Thursday, May 22, 2014

Random Photos Part Two - Cannes Photos Part One

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is just a friend of Roberto Cavalli. Imagine what his girlfriend goes through every day.




Also touching a face is Barbara Palvin. The face she is touching is Justin Bieber.
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon
John Travolta and Kelly Preston
Sophia Loren

48 comments:

Procrastibator said...

Someone else comment. Rosie looks like a cheese stick with a wig.

sandybrook said...

Met me die before I get as old and disgusting as Cavalli.
Just let Biebs die now.

Jessi said...

Ummmm WTF is that on John's chin??!!! And actually I am not really sure if that is human, kind of looks like a robot.

Procrastibator said...

Oh, long term lurker, aware I'll probably be labelled a troll. I do live under a bridge.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Travolta's eyebrows. Wowzers.

Procrastibator said...

This is horrid but when my uncle went through chemo, he drew on his eyebrows and wore a wig. Still more natural & convincing than Travolta.

Violet said...

So very, very, very many unattractive couplings in these pictures.

Cecilia00 said...

Those pics of Cavalli on the beach in a speedo with his 20-something year old girlfriend rinsing off his behind should be handed out to all women who think a man is a financial plan and that they don't need to have career for themselves because they are young and attractive.

Seven of Eleven said...

Um... thank you for Sophia Loren.

Harry Knuckles said...

Ok, Cavalli is disgusting to watch, and I feel sorry for Rosie getting pawed like that, but the guy is 73 and still living in Boner City. I sincerely hope I will be too.

That's a strange photo of Palvin and Lil Dickhead. There looks to be a genuine intimacy between these two.

Kelly Preston is 51 and I would do her until it fell off.

Sophia is trying too hard.

fancyscreenname said...

Thank Gawd cavalli has trousers on. Does rick salomon EVER give a shit?

MovingOn said...

Kelly Preston looks beautiful!

Love Sophia, but her reds don't match. Aaah! Trying. To. Ignore. But. Can't. #OCDrulez

aemish said...

Wrong shoes, Sophia. It looks like Santa's boots with those red pants.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Rosie

M: Preston

B: Palvin

aemish said...

What does the P, M, B stand for, Count?

Dingle Barry said...

Pammy is at Cannes...cleaning rooms.

Kelly got new bewbies.

John is trying out his new "carpet munching" look. He still doesn't get it. And we ALL KNOW John. Give it up! It's less of a secret than Sean Penn being an asshole.

Sophia Loren is always a Goddess. She can do no wrong!

mistang said...

Too much makeup, John!

Sophia definitely got he plastic surgery. I wasn't sure before, but you can see it around the eyes.

I love Pam's dress.

Seven of Eleven said...

@aemish, you probably want to knock back a mimosa before hearing the answer.

They are female orifices. P is for lady parts, M is for mouth, B is for ex lax time.

Erin B said...

John grew himself a cumcatcher so he won't miss a drop.

Unknown said...

velcro?

hairydawg said...

Erin B! Fantastic!

hairydawg said...

@ Harry
No Kelly Preston link? Are you sick today? I rely on you, pal.

Kat has left the building said...

Oops John missed a spot shaving

JoElla said...

Guess John is showing off his new face.

Kelly looks fantastic!

Sugar said...

Hi Procrastibator! I don't think people will think you're a troll unless you start posting trolly things!
Welcome to the loony bin!

Harry Knuckles said...

Dawg, sometimes I get a little burned out with the links. Was going to take a break today but I hate letting you down. Here's Kelly.

Sprink said...

I feel for Rosie, I really do. Because that's all kinds of Jolly Old Uncles at Christmas--it's not necessarily paedo, more like "please let me be near something unshrivelled, just once more..."

John Travolta and Kelly Preston...at Movie Star Prom 2014.

Sophia, I love you. Even though you've fucked with that incredible face.

Layna Day said...

Ex-Lax time, LOL! Seven gets my gold star for post of the day! :-D

Sprink said...

I like that Sophia's wearing sensible, comfy shoes.

Sophia knows that days at Cannes can be long.

Renoblondee said...

Kelly looks really good.

Looziana Magnolia said...

John looks like he got a fresh dip at the wax museum.

Malibu Borebee said...

Sophia is always a goddess. It's the first time her nips and tucks have been obvious and her reds clash a bit but it doesn't matter.

Pammy's pimp is fat and looks stupid. I hope she can keep some of the money she's there to make.

Looks like Travolta sent his Madame Tussaud's figure in his place.

MadLyb said...

@Erin B - you have ruined my life with that visual.

Even Sophia, who was formerly the most beautiful woman alive, has decided to go with hardcore plastic surgery. WTF is this world coming to? Apparently "superficial bullshit" is winning, and that makes me sad.

Sherry said...

I thought it was the angle of the picture but everyone else said it about Sohpia's face. Too bad..She was perfection until then.

Yes those bewbs look pretty fresh. Perhaps the cosmetic surgeon gave them a family discount?

Ugh on Cavali!

aemish said...

LOL thank you @7... I didn't check back in time to give you credit b4 I figured it out but credit is definitely due (✿◠‿◠)

Peggy Too said...

Ha! I was thinking Madame Tusseaud's (sp) wax figures.

anon said...

Sophia still showing the basic bitches how it's done!

MissInfo said...

It looks like they are all showing their new faces...John, Kelly, and Sophia. Kelly even looks like she's missing a back tooth. Lol!!

NaughtyNurse said...

Wait. I know I'm late to the game today, but I hope some of you are still around. Who is Barbara Palvin??? I am hoping she is blind and just trying to get an idea of what an asshole looks like.

LowKey said...

Hi Procrastinator! Is it a nice bridge?

LowKey said...

*Procrastibator
Damn autocorrect done autocorrected me!

StuffandNonsense said...

Holy Greased Lightning Travolta.

No to the hair, be it spray-on or dead animal. No to the overuse of eyebrow pencil. Could the smile BE any more fake?

Yikes.

StuffandNonsense said...

Also, a big shout-out to the Count for teaching me something new..lol

Anotheramy said...

Are we sure that Travolta statue has a pulse?

sheit_ur_duinit_wrawng! said...

Time has not been kind to Pammy.Love the comment about her cleaning rooms in her housekeeping uniform. Haircut is scary though.

Kelly looks beautiful. John...there are no words.

EastCoaster said...

I gather Roberto Cavalli is one of the few male designers who isn't gay.?

SnowCherries said...

It's awful!!!!

Lula Surber said...

You know Rosie HW is wishing Jason Statham would show up to "Transport" Her outta there. God he's mauling her and she has to stand there and take it with a smile on her face. Barf! I thought Sofia was Eva Longoria. Yeah she got some work done alright. I really thought Sofia was gonna skip that shit and age gracefully. Who's next Meryl?