Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Random Photos Part Five - A Remember When Edition

"Remember that time Solange went crazy in an elevator and we went to the NBA game and smiled all night?"

Remember that time they decided to cast Ben Affleck as Batman?
Remember the time the two billionaires fought like crazy because they both wanted to have sex with Miranda Kerr?
Remember when Christian Bale was Batman and all was right with the world?
Remember when Courtney Love wasn't a mess? I don't either. Oh, yeah, the dating Ed Norton period.
Remember when we didn't know Courtney Stodden existed and our lives were better for it?
Remember when Dolly Parton got her breasts tattooed and then talked about it on Today?
Remember when the only Fanning we knew was Dakota and not Elle?
Remember when Ellen Page pretended to date Alexander Skarsgard and her publicist went ballistic if you implied Ellen was gay?
Remember when Heidi Klum looked bad in a photo? Me either.

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Dingle Barry said...

Solange is forced to stay in the basement in that hideous dress for at least a month as penance for going off on JayZ.

sandybrook said...

Remember when CDaN wasn't overloaded with blinds and OG Enty had interesting and funny stories to tell about real celebrities? Me neither :(

T. E. Cuz said...

elle looks very pretty, as does klum.

remember when the blinds were more believable?

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

@SANDYBROOK that is hilarious hahahaha

hairydawg said...

Remember when nobody really gave a shit who played Batman?

Unknown said...

Remember when CDaN was a refreshing sandybrook-free zone?

Me neither :(

Ray Nicolet said...

#googleburncentersinthearea

#causethatisonefierceburn

Harry Knuckles said...

Out of KPig and Kanyeangelo or Preggo Faker and Murder Inc, I honestly can't tell which couple are the bigger assholes.

Affhole has never been in a movie where his presence made it better. This nothing fuck is overrated beyond words. An "actor" with the range of a cadaver.

There have been some articles recently, coinciding with Cobain's death anniversary, that purport that the note found in his wallet talking about his love for Courtney was in fact written by her.

Have to give Stodden credit for not going naked yet. It's just a matter of time of course, but still, she's hanging in there.

Didn't know that Dolly got her tits tattooed. That disappoints me.

TalksTooMuch said...

I understand that people love Christian Bale but I hate how he sucks the life out of every movie he is in. He sucked the joy out of BATMAN, for the love of god.

Um, is that bit about the billionaires real??? I wanna know that dish!!

Remember when Hollywood Dime was here? Sigh

Ray Nicolet said...

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

Violet said...

TTM the billionaire stuff is HILARIOUS. Check it out on the DM website. Both ugly as sin but I suppose when you're a millionaire that's not too much of a concern.

Miss Demeanor said...

Miranda Kerr certainly isn't worth fighting over. She'll be on to the next billionaire before they know it.

Violet said...

Millionaire/billionaire same difference when you're as middle income as I am.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

TTM! TTM! I got this. Miranda Kerr falls in my dumb but pretty guilty pleasure category.

Those ugly dudes are Australian media moguls. Kerr is squishing the one who looks like the mastiff (no offense to mastiffs).

He got pissed bc other media mogul dude (who is also his friend) was alledgedly trying to get photos of Kerr dropping by mogul mastiff's mansion. (His photogs, at least)

Mogul mastiff confronts other dude and they started scrapping like school girls.

Pretty much confirming the rumors about Miranda and the Mogul Mastiff.

--30--

Violet said...

Oof. That's not nice Unknown. Rule #1 in the Violet household - always treat others as you would like to be treated.
Go Sandy.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay!! Thanks, Wigs & Violet. I was so hoping it was true. That is beyond awesome

sugarbread maker said...

@unknown
leave sandybrook alone

keetz4 said...

Remember when Ellen Page was pretty.

caroline david said...

What is the problem ith SandyBrook? She's nice (and sarcastic here)

It's weird a nostalgic Enty!

TalksTooMuch said...

Psst: sandybrook's a dude. As you were!

cowbulls said...

Miranda has gotten farther with less physical assets than an woman I can recall. She's drop dead pretty but doesn't have the sexy body at all.

Harry Knuckles said...

Remember when Ray wasn't an asshole. Me neither.

Violet said...

Harry. See Violet rule #1 above.

