Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Jay-Z Goes Jewelry Shopping With Solange

The spin cycle is in full overdrive at this point. The same day that Solange Knowles deleted all of her Instagram photos of Beyonce, save one, Jay-Z took his elevator opponent out jewelry shopping. You know what should be the next incarnation of MMA? Elevator fighting. No room to maneuver and put in some extra cameras above and in the walls (with sound) and you have your fights in there. No need for a ring or physical spectators. Just find an elevator somewhere and make it go up and down randomly and let people have at it. Jay-Z and Solange did about 20 minutes of browsing so they would be noticed, but neither bought anything. I guess if Solange is expecting some type of gift, this wasn't going to be the time or place. You have to admit this is the most messed up situation. You have the fight in the elevator when Beyonce does nothing and says nothing and then everyone goes their separate ways. Solange and Beyonce makeup and go to Costa Rica together for Kelly Rowland's wedding. Jay-Z and Beyonce hang out like nothing happened and then Solange deletes all the photos but goes shopping with Jay-Z.

84 comments:

BeckyMae said...

We will never know the truth, this family are tighter than a duck's ass.....

TalksTooMuch said...

I just don't believe these people do anything NOT for attention

Ray Nicolet said...

And the plot thickens...

fancyscreenname said...

I'm kinda over them...

Violet said...

Spin worse even than the KK lot. And that says something.

Susan said...

Yeah. Now I feel like I'm getting punked.

If only there was audio. Yeah. Yeah. Audio recordings are illegal. A gossip whore can dream....

sandybrook said...

I think 50 cent's color commentary on the tape was probably pretty close to what it was.
The story said she didn't buy any jewelry and left.

fancyscreenname said...

Ducks are known for having tight asses?

Vera L- said...

Mean drunk.

GatorGirl said...

So the lake water doesn't seep up in there when they're floating

texas rose said...

Apparently it worked and she is getting a present.

Froggy England said...

They are simply trying to spin it that it's all happy families. Sadly for them there is a video of Solange trying to beat the living daylights out of her brother in law whilst her sister stands like spaced out druggie just watching,

AJ said...

@Fancy
Well the duck's butt is probably waterproof. LOL.

BeckyMae said...

Or is the phrase 'tighter than a ducks nut'?? I never know...my father was a master punner

Unknown said...

lol so says the one rotating selfie pics weekly

BeckyMae said...

@unknown pot....kettle...black to the boring troller who does anything for the same attention!

BeckyMae said...

#teamttm #hashtag

texas rose said...

ducks ass sound right. If it was loose the duck would sink.

TalksTooMuch said...

I actually forgot to change that back after last night, but I guess I'll leave it for a bit. Since someone awesome like Unknown (whoever that may be) likes them so much

Sherry said...

I think it was a family fight and he's making up. And yeah it's no ones bidness at this point.

Ray Nicolet said...

#teamTTM
#teamhatersgonnahate

Just Another HR Lady said...

We've seen the truth of their relationships...anything else is BS to me. Lol

Henriette said...

Kelly Rowland's getting married?

Molls said...

Sounds like a "nice" business arrangement to me.

Renoblondee said...

So weird.

sandybrook said...

Maybe got, over the weekend Henriette, something happened in the Bahamas that Bey and Sou went to for about 10 hrs on Friday.

Jill of All Trades said...

@Fancy, your just so damn cool to me!..remind me never to meet you in person ;)

Maybe they're just that hardcore: Beyonce letting 'em dog it out, they shake it off and go ballin' together the next day...it actually does sound like a real family, albeit dynamic and dramatic.

Seven of Eleven said...

Damn it! Just when I figure things out, there's a new rule. What is the term limit for avis? When should Daria retire and let Alex Vause come back? Or should it be Cosima? Which Cosima?

#teamconfused
#helpmeRay

BeckyMae said...

@seven how about a Cosima collage?? Why not have them all!!

Sherry said...

WTH? Why? Jeez some people.

Ray Nicolet said...

You literally just made my day Seven. "I am Batman!"

sugarbread maker said...

cosima

NHR said...

It is getting increasingly surreal and their dysfunctionality is seeping out big time. I think that Solange tried to beat the daylight out of Jay Z because he was going to his ex hookup Rihanna's after party without his wife and Solange went berserk because of the disrespect.

