Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Random Photos Part Five - Cannes Photos Part Two

Heidi Klum

Lily Allen
Eva Longoria
Jessica Chastain, Eva Longoria, Karl Lagerfeld, Julianne Moore and a crazy photo bomber.
Milla Jovovich
Marion Cotillard
Petra Nemcova
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Ryan Gosling and Christina Hendricks

99 comments:

Bruce Jenner said...

Hey guys!

Christina Hendricks is gorgeous.

Ray Nicolet said...

BRUCE!

OneEyeCharlie said...

I was minding my own business, vaguely checking out the women, when BAM... there was Karl. I think I yelled out loud. Dude gives me the willies.

Frosty said...

LOL @ Eva Longoria photobombing KL

Kim Kardashian said...

Beyonce is such a basic bitch. She better not try to ditch my wedding!!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Kimmy!and Ray

Rob Kardashian said...

I think I heard her say she needs to count her socks that night, Kim. You'd better not count on her showing up to your wedding.

GatorGirl said...

We miss you!

Brody Jenner said...

Hey dad. Guess I won't see you at the wedding after all. So much for making me a part of this family

GatorGirl said...

There ya go, Milla, no excess bag fees for you!

Sarah said...

Aishwarya is looking amazing

Kim Kardashian said...

As if Beyonce would wear something that you designed! You're so annoying, Rob! I can't believe I let mom talk me into letting you come. We've had to widen the aisle because of you! Twice!!

KhloeK said...

Hi Bruce! I would motorboat Joan like Lionel Richie!

Bruce Jenner said...

Brody, I love you but I think you're being a big baby. Man up and come stag! I am.

Rob Kardashian said...

Brody, I'd switch places with you in a hot second. Kim will not shut her whore mouth up about me and my appearance. I can't help it, I love to eat!

Bruce Jenner said...

Khloe! I've missed you. I'd motorboat her too. Hahaha

Rob Kardashian said...

Man, this French food is delicious! I can't stop eating crepes!

KhloeK said...

Don't worry Kimmy, if Ye throws a couple tracks Solange's way, I'll bet she'll throw Bey in a trunk and enforce her arrival!

fontlover said...

BEHAVE

Bacon Ranch said...

WTF is with that guys face in the photobomb shot?
His nose...his mouth..
Is it the flash that made it look that way?

KhloeK said...

Dammit Rob, there's croissant crumbs all over my bed! Pull yoself together!

FS said...

Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman in the world. People mag has had it wrong every year. Except for Lupita, she's beautiful too.

Seven of Eleven said...

I had to copy/paste her name, but I love Aishwarya's dress.

I've seen what Saffron does to her lovers and repeat the BACK OFF request.

KhloeK said...

Missed you too Brucie! Nothing like the most beautiful city in the world to reunite a family! Sorry Brody!

Brody Jenner said...

Dad, you've seen my new chick. You think I'm going to kick that out of bed for someone's third wedding? Fist bump!

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks Kokes!! I knew I could count on you to have my back on this!

KhloeK said...

Rob, Kim's whore mouth gave you the means and opportunity to be a sock emperor. You should be grateful!

Paris Hilton said...

Does your ass get it's own dress?

Kim Kardashian said...

Stop eating Rob!!! There isn't enough time to let your suit out again, and you are NOT wearing sweatpants to my wedding!!!!

KhloeK said...

Kim, I already had to call security on that stalker Naya. She was trying to hide in the cake before they baked it! Dumb bitch!

Brody Jenner said...

Rob, it's a little sad that you'll be hitting the buffet while I'm here doing cock pushups. Time to hit the gym, buddy!

Rob Kardashian said...

I got an elastic waistband put into my tux pants, hooker. Bring on the coq au vin!

KhloeK said...

Paris, you basic anal wart. You wish you had a Kardashian Kaboose

Rob Kardashian said...

I found Naya in the cake when I was sneaking bites of batter straight out of the bowl.

Paris Hilton said...

So do you Khloe.

Kim Kardashian said...

Yes Paris, my ass is getting its own dress. It's custom! And Naya should know not to mess with me after she lost her job and her man. You're welcome, thirsty hooker!

Kim Kardashian said...

And this is exactly why you didn't get a plus one, Brody!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hahahahahaha Brody! You're right, it is a third marriage. We all know those dont count as much. Wait a minute...

Rob Kardashian said...

Naya makes a better you than you do, stupid large ass.

Rob Kardashian said...

Cock pushups all day long. My shit is large and in charge. Never deny that.

Now where did I put that croque-madame I was eating.

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, I just got off the phone with mom. She said that she told the hotel to cut you off from room service until the wedding, and she wants to talk to you about getting an endorsement with Jenny Craig

Rob Kardashian said...

They're going for 73 days. A new Kim record!

Brody Jenner said...

Where's Scott? Because that deserves a hand hug!

fontlover said...

Lagerfeld is a genius

http://www.thestar.com/life/fashion_style/2014/01/21/kim_kardashian_hits_paris_as_karl_lagerfeld_speaks_out_against_french_president_couture_2014.html

Rob Kardashian said...

Did Khloe bring French? If so, I'd be pissed, Brody. That dude is shady.

Rob Kardashian said...

Are you whoring for Jenny Craig now? What happened to Quick Trim?

Kris needs AA so she can just shut up about me and my issues.

Paris Hilton said...

You should join him fat butt.

sandybrook said...

*YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!*

Bruce Jenner said...

ROB I Dont like him either!He's up to no good and I know it!

Brody Jenner said...

