Thursday, May 01, 2014

Nikki Reed Now Has An I Slept With Derek Hough Shirt

Derek Hough is quickly running out of celebrities and actresses to have one night stands with. The reality star apparently hooked up with Nikki Reed in the past couple of weeks. Somehow he managed to squeeze her in between the other two or three people he hooked up with in that same time span. With all of his rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars and that nationwide tour he is putting on with his sister and the publicity he does for both and the appearances he makes, I don't know how he finds the time or the women to sleep with him. I think his sister helps him with that. Any woman who works out with Julianne Hough ends up having sex with Derek Hough. Julianne worked out with Nina Dobrev and the next thing you know Nina is having sex with Derek. Nikki worked out with Julianne and a day or two later she is having sex with Derek. After the hookups are over Julianne is never seen with the women again.

32 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

How does he have time to stalk and creep on them to the degree previously implied?? Does he use spreadsheets, tiny cameras? What?? And HOW does anyone find this out? Is the source at the gym, or is it Juliane? "Moooom, Derek's TOTALLY sleeping with my gym partners again! I'm so calling Enty!"

Bacon Ranch said...

Ew ew EW @ pimping for your brother.

EWWWW

FSP said...

Nice thigh gap!

BeckyMae said...

They're just laughing coz it's the easiest bearding job in Hollywood...

Jessica Larson said...

You'd think Juls would put her foot down & block him from meeting her friends.

Juls must not be getting roles or her music isn't sellling anymore if she is willing to do a dance tour with her bro.

helen smith said...

I thought he was gay!?!

GatorGirl said...

Dammmmit I thought he was boyfriends with Seacrest and they broke up! I'm confused! Gay or not?

surfer said...

So are you suggesting Julianne is procuring the girls for her brother, or are the girls dumping J once they've been with him?

Renoblondee said...

Nah, he isn't gay.

sugarbread maker said...

those 2 give me the creeps

Count Jerkula said...

I would say it is a package deal their PR person is running, "You can get papped wit Julianne in yoga pants for $3k, or papped doing the walk for shame from Derek's house for $3k. If youse really want some press, I'll do the 2 of em for $5k."

Leekalicious said...

Wow, it's so hard to get in Nikki's pants - NOT!

bellaluna said...

^^^×100!

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figgy said...

I'm just stunned that he isn't gay. He totally sets my gaydar pinging.

So what would be he point in having all these one night stands? Unless he's just a dog. In which case, hey, as long as he's single and not cheating/lying, that's his prerogative.

Totally cracks me up, though, that these two used to be practicing Mormons, hee hee.

Jessica Larson said...

Derek is straight & supposed to be a major slut. Him & Juls are probably both in this PR fauxmance.

I had heard somewhere though that the reason why Juls & Nina aren't friends anymore is because Juls slept with Nina's TV Vampire BF when they were still together, but waited to tell Nina until after they broke up.

bellaluna said...

I'm thinking she's procuring these women for her brother, which is just nasty and would seem to take quite a toll on her potential pool of friends.

Harry Knuckles said...

If Hough is straight then I'm Elvis Presley.

Seven of Eleven said...

Did she get her t-shirt through Zazzle?

Froggy England said...

To be fair here, I think this blind is looking at it the wrong way. If it's true, she probably does not see these women again because they slept with her brother and they only wanted to be friends with her so they could get close to her brother in the first place.. Nasty,

Tara said...

Froggy, you think? I don't think Hough is an "eligible bachelor". I mean, he is technically, but he's not a Sexiest Man Alive and if he's still on the show I'm not sure how rich he is. He gives great PR on the show - they paired him with a double amputee/Special Olympics snowboarder this time and he's done spectacular dances with her and comes off as really sweet and kind for doing so. He's almost got me fooled by now.

Kloie said...

I thought I once read that he was really the one dating Ryan Seacrest and his sister just bearded. No?

Jennifer said...

Yes, Kloie, those are the rumors. I have a hard time believing he's whoring around with all those women. And Nikki Reid? Ick!

Ari said...

well how else is he going to get the girls? i think it's cool his sis is helping...who cares, they're all whores anyway

Cleodacat said...

I still think he's gay and simply spreading rumouts thusly pissing off the chicks. I'm certain his sister tells them to roll with it when they complain and that's what gets her cut loose.

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHHAHA really Enty you are eating up the Derek Hough is a straight male slut stories? Yeahhhh, Right. Just like Clooney is getting married for love.

Gil said...

@Tara...it's Paralympics, not Special Olympics, lol!

CanadianMiss said...

Maybe it should be an "I slept with Derek Hough" prescription...

La Minette Grincheuse said...

@ CanadianMiss - LOL!

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NaughtyNurse said...

I don't get it at all. He seems so very gay to me.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Does Seacrest have one too??