Well, that ATM shouldn't look so damn bangable. There's an early withdrawal joke here somewhere.
"…You and the ATM machine you rode in on"
I thought we already covered the daily Tori and Dean story…
i mean, i like money too, but…
No Sugar. He was looking to make a deposit.
ATMs are such teases.
Does crap like this happen in other countries? I mean come on.
lol @sugar and chuckie :p
well Sandy Boo has been awfully quiet these days—Nice Mug shot Sandy*jokesjokes*
I guess he wanted to "cum into money".
I'm here all week. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
What's with these guys? There was one awhile ago that tried to have sex with the pavement. (Sidewalk). Said he had a thing for Tarmac. Not kidding.
LOL: "His bail was set at $250, meaning the next sweet nothing whispered by his lover may be, ‘insufficient funds’."
My milk came out my nose.
The guy is a sucker for subliminal messaging. Never should have set 3825 as his PIN number.
on TLC there was a guy who was in love with his car and banged it…
Ever see that show My Strange Sexual Addiction (I think it's called that). Some dude was fully making out with his 1998 Chevy Monte Carlo named Chase. Some chick also was in love with the Golden Gate Bridge.
Jinx derek! He's all like, "mainly it’s just a lot of rubbing up against it. It involves masturbating as well.”
As if I wasn't germaphobic enough already….
I hope the ATM at least threw him $20 for his efforts.
Nope. Insult to injury- he still had to pay the Service Charge.
@Sugar—haha. Well not everyone can afford a Oscar winning yacht girl! and women can be a real handfull sometimes…
No Cyril'a the ATM stiffed him.
The minute insurance companies stop paying for boner pills, drunk old guys humping everything will stop.So, never.
Gotta have sex for dem bills sometime.
@crila16, bloody spellcheck .
Shaddup Derek!!!!!! There was a guy down here in the county next to mine who wanted a marriage license to marry his PC last week because he loved the porn on it. He was taken to the hospital for evaluation instead.
Well if that ATM didn't dress so slutty & lead him on.
Talk about a needled*ck.
Guy in Sweden was caught on CCTV banging a bicycle. I can sort of see it. This is my bike and you can see for yourself she's a beauty and some times, well ….
For a while he'll be accepting deposits instead if making them.
That ATM must have been hard up! Look at him. Unless he put some money in first.
You guys are too funny! LOL
I gotta say I really feel for the ATM, one minute its all about the ATM & then next thing you know dude turns around & is all over the table like really what a Skank!
The table must have been showing more leg.
Save a cowboy ride an ATM?
Tres bien, Tina.
Heard of a guy in high school who tried doing it with a vacuum cleaner. So I guess an ATM would represnt a technological update.
I tried to use single syllable words so you'd get it. But then I said syllable. Double dumb! How was church?
Heeey, didn't SingleManInLoveWithLove say on the Swank BI that all men see vaginas as how much they are worth? Reader Photo Day!! Woot!
I have absolutely nothing to add to this string of posts. All you guys are too bloody funny. Take a bow.
wasn't this in Bad Grandpa and the fake dong was stuck?
Deposit or withdrawal?
Maybe he thought it was a sperm bank?
True Q: where is there a slot to fit any penii? Maybe he was just a dancing machine.
Name of bar please?Cum.on.in.Open all nightSluttybuddy.@count where r u
I love the victim shaming that continues after every assault case. Like the atm. Was being overly suggestive. Or just asking for pin# not penis. Some people always have to slut.shame.the.victim.#shameonyou.
"I thought it said enter your PEEN number."