Friday, May 23, 2014

Random Photos Part Five - Cannes Photos Part Two

Kylie Minogue

Rosario Dawson
Dita von Teese
Jane Fonda
Paris Hilton
Bar Refaeli
Jessica Chastain
Adrien Brody and Irina Shayk
Models turned zombies.
Juliette Binoche and Chloe Moretz

47 comments:

sandybrook said...

Tuck em in Kylie!
There are. 5 ppl in this set who actually belong at Cannes

Bacon Ranch said...

Ok at this point I'm picturing Rosario knocking people down in her rush to pose for the camera.

WritergirlinLa said...

I always get a Lindsay Lohan vibe when I see Chloe Moretz. Hmmmmm.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, Chloe Moretz looks great! Dita von needsabra, amirite??

Adrien Brody and Juliet Binoche being the ones that "deserve" to be there?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Binoche is there to class the joint up.

LowKey said...

AAAARGH I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH FREAKING DOCTORS IF I SEND YOU A FAX ASKING FOR CLARIFICATION ON A SCRIPT JUST FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION IT'S NOT THAT HARD sonsabitches don't read past the first sentence freakin useless grumble grrr ack

LowKey said...

I love my job
I love my job
I love my job

sandybrook said...

Jane Chadtain Bridge abinoche and Chloe.
Someone went a bit OT.

sandybrook said...

Chastain Brody Binoche and Chloe with Jane belong spelchek.

TalksTooMuch said...

LowKey, how are you doing, honey?? Everything okay? It's almost the long weekend!!

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, @LowKey

Seven of Eleven said...

Kylie Minogue's plastic surgeon is amazing.

Watch out, @writergirlinLa! "Someone" will be here shortly to dress you down for insulting the angel from heaven Chloe Moretz by comparing her to the Ginger Cockroach.

Brody's girl's dress reminds me of a Barbie doll.

TalksTooMuch said...

Seven, you had HIDDLETONGUE this whole time and I am just finding out now???

Count Jerkula said...

P: Bar

M: Chastain

B: Paris

NaughtyNurse said...

There's only one reason that Dita Von Teese would be at Cannes.

WritergirlinLa said...

Ha. I hope I'm proven wrong. But she gives me the LILO in the making vibe. In 5 years we'll be referring to her as ChloMo.

TV Junkie said...

I know exactly what you mean, Writergirl - I get the same vibe. I hope she doesn't squander her talent.

WritergirlinLa said...

She wanted some escargot?!

TV Junkie said...

Holy Bar Rafaeli! She might as well wear a sign saying "SUCK IT, LEO!!"

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hang in there, Low Key!

HeisenHugs <3

SusanB said...

*pats low key's shoulder "There, there, sweetie, there,there"

headrot said...

i actually really love paris's dress. ::cringe at admission::

i had a horrible experience last night and ran out of a NA meeting and nearly caved. Luckily, I didnt.

Crazy people at NA (the people running it no less! college educated!!) tried telling me that methadone prescribed by a dr means I am still actively using and unclean and bc it is a mood and mind altering substance i cant talk in the meetings or really participate and that it is different from cigarettes, anti-anxiety, and anti-depressants because those things are not mind and mood altering, are non-narcotic, are not addictive, and people do not abuse them.

The insane rampant ignorance and stupidity of those statements triggered a meltdown for me at the meeting and when they insisted upon this flawed logic and used it as justification for excluding me i told them that they needed to "put their educations to use, read a fucking book, and get a fucking clue so that they can stop spouting insane bullshit" and walked out inthe middle of the meeting.

headrot said...

@lowkey i feel you, man :/ people are absurd and ridiculous to an extent that is no longer funny nor amusing but frightening and maddening.

NaughtyNurse said...

headrot, I have heard similar complaints about NA meetings from other people. Try AA meetings instead.

headrot said...

@naughtynurse how can they be spouting blatant inaccurate falsehoods?

Zach said...

Jane Fonda (always) looks fucking incredible!

Sherry said...

Uhm..The NA meeting I go to we NEVER talk about whether or not we are clean nor do they encourage you to discuss your drug of addiction. They do stress (rightly so) that if you are drinking you're not clean.

Thinking about you Headrot...

LadyH..I was just educated on the etiquette of group smokes. Thank you very much. Didn't know this stuff.

Jane looks good but very uncomfortable in that dress. And isn't AmFar a big deal? Begs the question though where is Lohag?

Jessie said...

Chloe's outfit is adorable.

Tina Mallette said...

Cannes looks like a boob-a-rama. Kylie M gorgeous and why is Brody with Irina and not his girlfriend Lara Lieto? Hmmm. Are Brody and Ronaldo swapping?

The AmFar Gala is THE social event of Cannes outside of the actual film competition.

NaughtyNurse said...

Opinions are like assholes, head rot. Look for another NA meeting in your area, or try AA meetings. Nobody should feel judged in those meetings.

kerri said...

Headrot: I'm a dual diagnosis worker in Australia and so sorry you had that experience. Pharmacotherapy should be seen as a medication to treat a disease. There is a lot of ignorance out there, but it shouldn't come from people at NA!

Dingle Barry said...

Kylie looks sensational!

Yes, Chloe's outfit is super cute and extremely age appropriate (don't know her age, but she's about college age?) and it's classy for the event. Finally a young person that's covered up.

All the rest? Who?

Dita: who cares. Clock back in betch.

Erik said...

Bar and Jessica look great.

I fucking can't stand Adrian Brody. What a douche.

Sherry said...

I wanted to be clear Headrot that I am quite sympathetic to your plight. Sadly there aren't a plethora of NA groups that are convenient and going to heal should certainly not be discouraged. Someone further downstream mentioned the pharmacological use to heal.

I will say that most groups are run by volunteers and zero people who have medical oversight. All I can hope for you is that someone wises up but you probably don't want to attend that group again.

Shame because you're trying so hard to heal. Hoping there's another group close by or a different day that is better.

LowKey said...

Ahhh I love you guys <3
At home with wine in hand!
All better now!
Sadly, I have to work tomorrow... Booo!

LowKey said...

Thank you, headrot. That's exactly what it was and I just had to let off steam :)

Renoblondee said...

Bar is so gorgeous.

Snootches said...

HRot, I am ashamed to also admit that I absolutely *swallows* love *gulps* Paris's dress.....there I said it!

Snootches said...

...and fuck the NA peeps! You were tested last night and you DIDN'T cave! That is amazing and inspiring :) You should be sooooo proud of yourself. You need to find a place (ASAP) that will work with you and your sobriety journey. *hugs*

LowKey said...

And Seven, feel free to post that gif every day. In every thread.
#thankyouVERYmuch

Marti said...

I would sure hate to be named Bar.

Seven of Eleven said...

Of course E loves Bar.

Heather said...

Happy to see you back headrot.

Sending much <3 your way.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@TTM, it's been over 15 mins and I'm still laughing at ur "Dita Von Needsabra"!

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 SYF!

LeeLee D. said...

LowKey I feel your pain! Before doing the stay at home mom thing I did what you do. I used to just love the docs or nurses that were snarky to me bc apparently I wasnt as smart as them. Bc I so enjoyed having to bug you bc you can't answer a question or it looked like chicken scratch. And the call was only made after having to ask a million co workers if they could read it. That being said the nice ones always made my day :)