Brenda L said...

Awwww hell no....coming to a sandybrook defense here....not standing for it when it isn't deserved.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Stodden

M: Whichever Fanning that is

B: Page

Wouldn't go through Dolly or Courtney for any of them.

TalksTooMuch said...

I thought Ray was just being funny. I also thought that sandybrook was too

hairydawg said...

I call for open hostility.
No more hiding behind fake names.

Unknown said...

Thank you for that caroline david! Sandybrook here likes to argue with me that everyone here knows he is in fact a male. Better luck next time sandyboo. :(

Bacon Ranch said...

Remember when Affleck pulled off Batman? Flash forward a year and I will agree with a big "Me Neither"
Chin is too weak,
Keaton was the best, Bale a good second.
Ben is going to f-f-f-f-fail at this.
Then again this was written with so much estrogen I'm going to go and take motrin, just because,

Jessie said...

I'm surprised Kerr was actually in Australia.

hairydawg said...

'sup stephen L?

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm more surprised Australia wasn't in Kerr.

Ray Nicolet said...

LOL

MadLyb said...

Remember when there was no reality TV and you had to have some talent in order to get famous? You know, aside from lying on a bed getting peed on or crouched on all fours doing nothing while some stupid guy filmed you with a night vision lens and fucked you doggystyle? Or being an underaged, drugg-addled, dumber than dirt pregnant teen?

Sherry said...

I thought so too TTM. why does someone have it out for Sandy?
#dontunderstand
#raywasfunny

Renoblondee said...

Keaton was the absolute best Batman. I'm with you about Bale @TTM

Sherry said...

#teamviolet

Harry Knuckles said...

Violet, really sorry hon, but I'm going to disregard your Rule #1. Ray is indeed an asshole. Never really noticed him until he took an unprovoked and more then a little mean shot at Anna Belle maybe 4 or 5 weeks ago. Took a shot at me too and then skedaddled. This is what he does - takes a shot and then scurries off. Since then I've had him firmly located on my radar. Watching and waiting. I really don't like this guy.

TTM, honestly, sometimes I wonder about you. First off, Ray's comment to/about Sandy was a shot. Period. Nothing friendly or good humored intended. Sandy and Ray don't like each other. Sandy mostly leaves Ray alone. Ray doesn't return the favor. Having said that, I'll add that it's not my job to defend Sandy from Ray. My job is to kick the shit out of Ray for all of humankind, because he's a chicken shit bullying asshole and I really don't like the guy.

Second, you commented elsewhere that you miss Hollywood Dime. Hollywood Dime was a plant. She's an insider that has good dish, and she used that good dish to buy love and trust. Why? Because she was here at the behest of PMK to try and counter all of the negative feelings and beliefs that are widely held about Kanye and KPig. Things like Kanye being gay and Kanye and KPig being a fake couple with a fake marriage just around the corner. She was also working hard to dispel all the fakeness known about Murder Boy and Miss Fierce, and I'm thinking that was being done without B and J knowing about it. Just PMK trying to ingratiate the KTurds into B and J's world.

The instant that HDime was challenged on her KKB & J bs, she was out of here like a shot. Came back a month or so later and to try again, and again left immediately when challenged. Both times, she left quickly because that was the exit strategy. It was a high risk endeavor on PMK's part, and the moment that it appeared the jig was up, HDime was under orders to get the fuck out of Dodge. That's why she's gone.

You might have noticed that the KTurds aren't seen much around here lately. I'm thinking it's because whenever a post or pic shows up, they get ripped, so the top dog Enty is helping out PMK by not posting any KTurd items.

Sherry said...

My mastiff is now upset as all get out! Guess I'll have to clean that pee off the carpet.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sherry, my apologies. In my defense, it was hairydawg who blew the bitch whistle :)

Kim Kardashian said...

Only 11 more days until my wedding! Can't wait to be Mrs. West! Don't forget to tune into the new season of Keeping Up With the Kadashians Sunday, June 8th on E!

Bizzle said...

thnx for the invite. I dont think Selena will be able to make it tho

sandybrook said...

harry fyi Ray is a woman who admits to trolling under many different man and women names on this board.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thank sweet baby jeebus, I still disagree with everything you say, Harry. It was touch and go there for a moment. If you think Ray is new, or a dude, or the bad guy in the Anna Belle situation, it just means that you scroll past everything else as much as people scroll past the Ks. Except Rob & Bruce, of course. Those guys are awesome

JSierra said...

