Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Your Turn

Your favorite reality star.

105 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't watch reality TV but if I was forced to choose, I'd pick either Bruce or KimK from February. The real reality ones, nope.

bellaluna said...

None of them!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

How dare you make us choose! You are a goddamn monster.

Bacon Ranch said...

Alton Brown

WareCat said...

Jeff Lewis.

VIPblonde said...

Katie Price, obvi

Lady Heisenberg said...

RuPaul

sandybrook said...

Absolutely none of them deserve my attention.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Who am I kidding Milania Guidice, the chicken nugget killa.

Gimme pizza you old troll!

Merlin D. Bear said...

Ru Paul

Violet said...

What is your definition of the word 'favourite'? And 'reality'? I mean I quite like some of the Mastetchef contestants. And, sadly as I think I've said, one of the Violet jrs thinks Abby Whatsit it the epitome of class.

Sugar said...

I'll see your Jeff Lewis, WareCat, and raise you a Fredrik! I do love Ryan though too.

Harlow17 said...

Love him!!!

Renoblondee said...

Well, I watch DWTS, The Bachelor, SYTYCD, and BB. I don't really have a favorite. I did love Ashley and JP on The Bachelorette though. I feel like it's asking for an ongoing reality star, and that I don't have.

GatorGirl said...

Momma June from Honey Boo Boo. She keeps it real with her multi meals. Plus it's funny when the hubby says Those are your people

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Andi Dorfman.

Steven O said...

Kenya. RHOA. She's in on the joke.

Jwill said...

Todd Chrisley

Ray Nicolet said...

Anyone from Southern Charm

Kat has left the building said...

Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Stockbridge Morgans

Gayeld said...

Snow White and Prince Charming.

Gayeld said...

+billionity. I actually READ his cookbooks, didn't just skip to the recipes.

WareCat said...

It was a tough decision, Sugar!
I almost put Fredrik but then decided to keep it old school.

Murphy said...

It used to be Khloe but she's been such a douche lately

Froggy England said...

I loved the osbournes, totally outrageous, the episode where kelly is showing her mum a breathalyser she has ( for travel or something) , it's first thing in the morning, and ozzy comes shuffling through, looks at it and tells her not to test it on him and both kelly and Sharon ask if he has been drinking already, it's like seven am, he's just up, and he just nods shamefully. The looks of incredulity on their faces as they stare at him open mouthed in silence is seriously inappropriately funny. :-))

WritergirlinLa said...

I <3 Alton. Yes, I'd say he's my fave too.

Melissa of Grand Island said...

I love all the Christleys especially the youngest son..he's a trip! What 7 year old asks his Mom to go to Hooters, that's funny!

Dena said...

I love The Little Couple and have a long-standing crush on Anthony Bourdain.

aemish said...

@Ray.. I second that emotion!

And I looove all the people on The People's Couch :D

From Million Dollar Listings I like Frederic in NY and Josh Flagg in LA

Jessi said...

Tim Gunn! Make it work!

aemish said...

Yep. Don't wanna leave out my beloved Jeff & Jenny <3

The Real Dragon said...

NEW YORK!

Froggy England said...

Ooh, I quite like millionaire matchmaker as well, not sure if that's reality or not, and can't remember the woman's name. Osbournes still trumps though, Agree with déna on Anthony bourdain,,,,

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Warecat, Sugar I expected more from both of you. Uhh ZOILA? Remember when she tried to poison Jeff?

"I didn't want to kill him, just take him out for a few days."

Unknown said...

A guilty pleasure, but I will admit: Khloe K and Lisa Vanderpump. Not to emulate them, but I enjoy watching the shows

aemish said...

Edith Flagg gets an honorable mention for doing things like using her full name on voicemails to Josh when she calls 25 times in a row; oh, and pulling lightbulbs out of her brassiere :p

aemish said...

I miss Kathy Griffin on the D List *sniffle

Sugar said...

ZOILA!. Love her too! But then I'd have to mention my love for Jenni, Gage and Andrew cause I love those tools too.

parissucksliterally said...

Hate the all. HATE the whole Reality GENRE. It has ruined our society!


*clutches pearls*

It is true, though.

Sugar said...

