Friday, May 23, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

Eva Longoria's new boyfriend might be cheating on her, but ever since they started dating she has looked really good. This coming from me, so you know she looks good.

Emmy Rossum continues her daily pap payout.
Andrew Garfield sandwiched by Emma Stone and a friend.
The Goopster and Chris Martin ride together yesterday.
Jennifer Garner wearing one of Ben Affleck's shirts. Or he borrows from her.
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill at the London premiere of their movie.
Ashton Kutcher wanted to do this in public. You know, because he used to be a model.
Down goes Kylie Jenner.
Keri Russell practices yoga in NYC.

37 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

How you gonna put eva on blast like that

TalksTooMuch said...

I love Eva Longoria's BAG!! Just maybe not in pink

Bacon Ranch said...

I thought Jonah was Chaz Bono before I read the caption.
Did Ashton do high profile modeling? I know he says he was a model (and he certainly has the looks for it) just wondering if it was catalogue stuff or something.

sandybrook said...

I dont remember a demand for a Jump Street sequel. But I didn't hear any for the first movie either.
Eva seems to always dress well.
Words fail me Asston.

Seven of Eleven said...

So Andrew and Emma like brunettes? \o/

Ah the Charming Potato posing with the Mashed Potato. Good times were not had.

Poor Goop, she's late for her grueling job! Being a working mother isn't easy, you know. The millions you make can't make up for the Cream of Unicorn cereal you don't get to serve your children. TSK, haters.

portlandgirl said...

I think Ashton was a Calvin klien underwear model

Violet said...

What the goddamn hell are the GoopMartins trying to prove. Ughh, be full of hatred and bitterness like every normal separated couple out there.

TalksTooMuch said...

The first Jump Street movie was better than I expected, for sure, mostly because of The Chan. I will probably end up having to watch the second too

Bacon Ranch said...

You're right portlandgirl, looking it up I found this

"After participating in an IMTA competition (losing to Josh Duhamel) in 1998, Kutcher signed with Next modeling agency in New York, appeared in ads for Calvin Klein, and modeled in Paris and Milan"

Interesting bit about Josh.

Tricia Shaw said...

@seven.....cream of unicorn lol!!

@violet....I chuckled hard at that as well.....their conscious uncoupling maybe should be called...ex sex..reckon that's what they meant to say

Tricia Shaw said...

What the actual divorce gonna bring...a third baby
Jeez

Tricia Shaw said...

@bacon..CK print and runway as well
Spent time in euro markets..was legit model

Tricia Shaw said...

@bacon..CK print and runway as well
Spent time in euro markets..was legit model

Maria said...

Channing is almost as fat as Jonah. That's the booze.

Jennifer garner waving the paps and smiling trying to look happy makes me sad.She looks like shit too. Divorce by the end of this year.

I hope the Goopster avoided the school bus this time.

Emma Stone has gained a little weight since the promotion for Spideman

Keri Russell is the epitome of basic bitch. Boring

Tigercat said...

Video of Duhamel and Kutcher / IMTA competition.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E4qocpFJ1rw

Sorry no habla colicky link.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Rossum

M: Kylie - Lets see what that PMK training is all about.

B: Garner - she got some fun meat back there.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, Count. You forgot Kylie is the youngest one again.

Count Jerkula said...

@Naughty: She is 16, so legal in NJ. Plus she is allegedly already a soulless whore, so I would feel no remorse having her fellate me.

#CantPutTheGenieBackInTheBottle

jo davies said...

Angelina didn't name the goop but gave a great quote in an interview or something about how 'women in our position shouldn't complain with all the help we get' ....etc....ha ha ha ! The goop just sounds like a spoilt brat and it seems everyone knows it !

Sherry said...

I was just about to say that Jo Davies! She seriously burned Goopy. Anyone think it's funny that Goop isn't at Cannes? No just me?

FS said...

"The Goop and Chris Martin out riding with their children." No one else noticed two pairs of legs on each Vespa? Say what you will about that couple, they are at least making an effort for their children.

Tina Mallette said...

Yeah why are we being forced fed more photos of Goop and the Cold Player more than before they announced their so called conscious uncoupling or unconscious uncoupling whatevah

Dingle Barry said...

Count makes me laugh!

Rock on with what appears to be your whorish drug and booze filled ways K-Jenns. It's all your entitled Calabasas asses have ever dreamed about.

Bacon Ranch said...

Great find Tigercat!
Ashton goes by Chris? Wonder why he adjusted it for Hollywood.

LowKey said...

Channing is turning into Jonah... the resemblance is frightening.

Alexa Rose said...

Jennifer Garner has really tones down her pap runs lately.

Renoblondee said...

Eva always looks good.

witwritergirl said...

Not the first , or the last time Kylie will go down.

lutefisk said...

Ashton also modeled for Abercrombie.

Kelly said...

Can someone please explain why people find Channing attractive?

sugarbread maker said...

Fwiw. Throwback Friday. Asston. Beat out Josh Duhamel in a top model contest back in Iowa back in da day. There are photos somewhere

HudsonJoe said...

Does the Goopster have a GoPro camera pointed at herself?

megan00m said...

Listen hollywood gals..your too old for long hair..ya'll look terrible. Toooooooo ooooold!

Lula Surber said...

I tried more than once to sit through the first Jump Street movie. Couldn't do it. It was so stupid. They were trying to play it like it was believable but it was anything BUT. The characters were raving idiots (especially Channing). I was thinking Johnny Depp's cameo even went uncredited (I wouldn't want my name on that either. WTF is the deal with movies? They just get worse and worse. Every now and then you get a gem like Inception or Django (if you want a bit of comedy with that bloody shoot out) but very little "new" stuff. You have your monster franchise flicks that run the gamut. RDJ is great in Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes but the Avengers was a snooze. X-men has been pretty good so far but Dang! It seems like every time you turn around there's another Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jason Segel, Jason Sudeikis, Adam Sandler or some other ex SNL alumni who isn't that funny now that they're doing something longer than a 3 minute sketch. Forget the mindless Rom-Coms with Anniston, Heigl or Hudson (borrring). Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are head and shoulders above the dreck. I just read the other day how Martin Scorsese was talking about how it's still hard to get funding to do movies in Hollywood. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather see something that Marty put together than another POS movie "starring" any of those jokers mentioned above. It seems there is a much higher quality programming on cable TV series these days. I have noticed our DVD purchases are more of the cable TV series box sets, than the junk that's being put in theaters these days. How do these vapid un imaginative movies keep getting made? That is all.

__-__=__ said...

Well said Lula! ITA!!

EastCoaster said...

Jennifer Garner is one of the very few actresses who has the guts to frequently go out in public as she actually is. I wish I could say I admired that.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Goopid on her moopid looks stoopid.