I might be the only one who thinks this but I don't think Ben is going to totally fuck this whole Batman thing up.

TTM this is how I feel about Christian Bale. Except for this which is a fun injector.

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: I don't know if Dime was or wasn't a plant, but I think you nailed the PR tactic of drop and run when challenged. Once people started remembering the "Everyone in Nashville knows...." the Kidman/Urban "sunshine and rainbows" comments stopped.

Personally, I wish I could get a gig slamming celebs. Like 2 feuding bim starlets and one pays me in cash, sexual favors or soiled undies to lay the bad mouth on the other.

Count Jerkula said...

I totally though JSierra's second link was going to be a dick pic.

Ray Nicolet said...

LOL, Harry I am blushing. You are so sweet to have taken an interest in me. I mostly ignore everything you say because you are irrelevant to everyone but when I saw this giant paragraph with my name all up in it, I knew I had finally made a love connection on this site. How did you know I was looking for a real man who would kick the shit out of me? I think I'm in love with you.

P,S, I'm totally a girl, hope thats okay!

Ray Nicolet said...

Sandy, we really need to clear this up. I only post under Ray, i do not post under several names (unlike other people) My former names are: MerryB, Beetlejuice, Johnny and now Ray, The man in my photo is Michael Keaton who is the inspiration for almost all of my names. Except MerryB, i just really love LOTR.

fancyscreenname said...

#icannotdoahashtag
#withoutthinkingaboutray

#hashtaghomie

Ray Nicolet said...

#teamfancy

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Harry, son...you need to get out more! Sheesh!!

#rayhasadmittedtobeingachick,doofus!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

@Kim K....only 18 more days?! Who's designing your dress? I'm sure you'll be lovely!

surfer said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Harry - back off buster! I think Ray is hilarious - at least she's not a perv like you know who.

Count Jerkula said...

Dammit! A broad on here wants the shit kicked out of her, and she wants some other dude to do it :'(

MovingOn said...

Whoa whoa whoa. Bale is sexy as hell and a terrific actor. He's intense, but I like that energy...most of the time.

VIPblonde said...

Oh @Harry. And @Sandy, we've talked about this ;)

#IStandWithRay

JSierra said...

Just for you Count. NSFW WIEG (will induce excessive giggling)

JSierra said...

Bonus Justin Bieber getting cock whopped.

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Bruuuuuuce!!! Nice to see ya, man!

Harry Knuckles said...

Me?

sandybrook said...

well Ray it's like this:
1) you've made it perfectly clear you don't like me
2) Ive made it perfectlyu clear I don't like you
3) the A-list posters on this board apparently don't like us to argue with each other
4)You leave me alone, I'll leave you alone. I ignore you for the most part anyway. How does that sound to you ??

Ray Nicolet said...

;)

You know you got me boo. Just don't tell Harry!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

LOLOLOL!!

surfer said...

yes

Ray Nicolet said...

Sandy, I will try to ignore everything you say, however I cannot bite my tongue when someone else is mean to you. If you or anyone else gets burned on this site, I am morally obligated to acknowledge said burn and then provide instructions for quick relief of the burn.

Renoblondee said...

@Harry Hollywood Dime has been on this site for years! She didn't just show up to talk up these people. She just only posts once in a while. You are totally wrong about her being a plant. Totally. God your'e pissing me off today. LOL

sandybrook said...

Why, are you the blog administrator? Ill take care of myself, respectfully said in reply to you.

fancyscreenname said...

Ho..Lee..shit..

There are "a-list" posters on this site???

Didn't know there was some covert rating system for posters. I..AM..STUNNED!

Where do I stand? I'd really like to know if I should cry or do a few cartwheels before bed. Lol

CDAN is the best dog n pony shit show ever!

Sugar said...

I love it when shit blows up 'round here!

Ray Nicolet said...

You and me both boo!

Sugar said...

#FancyIsAlwaysAListInMyHeart

sandybrook said...

@fancy the posters like VIP Sugar and TTM who are prominent and popular here dont want me arguing with her. Even Count.

