Monday, May 19, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Seven parts today.

Neil Patrick Harris and Bryan Cranston about to get drunk together.

Orlando Bloom shows off his new girlfriend.
Olivia Munn hitting a red carpet solo.
I'm pretty sure this Maori kiss means Prince Harry is now married.
Look at the surprise on the woman's face as she notices Ryan Gosling.
Obviously Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady have made up as they hung out together with Gisele in the middle.
Earlier in the weekend Tom Brady hung out with Mike Tyson.
A family that gets rubs and tugs together stays together.
Victoria and David Beckham drive around London until they get noticed. Victoria acts shocked.

32 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

P: Broad eyeballing Gosling

M: Jizz-L/Bridget tag team

B: Munn - bareback and high on meth so I last forever.

sandybrook said...

Blooms g/f looks kinda young.
Massages are massacre unless they are a Korean massage parlour.

sandybrook said...

Not massacre spelchek massages

Bacon Ranch said...

If Gosling dyed his hair red he could pas for Harry.
Legolas seems to like the girls who look like Leo in the face.
Didn't Tom manage to knock up Bridget and Gisele at the same time?

TalksTooMuch said...

I remember in Vancouver, you could always tell the difference between MassageParlours and rub n tugs by the title; if it said "Massage" you were good to go, but "Bodysage" meant something else and usually had a rear entrance. As it were.

Riven said...

RIP TectTV and G4.

It is a sad sad state of affairs that your legacy is helping the least pleasant, attractive or interesting of your female co-hosts to achieve a "career" in Hollywood. Casting couch much?

Morgan Webb will always be sexier.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sandy: It is always great to see pipes attached to the ceiling in a Korean joint. Second best part of a massage is have a 100lb Korean, who knows what she is doing, walk on my back. Best part of course is if you are lucky enough that they perform Asian.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm holding hopes that Seven and Gosling in the same headline/set means E likes me again.

NPH as the BI reveal, right?

Ewwww, rubs and tugs is not a sTORI anyone wants to hear.

Harry Knuckles said...

That dress ain't doing Munn's knockers any favors.

Gosling is wearing skinny pants. What a surprise.

There was a story over the weekend from Dean McDermott's ex wife about how he beat his dog in front of her on their 1st date. They had gone back to his place, and he discovered that the dog had gotten into something and made a mess of it. She said that McDermott punched the dog several times and hit it with a rolled up magazine.

Beckham is wearing a Charlie Chaplin hat. I really don't get it at all why the ladies swoon over this goof.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Mr Bloom seems to have a type

Bacon Ranch said...

Doogie likes the laaaaaaaadies :)

fancyscreenname said...

Cranston is hot!

Mmmmm

fedwaymom said...

I'm afraid of the answer but what is perform asian?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ahhhh Heisenwig and the Angry Inch!!!!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Orlando still looks like De Niro in Cape Fear. How long is he going to keep that look going?

Kat has left the building said...

Is anyone excited for I Wanna Marry Harry? I don't watch any of the bachelor type shows but I think this is going to be hysterical. At least I'll watch the first episode and even if it's awful I'll walk away feeling like a Mensa candidate!

Renoblondee said...

@Charlie I was gonna say the same thing.

Sherry said...

@fedwaymom..I kinda want to know the answer too.

Kat, I cannot believe all those girls were so gullible to think that Harry would even be allowed to do a reality bachelor type show.

Kat has left the building said...

Right @sherry? I'm not going to let myself think for one second that they're in on it and playing dumb just to be on TV. I want to enjoy laughing at really dumb chicks lol

NaughtyNurse said...

I'm thinking Bridget doesn't give a shit that Tom left her now that he has turned into half a girl.

skippy said...

Orlando looks like a Pratt.
I don't think Dave & Vicky have to do anything to get noticed.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Blooms girls looks like Suki 2.0

MovingOn said...

Who would go out with a guy again after he did that? She's f**d up.

BeckyMae said...

NPH and Bryan Cranston have an uncanny resemblance to each other....

Harry Knuckles said...

Sometimes it's just hard to understand people, MovingOn.

Ginger said...

Don't bag on my girl Victoria. She's awesome!

Yikes...Orlando get your girlfriend home early, it's a school night.

I like Olivia Munn but that dress looks awful on her.

missy prissy said...

Guh! No offense but I gotta tell you, that last part, it just sounds awful.

Kameon Quillen said...

Bridget Moynahan is so much prettier than Gisele.

Ginger said...

Totally agree!!! Don't get Gisele's appeal.

cowbulls said...

Yep, Gisele looks like a teenage boy.

crila16 said...

A girl in my company's London office was asked out by Prince Harry one time in a bar. She's a cute young blonde girl...super pretty. She declined, but said he's super hot and sexy in person.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I think O Bloom's peeps have him helping a youngster like B Coop And Depp. An average looking youngster that will prob get some plastic like Heard as long as she plays nice.
Too cynical?