Me too. I loved that show and I adore her drunk mama. You watch that show about people watching tv on their couches? And it's good?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

The People's Couch is hilarious, sugar. They need to find a way to get Miss Lawrence on that.

Vera L- said...

Tim Gunn

Vera L- said...

I didn't think of Alton as "reality star" but I guess he is, so it's a tie. Alton or Tim.

Check Tha Stats said...

DRITA - MOB WIVES

Sugar said...

Huh. Never would have guessed that in a million and a half years. It's literally people watching tv and making comments about the shows they are watching? What if you don't watch the show they're watching? Is it still funny?

aemish said...

People's Couch is a STAPLE! I think episode two had Tarzina in it which I was totally stoked about thinking they'd be regulars, but they never made another appearance :(

Loved Tina & Tarz on Newlyweds: The First Year

Ray Nicolet said...

They did GOT one week and I was dying!

Liz L said...

Jen Arnold and Bill Klein.

Brian said...

"reality star"

No such thing. There are stars that are on reality shows (ie: Gene Simmons), but if you are on reality television alone, you are not a "star" regardless of your level of notoriety.

aemish said...

@Ray LOL that one was hilarious

@Sugar.. they are watching the same upcoming episodes on shows we're all already watching, so it's almost like we get a bonus sneak peek through their banter.. it's great!

Rob Horine said...

Gene Rayburn

Evil Kumquat said...

Which ones are dead?

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

I got a soft spot for Captain "Wild Bill" on Deadliest Catch, in addition to Alton Brown.

aemish said...

You just reminded me.. I can't wait for them to bring back Below Decks :D

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You stop that aemish! Unless we are putting Souther Charm and Patti Stanger in that same boat and push them all out to the sea, never to return.

missy prissy said...

Fuck they stole my idea! I wanted to invent this show! I'M hilarious to watch tv with

yodelay said...

Alyssa Edwards (contestant) Host - RuPaul

missy prissy said...

Maybe I can still pitch a canadian version. Tv can be very different up here, what with the canadian content rules that ensure weird, obscure and esoteric shows stay on the air. Anyone for a peoples couch on Ready or Not? I know I don't need to tell you all what that show is

Just Another HR Lady said...

The last time I watched reality tv, Richard Hatch was on the first Survivor. That was the first and last of unscripted reality tv. So I'll say Richard Hatch.

JSierra said...

Snook Snook, DJ Pauly D, New York, Flava Flave, Taystee (sp), shoot everyone from flavor of love!

Milania (NJ), Rosie (NJ), Sonja (NYC), Richie (NJ), Velvet (RIP :/).

Topper Madison said...

Tim Gunn. Bret Michaels. The upholstering lady on that Garage Monkey show.

Topper Madison said...

Found her! Sue: http://www.thehogring.com/2013/03/07/sue-from-fast-n-loud-gives-a-tour-of-her-shop/

Lyrics Ann Chords said...

BIG Ang

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Sherry said...

I know it's been said further up the comments I shall also add: NOT ANY FUCKING ONE OF THEM. Please stop posting stories about them as though they were celebs. They ain't..Brian I agree and Parissucks I love you. Whoever said the dead one...Touche pusscycat!

BitchieMitchie said...

I love them all as well! Including Frederick, but I HATE WAXY FACED RYAN!

Seachica said...

The HBIC, New York.
Jonathan Penner from Survivor
Kaysar from BB. Bless his naive heart
Bret Michaels in the rock of love days

JSierra said...

I love some reality TV but I agree that they aren't stars and Enty doesn't to constantly post about them. They're enough of a trip on the shows, I want some real celeb juice.

Dingle Barry said...

Oh, you all are so great to remind me of the truly worthy reality folks that are out there that are terrific!

1. Tim Gunn (LOVE!!)

2. The Arnolds and their adorable kids

3. The Chrisley Family - flipping hilarious!

4. The People's Couch - I want to watch TV with them.

5. The Little family, but not so much the parent's as the kids. The kids are growing up to be some great young people. Jury is still out on that bratty youngest one, seems like he's starting to be less obnoxious.

6. Vanilla Ice on The Vanilla Ice Project - it's nice to
see someone that was once a rapper get his hands dirty and use life skills like hard work and sweat to earn a good living for his family.

celebratity said...

