Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Your Turn

Do you think Jennifer Aniston will get married again?

69 comments:

Simon said...

No

Sunshine said...

Yes.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'll add the third option of... why would I care?

Navymommy said...

No

Sherry said...

Let's all just leave one word answers:

No

Laninna said...

Not if she's smart. So, yes.

Sally McCoy said...

Only if Brangelina does

Tricia Shaw said...

Perhaps

Renoblondee said...

Maybe. Ha

Violet said...

Hold on, I'll just give her a quick call and ask her.

parissucksliterally said...

Who cares?
That woman has a great life. I will never understand the people who see her as pitiable or pathetic.

Runswithscissors said...

Nope

Simon said...

Enty should know you don't ask questions that allow one word answers

sandybrook said...

She will because she doesn't want to grow old alone.

Lady Heisenberg said...

+1 she's a healthy, hot woman with tons of money...

Froggy England said...

Magic eight ball says " outlook not so good" ....

CoBe said...

When are we going to get a "like" button option? Because, Laninna, that was good.

Harry Knuckles said...

Not to the hipster goof. Looks like she's finally getting smart about Thorax. Lately he's mostly in NYC and she's, I think, mostly in LA.

Jennifer needs to spend a little quality time with me. See what's available to her from the Grade A Prime side of the freezer, if you know what I mean.

Sugar said...

I'mma let this box say it for me

EvieShackles said...

No

Jessi said...

Oh Jennifer... I would like to say yes, but probably not. I'm pretty sure he used her. Not that he wasn't well known for producing and writing, but he didn't break out to household name until he started dating her. Career boost!!

Also, why would he change, he never married the woman before her, don't think he's going to change.

Lady Heisenberg said...

+1

Paint Chips said...

If George can get remarried, then I guess Jen could.

She has too much money to get married again. Maybe she'll end up like celeste holmes or martha raye and get remarried when she's really old to some creepy much younger guy.

Frosty said...

Magic 8 Ball says: Yes, but not Justin T. and later in life

s.breezy29 said...

@Sally McCoy I agree! She won't let them steal all the wedding thunder!

Ari said...

It's all about the money, so no

Count Jerkula said...

Not until she bottoms out.

At this point, she still wants a man beneath her, so she can have the control. If she has enough money, she will continue that track, until she is old and maybe marries a gay, to be her caretaker, like Martha Raye did. If she ever goes broke, she will try to marry a rich dude who never left the 90s. They are out there, look at the dudes payin Pam Anderson for sex.

hothotheat said...

I like Frosty's answer.

rajahcat said...

not for quite awhile

maybe over 50

Count Jerkula said...

Dang! Paint Chips bird dogged me on the Martha Raye reference.

urban chaos said...

If she's smart she won't bother. There's no need to. She can find a guy and happily co exist for years without the paper.

NaughtyNurse said...

If she does, she will get divorced again.

Bally said...

When she thinks it will do the most for her career (i.e., public persona), she will. Same thing with having kids.

bellaluna said...

No.

Snapdragon said...

IDGAF one way or the other.

Molls said...

No. She'll never get pregnant OR married.

Gayeld said...

I'm gonna go with Snapdragon's answer. It covers my thoughts on this important social issue perfectly:

>>IDGAF one way or the other<<

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AKM said...

Yup. I don't get all the "Poor Jen! No husband! No babies!" Hell, she seems smart, so my guess is that all of that's by design. Like me!

cocokate said...

no

__-__=__ said...

Only to the right guy, if at all. Don't think she will marry Justin. There are plenty of guys out there without having to marry. After all, she won't have to marry for money or breeding. She can marry for love. And that's rare, especially in HW.

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crila16 said...

If she doesn...it won't be for love, until she gets over the whole fame thing and stops care what other people think.

...and I agree with Sally. Jen will get married, directly after Ang and Brad get married, so she can steal away their thunder. It's almost like it's a showdown between them. It's the longest 2 engagements in Hollywood history.

Groggy said...

Gotta wonder what's up with her. Beautiful, rich, but unable to keep a man. She's been dumped so many times. Maybe there's just something about her that sends men heading to the exit once they get to know her. That said, I'd hit it, you know, in a very respectful and loving, caring, relationship building kind of way.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yeah, butterface?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Just would think it shouldn't be to Jason Theourrrrowup. Seems like a poser to me, with maybe one or two small successes, seems Giving it to Jen is getting him in good. I get the feeling they're both dragging their feet but for different reasons. Sigh. I hope she dumps him back at Club Wannabe where she found him.

MadLyb said...

She seems way too vanilla for the guy's she dates. Have you seen her house? I think there is one splash of color in the entire place. Brad Pitt is vanilla and not too bright, so it's easy to see why he was lured away by the "edgier" Angie. Justin won't last. He's too interesting.

sugarbread maker said...

justin is a leased piece. he has tried to run away many times and she just re$negotiates each time and keeps him around. and by around i mean he in nyc and she in la

Dingle Barry said...

If it ain't broke, don't fuck with it.

Krissie said...

I'm on the "She will get married right when Brad and Angelina get married" train.

As for people questioning why she's perceived as pathetic, it's because Jennifer tries her hardest to look pathetic. Don't ask me why; I guess she likes people feeling sorry for her. She has a great life yet she's always complaining about someone who wronged her (Brad, the tabloids, her mom, etc). I've never heard her say anything positive.

PotPourri said...

I hope not to that loser, whatever his name is. She's blown a lot of goodwill in Hollywood to nothing.

BitchieMitchie said...

Yes she will. It will last 2 years then end very badly. I don't think it will be to the creepy dude she dates now. It will be someone else and it will be whirlwind romance and a quick marriage the crash and burn...just a guess.

Renoblondee said...

I thought Justin had huge family money?

BeckyMae said...

Has anyone ever thought that....maybe she doesn't want to??

Cee Kay said...
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Cee Kay said...

For all her fame, looks, etc. (actually I can't think of anything else she's got), JA seems to lead a pretty empty life. I agree that she will marry if Brad and Angie do, because without attaching herself to them she's not terribly relevant. This, of course, is contingent on her actually finding someone who's finally willing to put a ring on it.

Huh. That came out a lot more bitchy than I intended. But I stand by it. :)

skippy said...

Who was she married to before? I've not heard ANYTHING about that...

The Enquirer said...

Oh Sally, only if Brangelina does. I LOVE that answer!

MovingOn said...

Agreed

Kloie said...

Meh.

Kate and Gemma said...

yes

Kate and Gemma said...

yes

Henriette said...

No, I always said she was pulling the Big O strategy of roping the public along with a wedding WAY in the future.

mcmama said...

+1 seven

Studio54 said...

No

Blue said...

As long as "poor Jen" works for her she won't. Engaged Jen happened because it got too obvious that every new boyfriend happens when a new movie needs publicity and every breakup happens when promotion is over.

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AKM said...

She's a famous person whom I'll never meet, so I'm not sure why I'm going to WK for her, but...the whole attaching-herself-to-Brad-and-Angie schtick and "poor Jen" crap isn't her fault, you know. That's from the tabloids. I mean, what's she supposed to do?