Ray Nicolet said...

If it makes you feel better fancy, I'm a F list poster with A list friends.

sandybrook said...

D list ...with A list

Count Jerkula said...

WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! Wait, not appropriate.

RANDOMS 5! RANDOMS 5! RANDOMS 5!


@JSierra: The pre cum drip on the first one kinda grossed me out.

@Ray: OK, Sweetnins. You'll just have to wait a few days to let the bruises heal, before Harry gets his crack at ya.

Ray Nicolet said...

I feel like Harry found out I was a lady and isn't feeling the connection.

I won't be ignored Harry!!
Just kidding, couldn't care less.

VIPblonde said...

@Sandy acknowledged that I'm A list?!

Now if only Enty would get that memo...

Randa E said...

Relatively new to this site, but already have a FAVE in sandybrook

Sherry said...

Oh my how how I am enjoying the banter here. Nice to see Meanie and Bruce.

I still enjoyed Hollywood die. Regardless of what anyone may have thought as far as her PR connections I would take some with just a grain of salt. And tequila!

Hollywood Dime. Damn phone would NOT let me correct that.

sandybrook said...

I know right VIP you carried 90210 and Dallas too. C listers cant handle that--Enty should apologize for insulting you! That was no way to start a New Year :(

JSierra said...

Can't we all just get alooooong

Unknown said...

Randa make a mental note that despite your better judgement, Sandybrook is actually a middle aged whiney male

JSierra said...

Count I'm judging you for watching that dick gif that closely. Now I'm judging myself for doing the same thing.

fancyscreenname said...

@sugar
@ray
;^)

Harry Knuckles said...

Fucking Ray .... You totally own me, bitch.

VIP, I will always cherish our brief time together today.

TTM, I was talking to you about HDime, not Ray.

Rhysie, you still like me though, don't you?

Count and Reno, pretty sure I'm right about HDime being on the KTurd payroll. But as we have recently seen, occasionally I can be wrong. Fucking Ray. Blow me bitch.

Count Jerkula said...

@Fancy: How can you know of my presence and question the existence of A-List posters here?


@Sandy: Don't put me on the "no arguing" list. Only thing I enjoy more than getting in a tussle, is watching chaos unfold. I just don't think Ray is responsible for all the K-trolls and every other troll experience on here.

fancyscreenname said...

Is this a gossip blog or a religion? I think the line is blurred for some.

#teamgooutsideandgetsomeair

BeckyMae said...

@TTM and @Kristin Mogul Mastiff is James Packer son of Kerry Packer who revolutionised Australian media and ran Channel 9 (major network), not always for the best and his mate is David Gyngell whos father Ran Channel 7 here (major network). Apparently the fight was over her but not because Gyngell wanted to sleep with her but because she was due to arrive at his house that day and was partially responsible for Mogul Mastiff's marriage break up last year.

You have to give Mastiff credit, the ugly gene is strong in this family and even breeding with super models is only slightly diluting it...

BeckyMae said...

@TTM and @Kristin Mogul Mastiff is James Packer son of Kerry Packer who revolutionised Australian media and ran Channel 9 (major network), not always for the best and his mate is David Gyngell whos father Ran Channel 7 here (major network). Apparently the fight was over her but not because Gyngell wanted to sleep with her but because she was due to arrive at his house that day and was partially responsible for Mogul Mastiff's marriage break up last year.

You have to give Mastiff credit, the ugly gene is strong in this family and even breeding with super models is only slightly diluting it...

Ray Nicolet said...

I am getting so hot and bothered by your dirty talk

Cocoa said...

FWIW, I agree with your last sentence, Count. Your A-list opinion carries some weight, I hope. (How are ya, doll?)

derek harvey said...

Ray is as A list as Brian Austin Green
#inhisownmind
jokes jokes

Harry Knuckles said...

Can I see a neck down selfie?

fancyscreenname said...

Everyone is a-list in my bubble.

#idontlikehierarchies
#idontunderstandblogelitists
Lol

Ray Nicolet said...

Only if you send me one first.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@BeckyMae thanks for the intel! I love this story. I read an article about the fight last week (I think) but am wondering why neither could get the photos squashed.

They look so foolish.

fancyscreenname said...

