Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Ozzy Osbourne shows Kelly Osbourne his old wrestling moves.

Also in the purple hair sorority is Nicole Richie.
Ricky Martin at an event honoring the amazing Rita Moreno.
Alicia Silverstone takes her son outside to use the bathroom. He prefers the driveway.
More like a prom photo than a premiere for Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort.
Tori Spelling practices standing on a corner.
X-Men London premiere with Patrick Stewart, James McAvoy, Ian McKellan and Michael Fassbender.
Yolanda Foster looks amazing here with her daughter Gigi.
Zoe Saldana has her husband trained to carry her purse.

37 comments:

QueenAnne Guido said...

Does Zoe keep her husband's testcles in her purse.

Nope not holding or carrying a purse. Evah.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hmm, isn't the point of the purse holding that he is OFF camera? It doesn't look bad on him, though, breaks up the black.

That is TOTALLY Awkward Prom Photo!

TalksTooMuch said...

Hi Guido! I would carry your clutch, you know that, right?

sandybrook said...

Kelly is just holding up Ozzy so he doesn't fall down.
I dont know who GiGi is but maybe I should.
I wouldn't give Tori $5 for any services she is offering on that corner.

Sugar said...

Maybe that is his clutch!

derek harvey said...

I am gay and I refuse to hold anyone's purse. Way to trade your man card in completely. Rosemaries Baby remake was AWFUL and Zoe (who I believed could act?) was terrible.
Nicole kinda looks like Solange...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Ansel Elgolookuphisnameyourself is so... Smarmy looking.

derek harvey said...

Well maybe Lilos clutch or pink bag. That could be fun if it doesn't get confiscated by the cops first..

melissa said...

"But it wasn't my clutch!"

Harry Knuckles said...

Have always thought Ozzy wasn't quite right in the head. He just seems a tad "off" to me, and I don't just mean the biting the heads off rats thing.

Nicole Richie. A true Hollywood heavy weight.

Rita Moreno back in the day.

Tori Spelling is just so pretty.

I'll bet Fassbender has his hand on McKellan's wrinkly butt.

Gigi and Yolanda can do anything to me they want and I won't complain ... I might whimper a little bit but I won't complain.

When you look up "tool" in the dictionary you see a picture of Zoe Saldana's husband.

Vera L- said...

I love Rita Moreno. She's a treasure!

califblondy said...

I love a man who will hold my 20 pound purse and more love when he'll dig out my lipstick.

Jessi said...

Zoe's husband looks like Dennis O'hare's crazy butler from last year's American Horror Story.

NJ FireFighter said...

That's not a purse, it's a European Carryall

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Sherry said...

NEVER want my husband to hold my purse. Just.can't.

Gigi is really beautiful.

Apparently Shai (that's her nn) lobbied hard for this role in "The Fault of Our Stars". They said her audition was AMAZING!

Zoe's husband needs to brush that stringy ass hayuh and pony it. Sheesh at least the Opster's hair looks good long. No so for him.

McClellan AND Rita are truly treasures.

No more grape colored hair please.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Picard is too serious in that pic, his huge dong must be aching.

I didn't know that Yolanda and the other, but I could totally do the two first females in the round (S.Osbourne and Nicole R.) for a threesome with them or, even better, two separated boning with each of them.

EastCoaster said...

Lol!

EastCoaster said...

WHEN will Tori realize that blonde hair is terrible on her? And aging her?

rosie riveter said...

Omg with all the money the osbornes have, someone should of broke that fug girls jaw years ago and fixed that shit

missy prissy said...

Why are so many women doing that terrible haircut where its long on top of the head with short buzzed sides? And to make matters worse they poof it up and comb it back, giving themselves this like, white girl 'Kid n' Play' look! Pink, miley, now Kelly, WTF?

QueenAnne Guido said...

Guido lurves his TTM. Guido isnt carrying any damn bag ever!

Hope Toronto was fun. Hopefully you didn't connect with my family crest there. The Toronto clan specializes in random objects in large quantities that mysteriously fall off trucks... such total guidos....

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't see anything fall offa any trucks, Guido! I thought that was more Montreal, though?? Toronto was a blurry blast

Count Jerkula said...

P: Gigi

M: Sister Pete

B: Silverstone

cowbulls said...

I wonder if Kelly Osbourne's freakiness extends into the bedroom.

Northbynorthwest said...

I love Rita Moreno! All the crazy shit she's been through in her life, she still looks great, and still doing great work on-screen- all at 82.

J LO said...

Nice dead eyes Tori. Has your soul been sucked out enough yet? Is it worth the $$? Hope so!

J LO said...

+ 1,000.000,000 on the grape hair. ((Shudder)) and Nicole just looks like a washed out teenager with it. So awful

J LO said...

Key word boning , bc Nicole looks like a bag of bones. Nice taste.

Renoblondee said...

Yeah, Zoe's husband is hella creepy looking.

NaughtyNurse said...

I LOVE Ricky Martin! And I love Zoe's dress. Too bad she always looks so freakin' miserable.

PotPourri said...

Candy Spelling is going to live FOREVER! Poor Tori's going to be broke!

Aoife said...

Is there any reason we're being subjected to Tori Spelling every freaking day?!

What's this about Silverstone's son and the driveway? Isn't she one of those idiot anti vaxxer's?

lazyday603 said...

What was the famous song from the movie Gigi?

I'll let that joke tell itself, thank heaven.

Tina Mallette said...

The X-men fabulous four are just having too much fun.

EastCoaster said...

Can someone please explain to me the appeal of ripped jeans??? I've never been able to grasp it. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I think Zoe's butler ( who I used to think was hot) is just keeping a grip on her bar money. And his lipstick.

Ella Bee said...

UGH. It pains me to say that I have that shirt Tori is wearing in this pic- it was $20 bucks at Target and I love it.