Team Solange here. She is the most honest of the lot.

The whole fantasy about the Carters being so in love etc. is going boobies up.

fancyscreenname said...

Ah...thanks guys. I don't know why I didn't come to that conclusion. Lol

Henriette said...

They got married in Costa Rica last Friday. I just googled it. How weird.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, I'm just gonna speculate here, but I always use my own pic, and maybe someone that doesn't even like to use a name finds that um, confusing? It can't be about looking for attention, because that's exactly what popping up to post nasty shite is about, right?

fancyscreenname said...

@Jill
:^)

BeckyMae said...

Mystery deepens....,Bey got the 'IV' tattoo removed from her ring finger recently.....

The Illuminati Apocalypse is upon us!!

Henriette said...

This whole thing reminds me of what Bill Mahr was saying about the Fourth Amendment. Even though this was in public, it does make you wonder about privacy. The hotel is looking for the employee who sold that security tape.

AJ said...

@Becky
Out of curiosity I googled this and there are several articles about the mystery of her tattoo. It doesn't really look like she's had it removed, more like she has a scab or bug bite. Maybe a ring caused an irritation to her skin. It's happened to me once from a costume ring I wore.

MISCH said...

Strictly a PR run

BeckyMae said...

Dunno AJ, the pic Gawker had her finger was very pink and no sign of any ink...could be ring irritation I guess....

caroline david said...

it's funny like everyone has his own theory and defend Solange.
Your double standart is fascinating and the hatred on Bey/Jay Z is so mean even almost very personal-oriented

shelly said...

Someone's jealous.
#teamttm #hatersgonnahate

BeckyMae said...

Too right, TTM! We got this....

Sherry said...

So wait Henriette..WHO got married in Costa Rica?

Becky Mae..What kind of bear is that? You mentioned it somewhere yesterday and if can't remember..

Topper Madison said...

I agree with the family fight/none of our business thought. I don't know about you, but I'd hate for one of my family's private fights to end up being broadcast on the interwebs. It's normal for family altercations to happen from time to time. They're still family, though, and it's no one else's business.

Kelly Ryan said...

If you watch closely Beyonce is verbally engaging Jay right after the initial beat down when body guard pulls Solange back. She also physically aligns herself with her sister .. not a body language expert but sure looks to me like she keeps moving closer to her sister and several times you can tell she is saying something to Jay.

I bet Solange was actually sticking up for her sister somehow. Jay did something that wronged Beyonce in some way and Solange lost it.

Ray Nicolet said...

its a Drop Bear!

Sherry said...

Thanks Ray..Watching vicious attacks on New Zealanders' now on YouTube. Scary!

Unknown said...

Werd. The jealous one is oot of here, y'all! XO

rajahcat said...

not sure why I should care.....

rajahcat said...

OH now I remember

Illuminati

Pugs Andkisses said...

Says the one who won't show their face. Wonder why that is...

Sunshine said...

Team Solange.

auntliddy said...

I think the elevator should be a free zone. In those few minutes you shld be able to unload on person annoying you. No permanent scars and no murder of course.

__-__=__ said...

I'm told tattoos scab over when you have them removed.

Cecilia00 said...

I know they want to keep a perfect image and also want to seem above making public statements, but ironically, they could get rid of 70% of the hoopla with a simple statement saying that it was a personal family matter, every family has their moments, and it was resolved privately at home.

rajahcat said...

that^^^^

Eros said...

What Beckymae said in the first post.


This family has more secrets than my family and jackson (of mj notoriety) combined. In the last few days I've rescinde prior opinions I filed under the wacky category. Im actually somewhat convinced after reading various gossip blogs that solange may be beyonce's daughter and beyonce may be 40. Hell yeah there would have had to be a buttload of cleanup to hide information like this but anything can be hidden, cleaned up for a price. I find the knowles/carter debacle very interesting. Its like watching a slowly burning train speeding up until it finally explodes in a careening dysfunctional, anticlimactic burning heap on the railroad tracks. If all the bis I've read about them, this may be their future. I sincerely hope they arent true but its like the saying goes, where there's smoke , there's fire.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

What woman wants her hubby to smooth a riff over with her sister gift of JEWELRY? That's reserved for wife's after being wronged. (However, I could see it as a gift to makeup with my dauuuuuughter. Hmmm. Lol)

NaughtyNurse said...