^@count^

texas rose said...

What the fuck is going on here?? Over a hundred comments. Must be some fighting. Did someone fuck with Count Jerkula?

Count Jerkula said...

@JSierra: I watch a lot of porn. Though I do try to avoid meat gazing, I am comfortable enough in my hetero-ness that I'm not scared of seeing dick.

I always wondered what chicks' opinions of pre-cum is. Maybe Fugazi Enty could ask on a Your Turn. It jumped right out at me in that GIF, because I am self conscious about it.

@VIP: In real life I imagine you to be A-list with A+++++ list SFW recognition.

texas rose said...

You definitely can't be too squeamish about seeing dick if you watch a lot of porn.

Harry Knuckles said...

We better fore go the selfie exchange. It would never work ... you know what I'm talking about. But we'll always have "Random Photos Part Five - A Remember When Edition - Tuesday, May 13, 2014". They can't take that away from us.

Now, you go brush your hair and walk through a little Chanel # 5 and then go outside and look at the moon and think about me. I'll do the same.

Count Jerkula said...

@Cocoa: I'm doing OK. Been grooving on that RHOC chick's porn. The one w/ non skrillex hair. SFW

@Fancy: My arrogance is tongue in cheek.

katydid said...

A List posters?? Sandy, don't ever change, you're too much! Ray, keep on keeping on your Sandy burns keep me in stitches! #rayburnsbest

Count Jerkula said...

True dat, Texas. I went through a phase, when I was young, where I only watched all girl scenes. That got boring as hell. At least in Boy/Girl scenes you know someone is having an actual orgasm. Well, most of them, but the fakes are easy to tell, with the cutaways and the pina-colata mix oozing from an orifice.

fancyscreenname said...

@count

Of course it was. U r too chill to take an a list ranking seriously.

I suspect u r a man that gets lots of air and sunshine.

Lol

katydid said...

Where's Bruce??? I miss that guy!

Ray Nicolet said...

But i just cleaned my bathroom mirror so I can take an amazing selfie for you!

Seven of Eleven said...

So... now we have a ratings list for commenters? Huh. Well, you go, Glen Coco!

texas rose said...

The truth is in the money shot:)

Sherry said...

Dayum. I'm sure it starts off with "What F list poster with Z list name recognition...." In a blind (not so) about me.

#sadcommenterneedslove

LOL

hairydawg said...

one of the RHOC has a porn?

surfer said...

Why were Bruce's posts pulled? Everyone loves Bruce!


#sosadentythinksbruceisbad!

Count Jerkula said...

@Fancy: I do, especially in the spring and summer. 4.5acres of lawn to mow and weed wack. All that sun turns my olive skin to golden brown. No offense to the Irish, but I am happy to get my skin pigment from the Italian side of the Pasta & Potato combo.

Re Selfies: I know I am a creep, but it gives a little extra something when the mirror is dirty and the counter is cluttered. Same thing if it is a bedroom mirror and there are clothes strewn all over the floor and the bed is a mess. Like seeing a hot chick in a hoopty car.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sherry, you're the gravitational pull in my star system.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, I vote we go with our initial for our listings. So you and I are S list posters! I don't know about the recognition, though - I think you get A when you're attacked but I don't have the handbook.

#teamS
#teamRay
#teamcandycanes

Count Jerkula said...

@Hairydawg: Not an actual housewife. Lynne Curtin's 2 daughters were outted as porn whores last week. Search "Suttin Suicide" NSFW and "Jayden Taylors" NSFW.

Seven of Eleven said...

So Bruce is bad but a Kimmy commercial is OK?

#confused

Cocoa said...

You're A list all the way in my rankings, Sherry! Don't sell yourself short, cause I ain't the only one who feels that way.

#sherrylove

Ray Nicolet said...

#mahboo

Allis said...

Sandybrook is a man???

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, I mean this is the best way possible, but if a chubby Canadian housewife is considered Alist, there is something seriously wrong with the rankings. I haven't called one pap, EVER!

Also, you know me, I just don't like discord. I'm all about the kumbaya and shite. Namaste, betches!

Eros said...

LMFAO!!! DId he really insinuate there are A list posters here..damnit I wish they had roflmao icons...

