Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Blind Item #10

This aging former A+ list mostly television actress who was one of the most iconic figures in television history for her role now provides companionship to men of her age who want a night with their former fantasy. No matter how much you pay though she won't dress up in the outfit that made her famous.

102 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Linda from Dynasty.

derek harvey said...

Wonder woman

Snootches said...

Wonder Woman

Riven said...
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Snootches said...

Dammit Derek!

Cleodacat said...

Oh wait, wait I dream of Jeannie.

sandybrook said...

Barbara Eden

sandybrook said...

Jinx cleo shes in her 70s but still looks decent for her age

ItsCourtneyD said...

Wonder Woman. Isn't that a symbol of horned to most guys?

ItsCourtneyD said...

Well hell. Hotness, not horned. But it fits. Go with it.

sugarbread maker said...

Pamela Anderson or Barbara eden

rajahcat said...

that might be a tie

I suggest a tie breaker...

Cat Slave said...

Pammy and her red bikini...

Violet said...

Lt Uruhu (?) from Star Trek. I am no Trekkie.

MontanaMarriott said...

Lynda is happily married and tours so I will go with Barbara Eden

Seven of Eleven said...

I immediately thought Wonder Woman for the "iconic" and "history" - but Lynda Carter is married to Robert Altman.

Cleodacat said...

Just got done googling, 82

derek harvey said...

isn't Robert Altman dead?

PghGirl said...

Hot Lips from M*A*S*H

MontanaMarriott said...

Did the Bionic woman have a costume the Tennis outfit perhaps?

Riven said...

Shit I didn't realize she died like yesterday. Apologies to the friendliest lady on tv, normally I'm not that troll-y. But she was legitimately my first thought when I got to the part about the outfit.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Tina Louise "Ginger" White Dress

Cocoa said...

Dammit! Not Jeannie!

MontanaMarriott said...

CATHERINE BACH, Daisy Duke, Dukes of Hazzards

Seven of Eleven said...

@Derek, different Robert Altman. This one is a lawyer.

Karen said...

Catherine Bach, Daisy Duke?

Karen said...

DAMN IT, MONTANA! :)

derek harvey said...

@Seven oh haha kk

NJ FireFighter said...

I don't want this to be Jeannie, but are any of the others mentioned A+ list and iconic?

tennis peach said...

I was going to say Wonder Woman too (Lynda Carter) but she is still married to Robert Altman. Either Cat Woman or Jeanie.

Seven of Eleven said...

TBF, it's a pretty iconic name.

(see what I did there? :b )

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Marlo Thomas, That Girl.

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Hot Lips put the move on me about 20 years ago.
I'm female.

Allison said...

Angie Dickinson, Police Woman.

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm really leaning towards Lynda Carter. Barbara Eden has 20 years on her. That does it for my personal "outfit that made her famous" list.

I *am* an Original Series trekkie and follow Nichelle Nichols on FB. She's a church lady and looks every bit of her 81 years.

"Iconic", "history" & "men of her age" makes me think we are not talking about 45 year old men.

How about Sally Field & The Flying Nun?

Jessi said...

Charo!!!! (is she still alive?)

Kno Won Uno said...

Charo's still alive and a very talented musician.

E=MC Hammer said...

Diana Rigg, The Avengers, cat suit

MISCH said...

Barbara Eden…Jeanie

Kno Won Uno said...

Look at Barbara Eden's recent photos. She'd have to wear that stupid face veil.

Simon said...

I think pammy and her bathing suit. Jeanie's too old and Wonder Woman married. Isn't Pam known for dating for dollars?

Kno Won Uno said...

http://pdxretro.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BarbaraEden-now1.jpg

Kno Won Uno said...

Pam is also married

Haywood Jablomee said...

I think it is Roger Altman, not Robert. Very WEALTHY DUDE.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Lynda Carter's been pretty loud and public about being a very conservative Christian -- she's talked about being ashamed of her nude scene with Marjoe Gortner in Bobbi Jo and the Outlaw and hating that men seek it out for prurient purposes -- so I'm going to rule her out.

My first thought hitting the "outfit that made her famous" was Barbara Eden as Jeannie, which would make me terribly sad, so I'm choosing not to believe that. Same for the later suggestion of "Catwoman" from Batman, if you're talking about Julie Newmar. (There was also Eartha Kitt, who I believe is no longer among the living, and Lee Merriwether, whose status I don't know.)

I don't know who that would leave.

Frosty said...

Lucy Lawless, Xena Warrior Princess

Kno Won Uno said...

If we're actually going back far enough that the age of the men has to be noted, I can't think of anyone who's not been mentioned, @Jonathan Andrew Sheen.

Seven of Eleven said...

Pammy is married to that sleazeball.

Holy wow, @Kno, that picture reminded me of THIS!

Kno Won Uno said...

LOL @7!
How about really old *blind* men?

Aeol said...

What's the point of sleeping with any of them if they won't wear the costume?!?!

Erin B said...

If you're going to ho it up for money, why not make more by putting on a particular outfit? Maybe it is something that wouldn't be flattering for an older dame. If that's the case, maybe Jeannie?

OtherBeth said...

Polly "Kiss my grits" Holliday.
Iconic waitress uniform

or

Mary Tyler Moore
"Oh Rob"
Tight capri pants

Seven of Eleven said...

