Friday, May 02, 2014

Tony Hale Is Slade Seksdik

46 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

I already took one for the team, who's up?

I don't know who this is, but Seksdik is the dumbest porn name ever.

Cocoa said...

Yesterday, on the CDaN Boring Video Post...

Count felt woozy after an unfortunate Corona/Xanax combo, so I drove him home. It took a baseball bat to his knees to convince him to get out of the car, but he did. I hope it didn't rain last night in Jersey, 'cause I didn't stick around long enough to see if he made it into the house. :-/

In other news, I think Count and @Missy Prissy may be a match made in heaven. :-)

Seven of Eleven said...

No, wait, that's Buster Bluth! OK, I might take one for the team.

sandybrook said...

Time to fill my stomach so happy hour doesn't empty it.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Saw it!
Buster!
You know at one part there, I could see him playing a psychopath...* shiver*

sandybrook said...

Cocoa I bequeath the 2:30 blind to you

OneEyeCharlie said...

In other news, I think Count and @Missy Prissy may be a match made in heaven

Good Lord! I saw her reply and thought the End of Times was going to occur. Gatekeeper meet Keymaster. Keymaster... Gatekeeper.

Seven of Eleven said...

"I play meek and emasculated very well."

"I'm a badaaaaaasssss! I'm a badaaaaassss!"
"And CUT!"
To ninjas: "I'm so sorry, I'm sorry!"

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Ugh fine. Because I love you all unconditionally but each in your special snowflake way, I watched it.

The guy who was apparently on Arrested Development (no. Not that one. No the other one. The one who looks like that guy who your nana set you up with and you caught him in your room sniffing your undies? Looks like that guy).

Presents a faux-movie trailer about a nerd who is a crime fighter. Like Kick Ass but no Aaron Taylor Johnson and much more of the panty sniffer.

You're welcome.

Cocoa said...

Merci, Sandybrooklyn, but is suck at guessing blinds, Winona Forever yesterday notwithstanding. :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Cocoa, I think its great That the Count is in a healthy relationship. I never saw the Count as eating much salad til now. Best of luck to the happy

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Why do I always end watching a summarizing like minutes after someone else? Goddamn Seven...:)

Sugar said...

shoot! Work got in the way but it's all good b/c our good buddy Kristin jumped on the bomb for all of us! Thanks Kristin!

Cocoa said...

*I suck at guessing blinds.

And typing.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Exactly Wiglet, a psychopathic panty sniffer who stalks you any convinces everyone that he is a good guy.
Eeeek

Seven of Eleven said...

@Wigs, you're the Jane to my Daria.

OneEyeCharlie said...

If Kristin dove on the bomb, that means that Sandy is the lovable, wisecracking mook from Brooklyn. Hey! Wait a minute! I saw this movie. The wisecracking raconteur with the heart of gold and eye of glass gets dinged by a sniper in the next scene...

I don't want to die. I don't want to dieeeee.

Seven of Eleven said...

Or maybe I'm the Daria to your Jane...

Whatever, we're both lovably sardonic.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Word 7.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

No way Charlie! The wise cracking side kick totally survives that sniper shot and come running out, chest glistening, muscles straining, pants bulg---what?

We need to come up with a schedule. I vote: Mon-Thurs = TTM. Fridays = Sugar. Ay?

Seven of Eleven said...

:( It's giving me an error.

I must see this gif.

Cocoa said...

I know, right, Charlie? @Missy is the woman we all prayed Count would one day find. ;-)

Cocoa said...

I second the motion.

Sugar said...

But you're soooooo good at summarizing, Kristin! I say Kristin does M-F and I'll take the weekends....

sandybrook said...

As long as the females do the work its all good.

Sugar said...

Shaddup, Sandy

sandybrook said...

That was certainly a believable trailer with an actor who totally fits. The girl who plays the girl is hot.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey everybody! Sorry I'm late! Gym then playdate. Ihear there is panty sniffing?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hi TTM. I'm gathering from the tone of discussion that panty sniffer is a pejorative descriptor now?? It's so difficult staying atop these things.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Seven, Im losing on all fronts today.

Charlie, if "pejorative descriptor" means your taking your shirt off, then yes. (I dunno what that means)

Sandy, you would've been given a day too but - ya know - spelling and all that :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Sometimes, it's just an accurate description, Charlie. Did I see something earlier about you, an apron and a dress-up patch? Or was that sandyboo?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristin

TalksTooMuch said...

What?? How did I get 4 days?? I demand a recount!

Gayeld said...

Well, great, after all this, now I have to watch it.

RowdyRodimus said...

I can't watch, sorry. I saw the last name as "Sleestack" and I still have a fear of those from a childhood of Sid and Marty Kroft. I would rather face a room full of every movie monster in history than one Sleestack with their hissing.

sandybrook said...

I vote we give our new friend Principessa a coupla of TTMs days.

Count Jerkula said...

Missy must not have subscribed to that thread. I asked her height and she didn't reply :'(

I understand though. The broads around here use me for some confidence boosting or to vent Shark Week rage. It's OK. The occasional selfie in the Inbox fuel me to continue to spew my brand of creepy humor and spread the word about the boundless pleasure the anus has to offer.

Cocoa said...

Count, I'm sorry you feel used.

I honestly want you to find someone like Missy Prissy claims to be.

#TeamCount #CrassHumor #NotUsingYou #FindCountAnAnalLovingWoman #WeTeaseYouBecauseWeLIKEYou

Count Jerkula said...

LOL!

Chick don't necessarily have to be anal loving, but anal tolerating is a must.

Cocoa said...

She's out there somewhere, hiding, the little minx.

Count Jerkula said...

It is a tough one to find, Cocoa. Just crazy enough to be kinky, not crazy enough to make me crazy.

Dani said...

@Count for a moment I thought I may be your girl. Definitely on the kinky side & I love a twisted sense of humor as that describes mine as well. I just can't guarantee my brand of crazy wouldn't drive you crazy.

Count Jerkula said...

There is only one way to find out Dani.

How tall are you? How far from NJ?

Dani said...

5'8, OH

Count Jerkula said...

Age? Jeans size? Trimmed/Shaved/Natural?

You can answer these in an email if you like, just click on my profile.

Cocoa said...

See? There ya go! A Potential!!