Yes forever yes

Sincerely,Your Friend said...
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MovingOn said...

Tim Gunn, Chelsie (SYTYCD & DWTS) and Snooks.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Can I get on ur train?Hellllooowwwww, Jeff Lewis co can I help uuuuu? (Said in monotone voice.
But also like Todd Cissley.
Oh, and Jase. Oh dam. And Si. Quack quack.

MovingOn said...

I haven't even heard of People's Couch but it sounds like a modern version of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I loved that show.

derek harvey said...

Miss Laurence (Real Housewives of ATL) or Tiffany "New York" Pollard

Susan said...

The People's Couch? OMG. People watch that? Is it good? LOL.

Big Ang is entertaining. I dropped Mob Wives, though. Honestly, I liked Carla. (Ducking).

Tim Gunn, obvi, but is he really a reality star? I guess so. It just feels wrong to lump him in a category with The Situation, if you know what I mean.

I found Jessica Simpson pretty endearing on her show back in the day.

Jenny and Jeff Lewis seem like people I would tolerate in real life.

The Kim that owns Posche seems fascinating, in a cringe-worthy kinda way. My closet is bigger than her store. But that bitch must have dirt on the entire northern part of Jersey and for that she has my gossip-whore respect.

Susan said...

I liked the broads on Jerseylicious but that show vanished into oblivion when Style turned into Esquire. I guess that isn't really a bad thing.

car54 said...

I watch a lot of reality shows, but I'd have to go with Jeff Lewis. I'll watch any show he's on.

aemish said...
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auntliddy said...

Chiming in with a big fat no one too.

aemish said...

People's Couch rules!!

sample for choo

Pen-a-lope said...

Alton Brown is my foodie crush. I could care less about the other reality stars.

Folly said...

Chumlee

Sherry said...

Okay I confess to being in love with Anthony Bourdain.

Susan said...

I'm in love with Anthony Bourdain, too. But is he a reality TV star? I need a definition! I consider him an author, a foodie cranky pants who creates awesome TV shows, and just a guy I would totally booze with.

nurysp said...

ozzy will forever be my fav reality star
he was perfect

yes i know hes a big time bat eating rck and roll star BUT ozzy osborne was the best when he was stumbling around

Robert said...

Personally, I think the world would be a far better place if all so-called "reality stars" were euthanized.

aemish said...

I second that emotion @Susan... Anthony Bourdain isn't a reality star [to me] because there are no dynamics between him and any other cast mates.. it's simply him traveling and hosting a food and/or travel related activity

Count Jerkula said...

I don't have a fave star, but my fave reality moment was Amber Smith, on the floor in a sexy dress, gagging herself while going through withdrawals. Soooo hot.

Wendy Wilshire said...

Todd Chrisley :)

Paint Chips said...

Project Runway's Chris March was so much fun. Or my daughter, she's great too.

Shocky said...

Nikki Grahame from UK Big Brother. I liked Jade Goody too :(

PugsterMom said...

I don't watch reality tv. Besides the talent competitions, it is all garbage and its stars are the lowest common denominator our country has to offer. I was a friend's house last week and watched a few minutes of one of those real housewives shows (new York) and omg how can anyone watch this crap or care about these awful people?

derek harvey said...

@Count---I remember her! She was the model on celeb rehab that used her vogue cover to help get her more johns...Her mom was a BITCH

LowKey said...

Giggy Vanderpump.

BeckyMae said...

Mama Ru!

Count Jerkula said...

@Derek: Yep. She really didn't have a chance with that as a mom. I aint sayin it is right her dad split, but I can understand why he did.

liliesrnice said...

Michelle Chamuel

Cee Kay said...

I'm happy to say I don't watch any of them, so I can't form an opinion. I only know that Kardashians are annoying because everyone else says so, and I like it that way!

Studio54 said...

Judge Judy.

Countess Eden said...

Real People of CDAN

The Enquirer said...

Maria Menounous, although I bet her show won't come back for a 2nd season.

Jerry said...

The very first reality star back in 1970, Lance Loud. Look it up - it's worthwhile.

Laura taylor said...

My 15 year old daughter

TLP said...

No such animal exists. Don't watch reality.