@Haywood, it's Robert A. Altman, a lawyer with some shady background.

Roger Altman was Deputy Secty of the Treasury under Clinton.

e.non said...

unlikely to be lynda carter; she's married to a bigtime power broker robert altman in wdc.

Riven said...

@Frosty I thought so too but I confirmed per the internet that she is the only person to ever portray Xena. She is Xena, like Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.

Kno Won Uno said...

MTM is practically blind and requires an attendant.
Polly Holliday's a possibility, especially in that she's still alive & ambulatory. That's the sum total of my Polly Holliday knowledge.

Froggy England said...

Oh c'mon,,,,Carrie fisher,,,,Princess Leia,...

Zoe Cialite said...

Deidre Hall (Electra Woman) or Judy Strangis (Dyna Girl).

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Oh yeah, it's Dina Girl.



??????

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Of course, I mean Dyna.

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Shirley Booth, 'Hazel'?
(Does it matter if she's dead?)

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Charo is not only still alive,
she's only 37!

Frosty said...

Lt. Ohura!

fancyscreenname said...

Polly Holiday (Flo)?

...in her waitress uniform from Alice?

Renoblondee said...

I hope this one is revealed.

Sherry said...

Gotta be Barbara Eden. She has made it known that everyone still wants to see her in the Jeannie outfit. AND she does still look good. Doubt she's tricking maybe just grieving them the treat of being with her.

Cocoa said...

(I'm just ticked that I wasn't here fast enough to guess her first!)

Topper Madison said...

I guess I'm the only one here who read it as Pinky Tuscadero.

Froggy England said...

Barbara Eden is 82 years old for chrissakes, this blind says she spends the night with men her age. I sincerely hope it's not her, hooking at 82 doesn't bear thinking about. I'm still with Carrie fisher, her resume is mainly tv, she's divorced and she has known problems. Princess Leia was a big fantasy for many men, and she won't wear the costume again. I really hope Barbara Eden is not hooking at 82.

Count Jerkula said...

Daisy Duke or Xena.

No one dreams an 80y/o Jeanie in her outfit.

Count Jerkula said...

@Topper: I would bet there aint no way Pinky or Leather could squeeze into them leather jumpsuits nowadays.

Froggy England said...

Also, Barbara Eden does wear the outfit, quite happily, she was last pictured wearing it four years ago when she was 78.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2331073/Barbara-Eden-78-I-Dream-Jeannie-crop-harem-pantaloons.html

nancer said...

carrie fisher was never mostly tv, and she really didn't do that much in movies either. don't think this is her, and it just doesn't sound like her. she has tons of friends.

i would've said locklear until the outfit part. it's not lynda carter either. she's rich and married.

lucy lawless was a thought but A+? i don't think so.

Lula Surber said...

Heather Locklear was on TJ. Hooker so it could be her cop uniform.

Angela said...

Catherine Bach.

Peggy Too said...

+1
Her for sure!!

Cocoa said...

Except maybe an 80 year old dude!

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Jamie Farr.
M*A*S*H

Simon said...

I revise! I agree with Catherine Bach. Geez, some of the guesses here are women ready for retirement homes...

Cocoa said...

She "provides companionship", not necessarily swinging from the chandelier.

Seabee said...

Linda Carter is married to a Washington, DC millionaire and power broker. Definetely not her.

Jon said...

I agree with the Catherine Bach guess.

NYer said...

gotta like the sally field guess by noonyouknow; the outfit being the nun's habit from flying nun.

NYer said...

gotta like the sally field guess by noonyouknow; the outfit being the nun's habit from flying nun.

PV Siren said...

Barbara Eden is currently playing in a dinner theater in Jacksonville, FL called the Alhambra. I saw her name on the marquis just today, I certainly hope its not her!

Sillygurl said...

I.love.you. lolllll

MadLyb said...

Lynda Carter is not really aging, so not her. I like the Barbara Eden guess, "Master" and all.

VeeBee said...

I think I recall something about Catherine Bach doing meth. If that's true then I can definitely believe this blind is about her.

sugarbread maker said...

catherine bach and her daisy dukes play chelsea's mom now on young and restless. no one has mentioned that yet but i watch every day for 24 years now

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Mimi from the Drew Cary Show

Chris J said...

Dawn Wells, Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island.

Zoe Cialite said...

How about JoAnna Cameron (The Secrets of Isis), Lindsay Wagner (The Bionic Woman) or Morgan Fairchild (Flamingo Road)?

Iwinjen said...

Details, please.

Iwinjen said...

I pass that sign every day! Hey, neighbor!

Sunny said...

@seven
But where does Eric Holder fit into all this?

Hammer_Girl said...

Well, well, throw me in the 904 club too

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sunny

KittensRUs said...

I think Lawless is it. I just don't think there's that much of a market for 70 or 80 year old women, no matter how famous they once were.

Zilla3 said...

Barbara Eden has been married for years to Jon Eicholz. She had a bestselling book last year. I seriously doubt this is her.

Other iconic TV women with famous outfits: Julie Newmar (Catwoman), Angie Dickinson (Police Woman), and I doubt it's either of them either.

Dingle Barry said...

Def not Milton Berle in drag. Honestly, I got nothin.

sarah.estell said...

Barbara Eden

mamabot said...

How is it that nobody guessed Bo Derek? Did I skim too fast and miss her name?