about her being broke?? Maybe she had no way to get there and he didn't offer to send a car. Not sure she has bus fare:)

airhead said...

Cassie for four

conniebingbong said...

4 is Blue Cantrell

illnana said...

#4 MYA

airhead said...

But may might fit better since I think Cassie is with diddy

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Texas rose, good point, as usual. Lord knows she wasn't buying a plane ticket on Priceline. Those library computer terminals have a 15-minute limit.

Pazazz said...

Blu doesn't act. They dated for awhile but this isn't her. Plus she was never A-

IceQueen said...

Heroin use: Culkin

sifichick said...

My first thought on #4 was Eve.

#3 Deserves to be outted so we know who the nice ones are.

#2 Can go suck a lemon. At least be honest with the guy & say you don't want to go. Don't say you're busy & post selfies. Makes you look like an incredabitch.

Dexamyl said...

I think #1 probably is about the Singer thing or MJ, but I'm not sure about the guesses thus far.

Joshua Jackson was 20 when Apt Pupil came out--far too old for Singer, who was busy filming naked young boys for a shower scene that was mostly omitted from the film.

Culkin was probably molested, given how he turned out, and is the likely answer. But his heroin use is hardly a secret. Hell, he moved to Paris to live with Pete Doherty, a mess by which others are measured.

TalksTooMuch said...

Pazazz, can you explain jump-off to me? I keep thinking it's really acrobatic sex, but it never sounds very exciting for the jump-ee

TalksTooMuch said...

She only had that one song, right? About selling all her dude's stuff because he cheated

bekH said...

Mya for #4! BTW,I assisted on a photo shoot at her house. She seemed ok. Not nice, not mean. The photo shoot was of her and her pets for Northshore Animal League.

Count Jerkula said...

UGH, Northshore. Where the donations go for galas, and the animals get the table scraps.

#1StarRatedCharity

CamColty said...

+2

Snapdragon said...

Heh, my first thought for 1 was Hugh Grant (with that Divine Brown scandal thing, and the ongoing (?) phone hacking depositions in the UK) but it falls apart with the heroin use and WTF is the 'goal'?

discoflux said...

Reading #1 reminds me of how I felt the first time I ever saw someone speak in tongues.

#4 - Eve?

Topper Madison said...

@0_0 Nope. I'm just dumb today, I guess. That's cool. It's Friday.

Even with that definition, it still doesn't make sense, though.

And it can't be Caulkin. He's not b-list, he wasn't molested, and he didn't become famous because of his relationship with MJ. He was a huge star when he met the gloved one.

He hasn't got a "big thing" going on, and what goal would he miss out on if people found out he did heroin?

I still got nothin'.

Snootches said...

Yup! I wonder what thise paw print tatts will look like when shes 50...

Snootches said...

Did you pay money or was this one of those free concerts at the hatch shell?

Just Another HR Lady said...

For #1, I've never seen Enty describe Joshua Jackson as mostly movie, Enty rating for JJ is B- Mostly TV.

And while he was in Apt Pupil, he wasn't even in the scene in question in the Bryan Singer allegations. Nothing to be gained to be calling him into the case.

Singer appears to have targeted young unknowns anyway.

headrot said...

#4 mya immediately came to mind and i see i'm not the only one.

auntliddy said...

Who cld refuse Dinkledge anything?

auntliddy said...

Im thinking 3 is Gary Sinise. Boy, Jayz really gets around!

jo davies said...

Is this stuff true about jayz ? I can't believe Beyonce would put up with this how humiliating and she can have anyone ? But why would there be all these rumours if nothing going on where there is smoke there is fire ?

AD said...

could #4 be blu cantrell?

fancyscreenname said...

#4 is probably MYA.

when 50 cent talked she was pissed and denied it.

could b blu Cantrell though...she is a kept woman living in a posh suburb of LA.

oh FFS, im doing something wrong! mistresses get gifts, an excellent lifestyle and only have to deal with men on the rarest occasion. No washing shitty boxers for them!




FFS...
:^(

Erik said...

I love David Hyde Pierce. Niles Crane is such a great character and he plays him to perfection.

Studio54 said...

With all these mistresses, why did Jay Z ever get married in the first place? Was it Beyonce's father threatening him? He's never been faithful, so what's the point? Only idiots believe this is a perfect couple anymore.

Count Jerkula said...

@Studio54: But the world is 90% idiots.

Sprink said...

Thanks for deciphering that, @Topper. Unfortunately, I (still) have nothing either.

Sherry said...

Like bear claws sliding down a tree I'd guess Snootches.

sugarbread maker said...

Wasn't blu Cantrell Jay z's obsession?
That's why he named his daughter blue.
Not sure if she dumped him and he was devastated and stalked her for a while.

fancyscreenname said...

@sugarbread

Word is that JayZ "whips" easily. He's been strung out on a couple women.

daisy0714 said...

@Count hey what do you mean about North Shore? That is pretty disappointing to hear - I thought it was one where the donations went to the animals, not the galas...

Count Jerkula said...

@Daisy: They are up to a 2* rating now, out of 4. I always remembered people on the Stern sites saying it was a 1*.

Charity Navigator link

ASPCA is rated 3*.

Lil P said...

I always thought of it as the one you "jump off" of so you can go home to your wife & kids & make it home for dinner

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahaha, now I am totally picturing Jay Z springing into the air like a surprised cat!

jkinteach said...

Eve wasn't with JayZ. She gets her money from her millionaire husband or fiancee, plus acting and rap residuals. She never sang. It's probably Mya or Rita Ora,

TLP said...

4 Monica or JoJo

Snopake said...

4 = Brandy?