Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Random Photos Part Six

Bella Thorne waits for people to show up to her magazine signing.


Courtney Stodden is going for the professional look. Well, she has always looked like a pro. It's easier to get in hotels looking like this though.

Charlize Theron and Josh Hartnett play charades.
Andi "The Dorf" Dorfman and Mario Lopez dance. With clothes on. For now.
Evan Peters and Emma Roberts went to the movies last night.
Hilary Duff out with her son at Nate & Al's. Love that place.
Angelina Jolie looks normal and pretty and very movie star esque promoting her new movie with
Elle Fanning who looks like she is posing for a DMV photo.
Dakota was at a premiere for her new movie and looked good.

53 comments:

Violet said...

Angie looks normal if you consider spaghetti for legs is normal.

GatorGirl said...

Gawd Angie's legs look like sticks

Jessi said...

I am sorry, but Angie does not look normal. She is far too skinny. She is so gorgeous, and I wish she would just gain 20 lbs. She has to be only 100lbs if that.

And wow Evan and Emma - I think you may be enabling each other and should call it quits.

Wendy said...

I was just going to say Angie's legs are scary skinny.

Marieeee said...

Evan could do so much better.

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Marieeee said...

Glad to see Josh egularly these days. He's always had a place in my 90s heart.

Bacon Ranch said...

Agree Jessi, I would have put her at 80lbs.

Evan always looks like a deer caught in headlights. No doubt she is the boss of him.

Lyrics Ann Chords said...

Does Dakota Fanning have feet?!

sandybrook said...

I dont like bones protruding from knees.
Dakota>Elle
Hillary unfortunately looks a bit like LeAnn Rimes there.

Tina Mallette said...

I will always think of Evan Peters as his character on Coven so methinks she could do better.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Charlize

M: Stodden

B: Thorne

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh my god. Those legs on Angie. Her heart is just going to stop beating one of these days.

Tina Mallette said...

Though good on Angie for this comment today:

Angelina Jolie: Rich, Famous Moms "Shouldn't Complain," "Have Much More Support Than Most"

Link

Take that Mrs. Martin.

urban chaos said...

Angie makes me sad- she's a ticking time bomb treating her body this way.

Renoblondee said...

Agree about Angie's poor little legs and arms. :(

sugarbread maker said...

Roberts women always are

nancer said...

angelina jolie couldn't look 'normal' if she tried. she's just beyond beautiful, really. but yes, she's too thin.

and i can't wait til stodden falls off those silly shoes and fractures her fifth metatarsal. orthopedic docs love those shoes.

auntliddy said...

Seriously, angie and stoddens legs!! So thin how do they get around?????

airhead said...

Does Elle Fanning's belly button make anyone else feel uncomfortable ? I don't mind belly buttons but hers being out looks weird

Harry Knuckles said...

I'm thinking Bella Thorne is well on her way to being a massive bitch. She would be so much fun to date. You know, once she's legal.

Stodden's hanging in there but I know in my heart of hearts I'm eventually going to get to see about three inches up her vagina.

If Hartnett is straight then I'm Idi Amin. And he's got one of the stupidest looking haircuts I have ever seen.

Evan Peters has 100 lbs. on Roberts and yet she beats the shit out of him all the time. He gets full marks for not decking her, but geezus, does he just stand there and let her wail on him? Maybe that's foreplay for these two.

Haven't read the comments yet but I'm sure everyone is ragging on Angie's skinniness. She really does need to smarten up.

Elle and Dakota are cuties. Dakota is a scissoring enthusiast, and I hope Elle is too.

msgirl said...

Agree, love her but my god Angie's knee bones show how stick thin she is.

crila16 said...

Evan Peters and Emma Roberts always looks so unhappy together in photos. Also, what the hell is she wearing?

Angie does look beautiful, but she's gotta start eating something.

Dakota hasn't looked this attractive in years.

HimynameisChloe said...

My Los Angeles Magazine this month features a spread of Evan Peters. He looks so good....you'd never think it is the same person.

aemish said...

Great link @Tina :o)

Maria said...

ok I hate to say it because I love her but Angie has a eating disorder. Isn't that evident? Well I know what I'm talking about and that's anorexia. There. I've said it. I wish she could find help.

anon said...

Sorry but AngieJo - no bueno. I realize she just recently had surgery but she looks like a concentration camp survivor - not good or healthy in ANY WAY!

Maria said...

I like very much Claire Underwood dress at Jimmy Fallon's. Oh wait, that's not Claire?

http://janeheller.com/mainlyjane/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/House-of-Cards-Style.jpg

Lila said...