That picture is a little odd. I would be grossed out if my brother in law's hand was anywhere near my boobages. And I think he would rather lop off his hand than touch me.

crila16 said...

Solange must have called JayZ out on something, and Beyonce didn't feel the need to defend him...so Solange must have had a reason. Solange deleted the facebook photos, because she's angry with them...but the publicists are trying to help them all save face, and Solange is trying to play along, but is still mad...she has a temper.

Tina Mallette said...

No one here has read the Daily Mail article yet I guess.

NaughtyNurse said...

What DM article, Tina?

Harry Knuckles said...

Was wondering about that photo too, Naughty. They look pretty cozy. Maybe Solange really is Bey's daughter, and Killer is doing the sex with her. And Bey is ok with that so long as it doesn't, you know, get out. I'll bet there's all kinds of stuff going on in that family. Nasty sex stuff. Let's all keep our fingers crossed.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh. THAT Daily Mail article. Haven't gotten all the way through it yet. Sounds so far as though Solange was out of control all night long.

Razz Beret said...

I was trying not to say anything but it's funny. Solange+JayZ+elevator video no one thought about... Let the random Solange cover up excuses flow. First she has a drug problem, then she's upset about her friends name dropping (that wasn't hers) Oh... That didn't work? Then let's act like nothing happened and GO SHOPPINGGGGG!!

SimplyDes said...

Solange was in New Orleans…So this didn't happen. She tweeted she was back and instagramed a pic of her man and son greeting her…..Lousy try Jay. smh

Sasha said...

Yeah this did NOT happen. Wendy Williams knows the owners of the jewelry store and said it was someone else.

DudeInMomsBasement420 said...

OK still don't know what Daily Mail article were talking about here. NEONE gots a link?

HimynameisChloe said...

Wooooooooow. The left field bitchiness just eludes me.

Eros said...

@harry that family has a lot of notty secrets for sure. On this one website I read an accusation that bey had solange with matthew knowles... nasty and that matthew wasnt her dad and some other off the wall isht. I can co sign none of that. That is a step off into wackyland but some of the other stuff said had me going hmm and checking wiki . Lol. Heres one example.. evidently nikki taylor one of the original members of girls tyme is 40 years old todayso if you backdate her age to the time that girls tyme was a group she would have been an 18 year old in a singing group of 11 year olds...interesting huh? This is another bloggers 'research' so I would take it with a grain of salt but it is very interesting indeed. The blogger had other 'proof' too...

So yeah its a possibility that rumor may have some merit..

Jill of All Trades said...

LMFAO Okay, changing my theory, gotta go with Harry on this one.

#fingerscrossed

Rose said...

Aren't Beyonce and Solange only 5-6 years apart? Why do people think this is a possibility? If Beyonce was older than she claims it would be out by now. There would be yearbooks from middle school/high school if she went or kids/parents/neighbors that knew her from when she was young. Someone would have come forward about her age if she was lying.

I find this whole family and their need for attention pathetic.

Eros said...

@ Kelly you smart, perceptive chick.. I said something in the bey-solo post from yesterday.

I do wonder with recent actions on solos part if bey did that backpedal move on supporting her sister after the vid became public. #bloodsthickerthanbey

Snootches said...

Not any of the ducks I know!

headrot said...

i cant believe people actually believe the illuminati stuff. jesus.

Harry Knuckles said...

Eros, I love this stuff. Do you happen to remember the name of the site?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I've learned to be as nice as you can to your significant others sisters. My ex girlfriend's sister was in the military. Let's just say I never wanted to piss her off.

TLP said...

SO desperate to save their image. Kind of says to me that it's all fake and manufactured and is standing on eggshells. One gust of wind and it all comes down. Poooff...

MrWolf said...

You leave MMA out of this!

Count Jerkula said...

NYPost says TMZ paid $250k for the elevator tape. The security guard gonna be wipin his ass with his pink slip.

Eros said...

@Harry the site is called thetruthaboutcelebrities.blogspot.com The juice is buried in the archives though.. nothing good on that site that is recent. I think I typed beyonce in the search engine to bring that up. Something is shady grady with that fam. Have fun digging!