Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Random Photos Part Two - Cannes Photos Part One

It looks like Leonardo DiCaprio is sticking his tongue in the ear of the woman who is not his girlfriend.

Petra Nemcova does her best Heisman pose.
Notice that all the guys in the club have their shirt on except for Justin Bieber.
An Ahnold selfie. Who will be the lucky woman that gets this?
Judging by the look on her face it was probably Cara Delevingne here with Suki Waterhouse.
Julianne Moore
"So, this guy walks into a bar and tries to have sex with an ATM."
Adrien Brody and his current girlfriend.
Christina Hendricks and Ryan Gosling.

40 comments:

sandybrook said...

Does Suki let Bradley watch her and Cara screw each other or does he join in?
Leo has a type--clueless.

TalksTooMuch said...

The woman with Robert Pattison is quite beautiful.

Whatever Leo is doing to the model in the top photo is confusing her. He should probably stop

Steampunk Jazz said...

Julianne Moore should have thought about how that dress looked while moving.. Fail
Ahnold please stop.
Nice pose Russian skater/model/___

Seven of Eleven said...

Arnold is scaring me.

Leo's earpiece is married.

As someone who sports fierce eyebrows, Cara deLasagna's remind me of that kids toy that was like magnetic particles you could gather with a pen.

BACK OFF, SAFFRON.

Anothergrayhare said...

How old is Brody's girlfriend, 12?

Lady Heisenberg said...

I was actually going to post that pic of Leo in the blind reveal! He is now clearly instructing his girls to fuck old dirty billionaires so that he can continue playing with his little jet pack

Lady Heisenberg said...

Petra!!!!!!!!! My Fellow Czech soul sista!

Shelly Shell said...

The woman next to Rob was in that other Cronenberg movie that Rob did also, she played his wife in that. Maybe the rumors about him & Caitlyn are wrong & he was really with this actress during that fliming.

Renoblondee said...

Brody's girlfriend looks like a barbie and not in a good way.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Steamy, I heart you, but Czechs are not the same as Russians...

Jessi said...

That dress that Julianne Moore is wearing, I can hear "plef pleft" as the feathers get stuck in her mouth as she walks.
Leo, oh Leo, that looks like one ditzy broad.

I really am said that Brody is a douchenozzle, because I find him to be so ugly hot!!!

Shelly Shell said...

I think I now ship Ryan & Christina, I know she's married, but arent't they cute.

califblondy said...

Arnold, don't push the send button.

hairydawg said...

i am in love with Petra. How does one tiny country have so many beautiful women? Are the guys all handsome, too?

I think Arnie looks good. He's 66!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Because Czech Republic is fucking incredible!!! Best beer, beautiful people, relatively cheap, and really liberal with attitudes/laws regarding drugs and sex.

Yes, there are also a lot of good looking guys there. It's also become a big gay-for-pay porn etc hotspot lately as well

auntliddy said...

Re arhold- my eyes!! My eyes!!!! Ugh!

PJ said...

No way. Leo hasn't gone for a brunette since Giselle. It's definitely not happening with that chick.

crila16 said...

But I don't want Arnold to get old. He used to looks so amazing. I turn my back for 5 min, and he goes and gets old on me.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Cara/Suki tag team

M: Nemcova

B: Who is that broad w/ Pattison? probably her.

Tina Mallette said...

Yeah isn't Gosling so lucky to be posing with Ms. Hendriks...

keetz4 said...

Lady, I <3 the Czechs. Had the best time in Praha.

Erika said...

The girl with Robert Pattinson is Sarah Gadon. She was in Cosmopolis with him and now Maps to the Stars. Sarah said that during Cosmopolis she stayed far away from Rob because she didn't want any tabloid fodder about the two of them. Now that Twilight is over, I guess she doesn't care.

Tina Mallette said...

Leo had a brief fling with Gerard Butler's ex girlfriend the brunette Romanian model chick guess brunettes only last a night or two

Tina Mallette said...

Leo had a brief fling with Gerard Butler's ex girlfriend the brunette Romanian model chick guess brunettes only last a night or two

Paint Chips said...

If I could pick any actress to look just like I'd pick Julianne Moore.

Arnold scares me.

Robert looks like he's back to being happy again.

Lucky Christina.

hothotheat said...

Arnold's navel is frowning.

Nemcova has been revealed as a gold digger, no?

I love Julianne Moore no matter what she's wearing.

canadachick said...

UGH enough with the half see thru skirt dresses -SOOO not attractive

Tori Melching said...

I always thought young Arnold was hot. But he has not aged well.

StuffandNonsense said...

Julianne Moore as always is a goddess - no matter how she's dressed.


Whoever that is with Sparkles is giving me serious Daenerys Targaryen vibes. No fucks were given by her that day.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Adrian Brody has been dating Lara for 2 years, they met in Cannes in 2012. A two year relationship hardly merits a girlfriend of the week joke.

MadLyb said...

No more selfies, Arnold. Please!

That picture of Leo with his tongue in that befuddled model's ear is a complete turn off. Unless you enjoy a bloated, sweaty guy trying to hump on you and then suddenly stop and ask if you had an orgasm. Probably not, since your question was going to be, "Is it in yet?".

Gosling and Hendricks look adorable together.

J LO said...

Leo smokes the cheapy E-cigs! Leo, you can at least afford an ego or an evod. What the hell? Plus, that girl is too hot for him.

J LO said...

Also Leo you are NOT hot anymore, so having a gut makes you even fugly-er. Only Clooney could get away with that. Oh wait maybe it was quitting smoking that made him gain the extra junk. If so I take that back. (But it's time to lose the chub now Leo. NOW)

Lila said...

Julianne looks amazing.
Ryan is adorable but needs to polish his shoes.

Lila said...

And are Cara and Suki seriously models? Neither really look attractive, IMO.

Brenda L said...

I hate myself for thinking Adrian Brody looks hot there.

katja said...

I'm really confused by that Cara girl. So thought the breakup between her and Michelle would be more dramatic for some reason. I kind of expected public screaming ala Lohan vs. Samro.

Tartan Princess said...

She is gorgeous,love the dress,love the Czechs!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ahhhhh!!!! I miss the homelabd very badly!!! <3

Tartan Princess said...

@ladyh - i won't pretend to know much about Czech Rep but I have been to Prague around 8 times and adore the place!!