Thursday, May 08, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

Miley Cyrus went out last night in London to promote her healthy lifestyle.

Would you ever want to be on Lindsay Lohan's list?
Mel Gibson is really enjoying his multi-colored beard thing.
Neil Patrick Harris is big enough to hold up a hat.
Niiki Reed was all smiles yesterday in LA.
Another month, another Oprah cover.
Olivia Wilde and Padma Lakshmi hanging out is kind of random.
Robert Downey Jr. is on vacation with Jeremy Renner.
Not sure what Toni Collette was thinking when she put this together.

34 comments:

EastCoaster said...

Oh Neil!!!!!!

EastCoaster said...

Enty, you've been cracking me up with your Miley comments!

sandybrook said...

Except for RDJ and group this is one rancid set of pics. What's with Rolling Stone putting everyone on a cover nearly naked? Nobody reads their tripe anymore.

derek harvey said...

WOAH. Say what you want but Lindsay looks great there! No coke and alch bloat for once.

EastCoaster said...

I'm counting down the minutes until Lindsay FINALLY disappears from the public eye.

Seven of Eleven said...

Holy platform open lace up hell, Miley's shoes!

<3 NPH

That Oprah shot looks all kinds of Photoshop fail.

EastCoaster said...

I wonder if Neil needed any "support" from Photoshop.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Wilde/Padma

M: Reed

B: Miley

Mark Kaepplein said...

I'd feel embarrassed and ashamed if on Lindsey's list, forcing me into rehab to explain lapse of judgement.

sandybrook said...

Derek Lindsay looks totally fucked :(

Jason Blue Eyes said...

"Would you ever want to be on Lindsay's list?"

What do you think?

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

I wonder how tiny must be the writer's dong (if any) if he is not able to hold up a hat with a boner (any other way loses to gravity).

I would have liked to be in LiLo's list when that Herbie movie, now she is just a barely f word able compendium of STD.

Topper Madison said...

Oh my goodness. I actually am attracted to Mel here. That's the first time since Lethal Weapon 1.

sugarbread maker said...

Hmmmmm. Wonder what enty is trying to say about rdj and Renner there? Uh huh that's what I thought.

Harry Knuckles said...

Miley just bugs the shit out of me. Always does that looking down thing like she doesn't want to be papped.

Lindsay belongs in a circus freak show. "Step right up and see the amazing Pig Lady."

Mel's beard doesn't suit him. It wouldn't suit anybody for that matter. He needs to tighten it up so that it contours the face and chin, not hang down like the ZZ Top boys.

"Neil Patrick Harris is big enough to hold up a hat." ... Big fucking deal. I can hold lots of stuff up with my dick. I can take my pants and shirt off and hang them on my dick. For real. Let's see actor boy do that.

Oprah can diet and pose all she wants, she'll never be anything but a fat ugly loudmouth who's only real purpose in life is to blow me.

So what is this Enty saying, RDJ and Renner are sweethearts? Renner is gay as Liberace, but I've always gotten a gay vibe from Downey as well. This is a little interesting to me.

Toni Collette sort of just standing around.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sugarbread - Yarp! All the respectable blogs have made the tenuous connection!

Meghan said...

Ummmmm...you know you're rekt when Melly-boy is looking healthier than you... *cough* Miley *cough* And holy christ please burn those shoes and shell out $20 for a pedi...

Lindsay gives me the "need to shower now" vibe. Heck, she gives me the "need to buy a hazmat suit now" vibe. Also, I feel like her breath would reek. Just sayin.

I'm in a bad mood today, so I'm trying to be nice, but these ratchet hoes are making it VERY HARD!!!!!

nurysp said...

toni...the shoes girl
ugh

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, Meghan, I hope your day gets better. (BTW, you're not wrong. Those shoes, kill them with fire!)

Does this help?

Meghan said...

@seven, awwww yes!! Actually, it does. It's just one of those days. Speaking of, is 1:30pm too early to start looking for wine?? That and Jax will make it alllll better, ha

Renoblondee said...

@Meghan- It's 5 O'clock somewhere is my motto!

Armadillo Cake said...

What's with Toni's eyes? One looks like it's gone shopping and the other looks like it's coming back with the change!

Tina Mallette said...

One would presume that perhaps Mel is growing that beard for a role? He can certainly hire himself for an acting role is one of his films that he directs and/or produces.

TalksTooMuch said...

Everything. All.wrong...then saw bebes!! Woot! What does that comment mean?? Does it have to mean anything? I would love to go on vacation with someone in the same field with small kids also, is that weird? Also almost anywhere with RDJ

BitchieMitchie said...

NPH can hold a hat with his schlong--pfft-I could hold up a tray on my belly.

MM said...

Toni's outfit would be much better if she changed out the shoes. I bet that leather skirt is buttery soft.

Dolphy said...

I read somewhere that Olivia Wilde's godfather is Salman Rushdie. I do know that OW has previously stated that he's very good friends with her parents and she that has known him since she was a child. So...there's no random-ness in her photo with PL.

Malibu Borebee said...

Toni likes dutch clogs.

RDJ and Renner may just be friends. They aren't each other's type.

Olivia and Padma exchanging How to Get Ahead in Show Business Without Really Trying tips.

exit81 said...

RDJ and Renner are in Nashville with Susan Downey (there's other pictures in that set with her), Renner's baby-mama, and their kids. Family vacation, not whatever the hell Enty's trying to imply.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oprah = queen of the photoshop

Brenda L said...

If he's bisexual, ain't nobody's business but his.
TEAM RDJ!

__-__=__ said...

I'm all for seeing an avi with your dick holding up a bunch of stuff!

Lula Surber said...

Does Lindsey know any other pose than that old tired blowing a kiss gesture? I swear to God every time I see her she's doing the same...old...thing... I don't even know what the hell is going on in this particular photo (I doubt she does either). I wish someone would just kidnap La Lohan and her whole annoying family and drop them off on an uncharted island somewhere and forget about them. Surely there's somebody out there that can make that happen isn't there? Anyone?

punningtons said...

Me too, shamefully. Although I liked him and Patsy Kensit rolling around the caravan in LW2.