Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Hayden Panettiere Is Pregnant

Well, the wedding might be delayed because of the unrest in Ukraine but Hayden Panettiere is pregnant with her boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko's baby. I'm not really sure why the couple can't get married. Yes, I know Wladimir's brother is big in politics in Ukraine and that a destination wedding in the country is probably not ideal, but it seems to me that if the unrest is not stopping you from having a baby, then it probably shouldn't stop you from getting married. There are other places to get married. Of course this could have been a trade. He doesn't want to get married yet, but is willing to have a baby. Or, maybe it was just an accident. US Weekly doesn't give a due date, but a friend of Hayden's told the magazine that she is "totally pregnant." Yeah, that definitely sounds like a friend of Hayden.

42 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I think the count's head just exploded

Mazel Tov, I sincerely hope you've conquered some of those demons, chica

sandybrook said...

So all of a sudden you can't have a baby unless you're marrying someone? One of them doesn't want to be married right now and the other one agreed that's that. They are engaged, no?

Violet said...

And maybe you shouldn't be so judgy Enty. Congrats to the parents to be, married or not.

auntliddy said...

Alot of women apparently wont get married unless they are going to look completely perfect. Silly to me, but there it is. They cld totally be married, i hv no idea what hold up is. Remember jen garner, just low key affair while she was pretty far along. So can be done.

Henriette said...

Christina Ricci is pregnant too. Must be another baby boom.

sandybrook said...

Let's all hope the bebeh male or female looks like her

Ray Nicolet said...

I'ma feel so bad for her vagina in a few months.

Jeneral said...

I'm happy for her. I think she's very talented, and I don't understand all the hate towards her. She isn't to blame for all the nastiness her parents forced her into her whole life.

Froggy England said...

"Totally pregnant" someone needs to tell the friend, you either are or you aren't. I don't see what the marriage has to do with it, lots of people have babies that aren't married quite openly and happily,,, it's not the 1930s for goodness sake.!!

Vera L- said...

wishing her a happy and healthy pregnancy

Dena said...

I know! That giant baby might be a problem.

Henriette said...

Speaking of "totally," that reminds me of the misuse of the word "unique." I hear newscasters and various public figures misuse the word. No one can be "very unique." Either you are unique, which means one of a kind, or you are just unusual. It's just like being pregnant, either you are or you are not. I hear Gayle King say someone was "very unique" and went nuts. Michelle Obama did too, and I cringed.

Henriette said...

I meant "heard."

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

One brother is Kiev's mayor and the other gets her pregnant. Congrats to both.

Ari said...

Sounds like SHE doesn't want to get married, and HE wanted to trap her some how (good for him).

Sillygurl said...

I swear I had mixed babies cause I was tortured about being pale. Perhaps she is having a giant's baby for similar reasons. I bet SCIENCE can explain this phenomenon.

AJ said...

@Ray
LOL. She'll be ok. My aunt is 5 feet tall and my Uncle is 6'4. Big beautiful babies they'll make.

Procrastibator said...

Sandybrook: no sex before marriage. Outrage.

Sherry said...

Henriette they are obviously trying to substitute very for quite. Not the same thing of course.

AJ said...

Yay !!! Happy for them. I always have liked her. I also understand the not wanting to getting married while there is so much unrest in Ukraine. My family is original from there and it's been very hard for them. It's brought back a lot of difficult memories. Luckily they escaped from Ukraine during WWII but ended up in a German work camp.

Sherry said...

Not sure why so much shade was thrown her way but good for her and Igor the giant or whatever his name is. Watch, they'll be gorgeous like her and tall like him and be like all those Ukranian models.

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

I thought the rumor mill pegged him as gay, and she's his beard? Or was that the other brother? Crap, need more coffee.

Renoblondee said...

She's so young. Wish them luck.

AKM said...

Henriette -- Ha ha ha, YES. I learned that in junior year English class, and I'd never realized it prior to that. My father said and still says "very unique" all the time, and even though I've explained it, I suppose you can't change almost 70 years of using a certain phrase. Quel dommage.

And, uh...here's to the baby looking like her? Yikes bikes.

JSierra said...

Yikes hopefully the baby doesn't take after him while in the womb, size wise. I can't imagine giving birth to a baby Wladimir.

Can we talk about the Media takeout rihanna love child storyfrom yesterday? I just want to see this picture everyone has of said love child.

Sophie Fox said...

I agree! I love her on Nashville and she is a really talented singer. My husband thinks she's pretty hot too.

nurysp said...

i think enty is hinting at the fact he wont marry her and she got pregnant. A way to hold on

can u imagineeeee fucking her shes tiny
its borderline perverted man
she has a lil kid body

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ifor her Big Day she probably wants to be at her fighting weight.

Hammer_Girl said...

I see vaginal rejuvenation in her future.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh My Groin! That tiny lil hottie infected with the giant Ukie's seed? She will be so swollen and rolly polly it is going to be hot. She has a perfect tiny bim body, so I am interested to see if she recovers well.

I would bet on induced preemie. Well, is it considered induced if they do a c-section? Aint no way she gonna be able to pass that dude's offspring naturally.

childeroland said...

Maybe she doesn't want to get married yet either.

AJ said...

Maybe it is true about not wanting to get married while his home country is in turmoil. He would probably want to have it there or at least have family be there for it.

Ukraine is very dangerous right now and if Putin gets more bold we could be looking at WWIII with Rusdia when we step in to help Ukraine. We have a treaty pledging to help them if need be.

AJ said...

@count
My aunt is teeny tiny like me and my Uncle who she is married to is a 6'4 Ukrainian. Them babies were scheduled early bc they weren't coming out otherwise. LOL.

Sadly I did not get the height gene from my Ukrainian side of the family. I'm teeny tiny too. LOL.

nora nader said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm curiously remembering...wasn't it a Hayden blind for the rough sex as in physically rough where the guy was worried at times he would kill her? My first though is...how is she going to continue down that path while pregnant...and you can't say that she or her dude has changed, people who are into that abusive rough shit, do not change overnight.

The Real Dragon said...

How does she stick that in her. Tell me ur secret

Cleodacat said...

I remember hinting once about Wlad being gay and a poster familiar with them said the whole relationship was staged. This would be a good time for them to chime in.

Count Jerkula said...

@AJ: I figure from your avatar that you are married, but how tall?

My ex was lucky that they got our son out with a cut and a suction cup.

AJ said...

Hiya Count !!!
Yup I've been scooped up but I'm almost 5'4 with my hair up. LOL.

littlejenny said...

This news gives me anxiety.

Malibu Borebee said...

A lot of hookers have kids. If she's bearding for the Ukrainian I'm sure he's paying her well.

She can lay off the rough stuff and her other clients for the length of time it takes to have the kid.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Hey, maybe the birth will be like Frank Sinatra's, but in reverse: His birth weight was almost 15 pounds. I don't think he topped 125 lbs before he turned 50.

Count Jerkula said...

@Malibu: Point of order. When a hooker gives birth it is referred to as a Trick Baby, not a Kid.