Monday, May 19, 2014

Random Photos Part Six - Cannes Photos Part Three

 Hilary Swank
 Suki Waterhouse
 Mickey Rourke
 Cheryl Cole
 Freida Pinto
 Zoe Saldana and Salma Hayek
 Victoria Silvstedt and Justin Bieber
 Rosario Dawson

28 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Hillary looks great!
Suki looks like a wedding cake
Freida looks like she missed the train to run with the bulls

Violet said...

Oh dear God Cheryl. No.

sandybrook said...

Mickey doesn't look so fine.
Cheryl Cole is yacht girling too? This Cannes is almost like the hall of fame of yacht girls!
Hilary looks good.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Pinto

M: Cole

B: Suki

Renoblondee said...

Justin looks like such an ass.

skippy said...

Hillary fab. Sukii weird pose & how did she sit down?
Cheryl no words. Rosario needs a new cossy.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Almost Sandy, It IS the big time for the yauchit girls. Prices are set and contracts are negotiated based on the crowd pull these girls receive..
I know the face, Mickey, but on you its too distorted to recognize... Good Job!
Salma is lecturing novice Rosario on the fine art of the yauchit girl life... Teach her well Salma, that she too, can rise to your heights....

Sarah said...

Suki needs new poses, she pulled that one at the Met, too.
Looks like her head is on her body backwards!

TalksTooMuch said...

Um hmmm. I love Mickey Rourke but I can't figure out why his face looks like that...is it the face? Or the new hairline? Hmmm

LOL I thought Cheryl Whatserface was holding hands with both of those guys and immediately was impressed with her giving no bothers that her dudes were slightly less conventionally handsome than it would be suggested she would dig. Buy her 90's hooker clothes, anyway.

sugarbread maker said...

Mickey. Easter was last month.
How much did baby beiber. Pay 4 Victoria.
Stop trying to make suki. Happen.

Countess Eden said...

I thought Cheryl was Lovato at first. That's not a compliment. Rosario has a thick middle for a Starlet.

Countess Eden said...

Count with your PMB...which is your prize? Like I'd think with all your talk about booty that B would a compliment, right? If you got to choose, would your B be your favorite?

fancyscreenname said...

Hillary looks divine.

suki looks unfortunate.

love mickeys jaunty vest/shirt.

cole looks like a street walker with class.

im praying that pinto doesn't get run over by a bull.

lol...I thought saldana was giving hayek the old loren/Mansfield side eye.

discoflux said...

Why is Mickey Rourke trying to turn himself into Chris Kattan?

Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, the pink and purple set.

MrWolf said...

Is it weird that I know the lyrics to a Victoria Silvestedt song?

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missy prissy said...

Justin beibers face makes me want to punch it. Did he look in the mirror and pose and decide that his cocked head, raised eyebrows, pouty lips pose he does in every. Fucking. Picture is a good, soulful look for him? Ugh and that mustashe, it looks like his lip is dirty. I can't stand those bad teenage mustashes that guys do where they just let their peach fuzz darken during puberty instead of shaving it so it coarsens! Its so goddamn disgusting. Ahhh! Justin you're driving me crazy! But seriously though, when I see him my vagina vomits

Harry Knuckles said...

Wonder if Lil Dickhead and Victoria got together later. Rumor has it they share a common interest. common interest.

Ginger said...

This is the worst set of photos!! All awful. Not flattering.

LiTtLe BiTcH said...

That Suki bloody waterhouse would turn up to the opening of a door if it got her picture on the net. Piss off love, no ones that interested in your z list model status & your "boyfriend".. .

Brent Vassar said...

Suki looks like she's 14. Littlefinger and Sansa look closer in age than Suki and Brad....

VeeBee said...

Yes Suki, we get it; you're skinny as fuck. What else ya got?

Count Jerkula said...

@Countess: It depends on the chicks and what I'm feeling. Like in this grouping, I would probably prefer a go at Suki's puss, butt I don't know any of the others' butts, so I picked Suki for butt. Same w/ Shakira in BBMA Part #1 today.

Maybe butt is the Ultimate Prize, because it is hard to get, but there are chicks' pussies I would take over other chicks' butts. Like in today's Randoms #2, I would take a shot at Lima's pussy over Blake's butt.

putchka said...

I guess Biebs is over his growth spurt. No tall models in his future. If you're not tall, better be smart. Which he isn't.

Nosy_Canuck said...

Question: are these contracts negotiated through managers and agents, as other 'roles' would otherwise be? Or are these offline deals where there is no cut for a broker/pimp? Just a random thought.

Lula Surber said...

I seriously thought that Mickey Rourke was Tony Danza when I first saw that photo.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

She's a songstress?? I pictured her to be more of a screamer.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I swear Hollywood has altzheimers! WTF or HOW THE F is Rourke doing anywhere near anyone that know how is???????? Please tell me how people forget about a drugged out prima Donna that abuses women for kicks, demolishes trailers, and is all around cruel and narcissistic???????? Man. Next week today's wife killer will be up for a Grammy and playing at Pebble Beach! Ok. I'm stepping down now.