Is that a poopsterbation reference, Rob? Because you have to stop doing that

Rob Kardashian said...

I'll keep an eye on him for you, Bruce. I know how you feel about confrontations.

Kim Kardashian said...

Yes he is, baby! I love you so much!! It's almost here - can't wait!!

Kim Kardashian said...

My ass makes money, honey!

Rob Kardashian said...

I'll stop after this trip, I promise. I've never had a chance to poopsterbate after eating all this French food and I wanna see how this turns out. I'm having some Aligot right now. I'll let you know how it goes. I know you've tried it too, Brody. Should I send you a picture since you aren't here with the rest of your whole family?

Kim Kardashian said...

I didn't put him on the guest list. We're having a klassy wedding

Rob Kardashian said...

....for Save the Whales...

Kim Kardashian said...

That's rich coming from someone whose ass is responsible for McDonalds last quarterly profits!!

Harry Knuckles said...

Lily Allen sitting down or standing up.

Karl Lagerfeld when he was a fatso.

Petra Nemcova contemplating something.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is one of the 2 prettiest girls in the history of the world. Gong Li is the other one.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Longoria/Chastain/Moore triple threat - Karl can watch if he likes.

M: Hendricks

B: Mila

Rob Kardashian said...

Why, yes, I am rich. Thanks for asking.
Where is Nori? How many nannies did you bring with you to take care of your baby?

fontlover said...

#SD #STFU ROB

fontlover said...

RED BULL

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob, you know we only bring three nannies when we travel. The rest stay at home

fontlover said...

Saw your dress
Was a mess
Can't contest
You the best

Got my girl
Winds unfurled
Got a pearl
In a plastic world

Brody Jenner said...

Well, Rob, they say the first step is admitting you have a problem. And that's a low blow, man. I'm trying to put the past behind us with my dad, but shit like this doesn't help!

urban chaos said...

Aishwarya is seriously always gorgeous! And Julianne Moore is stunning as well.

urban chaos said...

Oh big Karl- his lack of food explains his extreme bitchiness, guy wants to unleash his inner fat kid.

And is that some weird photoshop on Petra? They aren't large but her chest looks bolted on

Rob Kardashian said...

Yeah, you're right Brody. I guess I was just jealous that you didn't want to give me a hand hug. What can I say, I'm a Pisces. We're emotional.

Brody Jenner said...

It's okay, Rob. Us family outcasts have to stick together!

nancer said...

i can't wait for the day i see no more of those stupid sleeves (lily allen), or long, see-through skirts, or assymetrical hemlines. ICK!! hideous trends, every one of them.

KhloeK said...

That's some basic bullshit that I couldn't bring French to France. Klassy my ass, shake yo tits!

KhloeK said...

Tl, dr

Kim Kardashian said...

Sorry Kokes! I let Ye make the call

Lord Disick said...

Oh good God Rob, the bidets in France must be working overtime with you around.

Lord Disick said...

Badass hand hug!

crila16 said...

The photo bomber in the Lagerfeld photo looks like she just got a call "7 days..."

Brody Jenner said...

Lord Disick in the house! If you get sick of the fam in France, come back and hang with me and my chick and her friends!

crila16 said...

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is the most beautiful woman in the world. Absolutely stunning.

Lord Disick said...

Brody don't tell anyone but I'm ready for a stiff drink.

Brody Jenner said...

Spending time with my step family will do that to you!

fancyscreenname said...

oh, FFS...

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oh WOW! There's Heidi. Haven't seen her in a while.

((eyeroll))

Lord Disick said...

Rob he's French, he belongs here more than any of us, no?

Lord Disick said...

You lucky bastard. I should be in Miami right now!

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't think it's any kind of photo shop on Petra, urban. They look natural to me.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Petra & Aishwarya! Hello K-krew!!! How are wedding preparations going and how EXCITED are you?!

PS: I hear Brody will not be attending, is this true? Brody was a real douchenugget to my brother at a bar a few years back, but day drinking in Manhattan Beach gets the best of us. Brody simply MUST attend the wedding of the millennium!

KhloeK said...

Hey LD! You ready to go shopping?

Lila said...

Eva, Aish, Ryan & Christina... All looking amazing.
Marion has great style.

Lord Disick said...

I was born ready honey

Sára said...

The crazy photobomber is Barabara Palvin :)

Bacon Ranch said...

Good one crila! I couldn't stop checking out that picture. I think you're right, female. Frightened.
Soon to be paid a visit through her tv.

Bacon Ranch said...

Noooo Sara, I looked her up :(
First pic looked like Beibers twin

fontlover said...

paris france not paris hilton. ROB YOU MAY NOT BRING HER NOT HER DAY NOT HER DATE.

missy prissy said...

I can't stand the stupid flared jeans over high heels or platforms especially when the jeans goo all the way to the ground. It looks so stupid, kind of like one of those shaggy haired horses that have the long hair over their hooves. I'm looking at you heidi!

sandybrook said...

Life in Cincinnati must truly suck huh KTrash?

MadLyb said...

Aishwarya Rai does not even belong on this planet. She is much too glorious.

I really want Christina and Ryan to be a couple. No reason, really.

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cowbulls said...

Count, I like the idea of a triple but with those three I would save Longoria to change the sheets and clean up the mess after.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Crazy ass Kanye Blind in HSK today

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ryan Gosslings was on that photo? I didn't notice.
Those things are super famiar to me, but Christina's still stop me in my tracks. They suit her well.
Well Done Dr. Hooters!