Friday, May 09, 2014

Random Photos Part Three

Jennifer Lopez treats the American Idol parking lot as her runway.

Kristen Bell at the ballet.
The orange one himself, Valentino was also there.
Lindsay Lohan is just a woman with a water bottle. Filled with vodka.
Lucy hale and her boyfriend grabbed some lunch yesterday. Gently.
The poster child for good health was out last night in London.
Michael Kors and Miranda Kerr opened the new Michael Kors store in Shanghai.
Paula Patton's match.com profile photo is a good one.
Ryan Seacrest's prom picture. She's still waiting for him to make a move.

35 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Miley, pull your shit together. Enty's got a video you can watch..

Klondike looks hawt.

sandybrook said...

Enty your nodding about Paula using match.com I hope.
Lindsay looks worse today than yesterday. And Mileys in the same town too. Run for cover London!
Bwahaha Valentino!

sandybrook said...

*kidding not nodding* spelchek POS!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Worst pic of Miley ever. I hate JLo but have to admit flygirl looks dope

Does this mean I got Blind #8 correct with Michael Kors?!? I hope so, so that housewives fans can rest peacefully tonight

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Seven of Eleven said...

JLo - more like the dressing room. Girl, we know you have ladyparts, you don't have to prove it in the parking lot.

Kristen Bell looks gorgeous. Sloths forever!

That really really does not look a water bottle in Lilo's clutches.

Haha, Miley's got DERP face!


Lady Heisenberg said...

He is. Everyone knows she's using Christianmingle.com

Freya said...

Ryan had beards back then too?!

sandybrook said...

Lololol@LadyH.

MontanaMarriott said...

I am LOVING that dress Kristen Bell

T. E. Cuz said...

j.lo looks awesome. kristen looks really nice as well.

kerr looks like her botox/plumpers appointment was pretty recently...

hale and lohan have the same soft body.

discoflux said...

I love Kristen Bell's eye makeup! It almost looks like anime eyes.

Sprink said...

@Freya, Ryan wasn't alone...they ALL had beards back then. My senior prom date came to the door with same hairstyle I'd recently purchased from a salon.

No shame in that. We were all tits back then

nurysp said...

jlo looks AWESOME!!!!!
jesus its so unfair

OneEyeCharlie said...

HA!

Renoblondee said...

If I looked like JLo I'd treat the whole damn world as my runway! She's hot as hayel!

NaughtyNurse said...

JLo, try a dress that doesn't show your pubes next time.

bunny honey said...

Daaaammmmmmnnnnnnn!
Paula looks hot! If I had to bat for the other side it would be a homerun with Paula!

smn1985 said...

When j lo first really took off in like 2000 I was a hs freshman and all the guys in my class loved her, and I wrote in my diary that I wished I looked like her. Here we are 14 years later and if I still kept a diary, I'd write the same thing! Her body is unreal.

G said...

I thought Valentino was Paul Anka.

Altagracia CD said...

JLO LOOKS GREAT WOOW, WHAT ABODY and she on her 40´s

NaughtyNurse said...

I would like to pull those god-awful porcelain chiclet veneers out of Miley's mouth with pliers.

Scallywag said...

Is that a new kind of Spanx that JLo has on? Because it sure as hell ain't no dress.

Paula Patton looks hot there, love the fur, even love the shoe. But there ain't know graceful way off of that thing she's on.

Kristen Bell looks fantastic. That's a lot of dress for a tiny lady and it fits her perfectly.

Only Lohan can make Miley look less wonky in comparison.

Kassandra said...

Miley has DRUNK face. You can tell in the rest of the photos the Daily Fail posted.

Lula Surber said...

Lindsey looks like a bloated bag lady clutching her Zima beer bottle and waving her man hand at the photographer. She reminds me of Joey Heatherton. Joey was petite and beautiful when she was younger touring with Bob Hope in a USO tour when she was 19-20. I remember seeing her opposite Richard Burton in Bluebeard. She was truly lovely. She got caught up in drugs, alcohol and an assortment of problems with the law. She went from being an ethereal beauty to looking like a dried up husk of a person. Just look at early pictures of her compared to (not that much) later. Lindsey is headed (running) down the same road. It's sad because it doesn't have to be that way but I don't see her looking for help. She's certainly not going to get it from her family either. It doesn't take long to ruin all those youthful good looks does it?

Bossy Pants said...

I've seen about 4 pics in the last couple days of Miley. Each time, I have to do a double take because she looks identical to Amanda Bynes during her meltdown! Chipmunk cheeks, big round eyes.... Girl needs to chill

ecua said...

JBlo still looks to me like the soulless, talentless piece of shit that she has always been. No amount of working out can change the fact that she's just another skank who opened her legs all the way to the B list.

Unknown said...

What Lulu said, but I'd also add that she reminds me of pics of the very pale and haggard Judy Garland at the end.....

Lila said...

Jane Seymofe has aged so well... That B ;)

Erik said...

Kristen looks great, as usual.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Kerr

M: Miley

B: Bell

Tina Mallette said...

Kristen Bell dynamite look head to toe

nice gams on the soon to be former Mrs. Robin Thicke

Henriette said...

I always get this feeling JBlow is trying to prove something by the way she dresses. None of her outfits feel or look natural on her. Makes me want to say: "Hey JBlow it's ok to be middle aged."

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

JLo cleans up better than anyone I've ever seen. sheeeeesh, POW!!
And Who knew Valentinos been judging in DWTS?

chopchop said...

@Lula, you had me at "Zima". Damn I miss that shit.

I just can't with Miley's teeth. Stop with the veneers, people. They never look good. (Miley. Snooki. Hilary. Gary Busey. I could go on for days.)