Holy fucken shitbirds.. LOL

Unknown said...

Thank you for that Allis! Sandybrook claims it is in fact a male. I can't believe it either.

texas rose said...

I assumed that the reference to A list posters was that a celebrity was posting here under some other name and not some ranking system of the commentors themselves. At least I hope so, otherwise, someone is needs to get a life.

hairydawg said...

thanks Count!

texas rose said...

Yes - that is some good RHOC dirt.

texas rose said...

I wouldn't mind seeing some milf porn with Lynne.

sandybrook said...

Sup Bacon Ranch notice how everyone here ignores you now? You probably should get the Msg.
Switch A list term to popular posters was watching hockey and wanted to not be typing here.

sugarbread maker said...

Is James packer still devout cos $$

Cocoa said...

@BeckyMae, it sounds like there are a couple of Aleuts in this story. ;-))

If I were a guy, I would not want the name Gyn gell. :-/

JSierra said...

We're all A list posters because we're all Anonymous. Well except for TTM but she's A like the rest of us because she is Almostanonymous, we only see her face in her avi so her whole lower half is still anonymous.

sugarbread maker said...

June 2016. Countdown 2 epic fail. I doubt Ben gets all 3 batman movies in his contract just like c looney was signed for 2 .see how many he did.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hold on, JS, I had the rack out for quite a while there for Wendy, that's GOTTA count for something!

Also, I liked Christian Bale in American Psycho too, mostly when he was nekkid and moisterizing, but the dancing was fun too

sugarbread maker said...

I vote Alexander skarsgard. Or Joel kinnaman.4 next batman. Someone hot

fancyscreenname said...

Neither term works for me.

((Shakes head no))

U can't dip your toe into the elitist pond and then walk away. Own your snobbery Sandybrook.

Kidding. :^)


Perhaps. >:^(

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Bale is a butt guy and, quite frankly, that's what we need around here: more asses.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Texas, I wondered the same thing but then VIP, Sugar, TTM, and Count were listed, so there's definitely a playbook. I'm OK with being S-list.

@TTM, American Psycho is probably the only Christian Bale movie I've never seen (the book freaked me right the freak out) and now you're telling me he's nudely moisturizing in it? I would do Hilaria handstands for some Bale.

@Wigs, I thought that was going to be some Bale bum. :'(

Unknown said...

That's right Sandybrook, tell em you were doing manly things like watching sports!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sorry, Seven. Bale smacking some ginger's butt; closest I could get to a tailor-made gif for TTM.

TalksTooMuch said...

Seven, DO NOT watch American Psycho! There is a prostitute scene I still can't forget (very count-like) and waaaay to much violence. He does have an amazing keister in it, though, surely someone can find some verified Bale Bum from that movie? Quite the sight to behold.

DO NOT watch the movie!

fancyscreenname said...

@unknown

U r one cunty lil love muffin.
:^)
Can u roast me one day?
Lol

JSierra said...

I don't think there is any ass shortage in this crazy town, maybe of the booty v variety when Harry changes his avi. Butt (hehe) I am all for more man butts up in here.

Ah man I missed the bewbies? Everybody loves bewbies, although I'm a little confused as to why Wendy of all people was the recipient of le bewbs. You would think she would be more pleasant after that gift.

Unknown said...

Thanks! You're always in my good graces fancyscreenname. (Don't push it though)

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you for that gif, Wiglet. I'll take anything to put Amy Adams buttocks into the forefront of my mind. Mmmmmm. She is so cute, I don't care that she is my age.

texas rose said...

Where is list Seven- was it posted on here somewhere? I didn't realize there was an actual list. Who posted it?

TalksTooMuch said...

It was really more about the winkin' than the bewbies with Wendy (she was always flirting!) but for you, I bring back. Alls the bewbies for J!

Cocoa said...

Here ya go, JSierra, Man Butt:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

*canthelpmyselfcanthelpmyself*

Question: would this list have separate entries for Stephen L, Prunella, Geez Louise? Or can you just file them all under "Bacon Ranch?"

Seven of Eleven said...