Emma looks like she is in pajama pants.
Sigh. Last year with that thigh-high slit and that black dress, Angelina looked good. No slits for her... Not with those stick-tin legs. That doesn't look at all attractive.

EvieShackles said...

Yep.. If your knees are larger than your thighs, you may have an eating problem

TV Junkie said...

You would think that with Angie's recent surgery she would understand the importance of being healthy. Unless she WANTS Brad's next wife to raise her kids after she drops from malnutrition... I had to make a big decision to get healthy for myself & my kids - can't have their hillbilly father getting custody! (I know, I married him...)

Bitchy Woman said...

Angie is a mess ! I want to feed her some high calorie Italian food !!!!!!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

If you think Angie looks sexy in that picture, you may suffer from osteopornosis. (That's a kind of degenerate disease...)

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahahaha, TNC!

missy prissy said...

+ a gagillion on josh hartnets haircut. I once had to turn off a movie he was in because his haircut was making me so angry. I couldn't stop yelling at the tv. Ugh and those beady little eyes! I'm getting angry just thinking about his hair now

katja said...

Haven't seen any type of proof that Dakota is anything other than straight but so many people mention it. I was just wondering where the theory came from. She does ping me a bit, but I haven't seen her with any possible gfs.

Harry Knuckles said...

I know what you're saying missy. See it on talk shows all the time with guests that are constantly pushing their hair off their face and out of their eyes and you just want to reach in the tv and yank it right out of their head.

NaughtyNurse said...

Tina, yes!! I just read that interview with Angie, too! I thought it was a GREAT veiled jab at Gwyneth. Classy move.

MadLyb said...

Evan Peters and Emma Roberts look like a couple of heroin addicts. :(

Angelina's face is still pretty, but her body looks gnarled.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Courtney Stodden looks like she's in a Cinemax pr0n.

cowbulls said...

I like Andi Dorfman the best. Jolie looks ill. Courtney looks like an attraction on Bourbon Street. There's not a woman on earth that can overcome being Sean Penn's leftovers. Belle is a Disney sex toy graduate so she is ruined both inside and out.

__-__=__ said...

Angie - eating disorder or cancer patient?

Mary Anne said...

That outfit gives a lot of credence to the rumors of AngieJo being on a major drug habit. She looks VERY unhealthy.

Aoife said...

There is nothing normal about Jolie in that picture. Those sleeves can cover a multitude of sins and her legs! My goodness those legs!

Pip Squeak said...

Angelina only looks normal if you are insane. Beautiful face, yes, but the limbs frighten me.

I mean, the legs are in I-don't-know what-to-with-this territory. You can't make them young, toned, or remotely sexy.

To: The two straight guys on this site: Angie's legs? Yes or no?

Btw, I made up that bit about the second straight guy.

Sprink said...

Ha! I think there are at least four, Pip. I'm not one of them.

Danielle Williams said...

Is Angie back on heroin? She does not look normal, she looks malnourished!

Evan Peters & Emma Roberts look like like 2 druggies-24-7.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Stodden finally got herself another pair of shoes; same shoes diff color but it's a start. They're soooooo classy too!

MovingOn said...

I think I read somewhere that after she started working with refugees is when Angie's weight dropped dramatically. The thinking was that she has developed a type of guilt related to having so much when seeing ppl with so little.

I'm surprised she's wearing a short dress...so unusual for her. And unflattering.

LOVE Dakota's red look!

L'il Duff is so freaking adorable!! Squeeee!

Count Jerkula said...

@PipSqueak: No. Thin legs on a younger broad, OK, if the flesh on them is firm.

Angie's legs look like the bony continues up to her navel. Like a flat, bony ass, and pelvis that gonna be jabbin into you as yer strokin it. Plus, if she that damn emaciated, her bone density is going to shit, so any vigorous fucking is gonna bust her up.

Only possible plus to it all is that her ovaries probably shut down a while back, so you can raw dog it and not worry about child support. Still has pretty eyes and mouth, plus she could use the nourishment, so I'd let her gimme a BJ. She got an undead look to her, so I wonder if she would have to come up for air, or it could be 100% suck, like in that Clive Barker short story. I forget the name, but I think it was in the first Books of Blood.

Dingle Barry said...

@MovingOn, they can spin that refugee story all they want and people will buy it because that's what they want to hear about St. Angie. I think she can't shake the monkey off her back.

cowbulls said...

I'm a heterosexual male and I love sexy legs that have some shape to them. Women with athletic legs can do so much more sexually.
Jolie a one time was elite as in a top 12 looking celebrity woman but this shell of herself isn't attractive at all. Those legs would be useless sexually and I much prefer below the waist sexual endings so she is of no interest to me.

Kelly said...

I think Stodden's legs look good actually.