@TTM & Wigs, duly noted. The prostitute scene in the book was just ... too much (and this from a SKing fan), I remember skipping a couple of pages. I've loved Bale since Empire of the Sun, so I'm glad I didn't see it and I'll continue to be glad I haven't seen it. :D

@JSierra, the only thing that would make that person more pleasant comes with a prescription. Or two. Projected self-loathing is a bitter pill that can only be mitigated by a less bitter pill.

Cocoa said...

o/\o

JSierra said...

Huzzah boobies for everyone!

Enjoy this sexy Hiddles gif as a token of my appreciation TTM and Cocoa.

texas rose said...

Here you go JSierra - Christian Bale (morning routine)

TalksTooMuch said...

Ohhhhhhh JSierra. Thaaank you.

Cocoa said...

Ahhhh yeah.....

Seven of Eleven said...

@texas rose and @cocoa are monsters. MONSTERS.

texas rose said...
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__-__=__ said...

A list posters made me LOL! Thanks for that!!

Snootches said...

I was HOPING for the very same thing...

Dingle Barry said...

Take Down Tuesday! Every damn week someone has a tantrum. Did we get it off our chest kids?

For the record. I'm a chick too. I just like to swear like a man.

#SettingTheRecordStraight
#LikeAnyoneCares
#AlwaysLate2TheParty

LowKey said...

Good job, Harry. It's like Beetlejuice, say their name and they appear.

JSierra said...

You booty sloots know the way straight to my heart. Pretty soon Enty is going to have to rename the site CDAB. Crazy Days and Butts.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Dingle Barry is #clubclamarama

Good to know :)

LowKey said...

I 2nd and 3rd that, Sugar & Ray!
Hey, you guys should start a band!

TalksTooMuch said...

I care, Dingle. And I knew you were a lady. An awesome lady! ^5!

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, now you act all innocent, like posting a Christian Bale in the shower clip wouldn't distract me. Twice. OK, three times.

I see your game and call --- hold on, autoplay just restarted.

TalksTooMuch said...

I knew someone would find it! Woot texas rose!

Cocoa said...

#reversecryinggamereveal
#Icare
#teamdingle

Alita said...

@BeckyMae did a bang up job bringing the Sydney gossip to you!

One additional point though - fight reportedly because mogul #1 Packer (reportedly sexing Miranda Kerr) got home from travels and expected to see his boo - only to find a Channel Nine News van parked outside his home! Grrr! So he texted Mogul #2 Gyngell (who is Packer's childhood friend, were even both best man at eithers weddings) and said "get rid of the damned photogs you bastard!"

But ... The van was only there because the news crew driver lives around the corner!

Misunderstanding. But animosity had been building since Packer's marriage to Erica Baxter (ex
model, 3 kids with Packer) broke down last year. Fisticuffs ensued.

Both were fined $500 by the police for public twattery.

LowKey said...

Sherry, you're the peanut butter in my Reese's Cup!

LowKey said...

Thank you JSierra. I definitely needed that right before bedtime.
;)

JSierra said...

People are going to get so excited to see this massive comment fest tomorrow only to find that it's full of butts and Sandy defending his manliness.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@alita, so glad you're here. I read the story last week, but the photos just emerged (at least in the US). Why weren't they cracked down on?

And what is your take on Kerr and Packer? She strikes me as someone who values fame over $$$.

Dingle Barry said...

TTM & Wigs, always welcoming of others. You're both so sweet.

So, Count was trying to figure it out one time and asked if he needed to bring condoms or what? I told him to bring his favorite lube ;) He was sad.

And that's what we get when we assume.

Alita said...

@Harry - just on one of your points - hollywood dime had been around for ages, not a frequent poster but certainly a regular one.

I don't think the way that you treated HD was good - we all understood how you felt, you made it really clear. But then you wouldn't let up about it, which seemed to be really unnecessary. I can understand why - after repeatedly engaging with on you this - she went 'sod it, life's too short to bother with this.'

I miss hollywood dime, and wish she'd return.

Alita said...

@MovingOn
I like Bale's Batman too. Unite!

texas rose said...

i hear you- I (texas rose) am a dude. Covered this a week or so ago but seemed appropriate time to mention it again

Alita said...

There was no part of your gifs that I didn't giggle at, @JSierra! Thanks!

Alita said...

Ahh ... snap, @Reno :)

Alita said...

@Fancy, you also have A List name recognition ;)

#Fancy4Life

Dingle Barry said...

Cocoa, I'm sorry. I completely ignored you're awesomely great post. Probably because you're a Z lister with D List name recognition on a barely watched reality show :)
Damn Enty commenters skewed ratings systems!

You're hilarious too btw.

Violet said...

...and all I got from this is that Harry called me 'hon' at 3.24pm. I am on 'hon' terms with Harry!

And now it's 5.00am UK time - gym and work calling for those of us with 'better' things to do (and given the amount of time I spend here I realise the irony of tha comment)t

JSierra said...

Hiddles is the perfect midnight snack Lowkey

#idreamofsnakehips

TalksTooMuch said...

Soooooo, is this an appropriate time to ask about the texas rose handle? Because you can see how someone might think that the "rose" might be a lady, not that there's anything wrong with that!

Violet said...

Ok and now I've caught up, hours after everyone's had this discussion but gym and work be dammed. My inner inferiority complex is always going to wonder where I come on the commenters' ratings. I neeeeeed anonymous internet forum validation. I am a woman btw for anyone wondering :/

Alita said...

Apparently so, @7!

I'm waiting for someone to put the commenter ranking list into excel and share it on Google Docs.

Can we have filets and a pivot table this time please? I need to more easily cross reference commenter 'name recognition,' and 'liklihood to start drama.'

texas rose said...

When I signed up to blog on cdan I spent literally no time thinking of handle and was actually thinking about the flower 'yellow rose of texas' (I might have even been watching 'Giant' at the time.)and put down texas rose. (not from texas either) Didn't even think about it until later when a commentor actually referred to as a woman. Thought about just getting a new name but had been around a while and didn't want to re-establish myself again. Have tried to be pretty straight forward about my comments. Can't even remember how it came up a couple of weeks ago.

Alita said...

Violet - you're totally V list. The V is for Vixen ;)

These blow out days make me lol.

#banter
#fawning

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Sherry said...

LOL, Lowkey, Cocoa and Wiglet. Glad I could pull your peanut butter into a black hole (Uhm that didn't come out right.)

LowKey said...

Damn! I screwed that all up. Too much punctuation. Writing like Enty is harder than it looks, y'all.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Texas Rose is OG. If you can't figure it out, that's on you.

(no offense to those who didn't)

Bacon Ranch said...

Wow, catching up here..

Kristin, I'm all of the trolls. Each and every one of them.
sandybrook, funny how you didn't ignore me. Do me a favor and remedy that.
By the way, I bet you have shit taste in hockey teams, so odds are whomever you were rooting for lost tonight.

They must not be A list.

Dingle Barry said...

Not that it's anyone's business nor that anyone should care, but I'm straight with a lot of LGBT friends and relatives and I'm very supportive of the community. I'm also a Christian, but not a Duggar type fanatical Christian. I believe that G-d created science, He IS science.

The men in my immediate family are military members and serve with openly (and closeted - I'm sure) gay men and women and have never had a problem with that, they're soldiers first and foremost and that's all that matters. They felt this way even when it wasn't accepted by the government. Thankfully for everyone that has changed.

I'm very proud of the man I married and the adults that I have raised. They are good, strong, caring people.

We have been judged harshly and unfairly at times, and I have to admit, it hurts. What can you do? Hide behind an avi and have fun!! Conversely, we have been treated kindly so very often, thanks to the concerted efforts of the Vietnam Veterans hard work to support the younger generation of Veterans in these long protracted wars and missions worldwide. So very grateful to these wonderful older men and women that never received the timely recognition they so rightly deserved.

Be nice folks. Life is so short. Don't sweat the small stuff, because it is mostly really small stuff.

Thank you for letting me joke around, even though I have no inside celebrity knowledge to share. I thoroughly enjoy the humor on this site. It is not silly school girls tee-heeing, like other sites.

JSierra said...

Here Alita, have some more!

texas rose said...

Thanks homey:)

Seven of Eleven said...

@texas, Giant. I'm the only person I know who has seen that movie.

#ibanterandfawn
#butonlywiththebest

texas rose said...

Seven- how about 'Big Country'?

texas rose said...

Both are classics that must be seen.

TalksTooMuch said...

And thanks for the gif, Wigs!

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