Thursday, June 19, 2014

Blind Item #1

This A- list singer is secretly engaged, and is hoping to get secretly married. What she probably doesn't know is that her boyfriend has a secret too, and it is the woman he met while our singer was out of town for an extended period. The two continue to hook up whenever the singer is busy.

56 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Lady Gaga!

sandybrook said...

Im going with Selena and Biebs

Violet said...

Adele is as good a guess as I can give.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think he has his hands full with all the bebehs, sandy

Hammer_Girl said...

It says woman TTM!

sandybrook said...

TTM I have annointed you Queen Mother of CDaN if you choose to take the position because we all defer to you and hold you in the highest regard.

shelly said...

Idk Lady Gaga is a Fame whore. Her wedding would be a huge production.
I'd say Lorde, but she's 17.

FrenchGirl said...

@Violet
Remember the revealed blind on Adele's boyfriend ...he's yet married according to Enty

TalksTooMuch said...

I haven't had coffee yet, Hammer, I stared at that for a full minute!

TalksTooMuch said...

Allegedly

Sprink said...

Secret engagements, what century is this? Are they planning to escape to Gretna Green or something?

Hammer_Girl said...

Get that caffeine infusion going. My kuereg is on OT.

AJ said...

I'd laugh if this is Taylor Swift.

shelly said...

Maybe it's someone older? Cher? Aretha? Someone who is quiet about their personal life?

AJ said...

@Shelly
That kinda makes sense why it would be a secret. Lords is only 17 like you said.

shelly said...

@sprink- hilarious!

AJ said...

Shelly I adore your AVI !!!

Hammer_Girl said...

I don't know why but Beiber reminds me of the Ken doll from the Toy Story movies. Is it because he's a douche, has no balls, I need to Sherlock this out.

wanton said...

Speak for yourself bitch.

shelly said...

@AJ. True that. Plus 17 year olds are stupid like that. I think I had a "secret engagement" at 16 or something.

auntliddy said...

Oh, this is creepy. I hope someonw tells her so she can breakno

shelly said...

Thanks, AJ! And congratulations!!

Ray Nicolet said...

Sandy, for once, I agree with you.

Henriette said...

If this were Swifty Taylor, it would be plastered all over the news.

sandybrook said...

:O

AJ said...

TY :-) At least in my AVI I can wear my dress forever ! LOL.

TalksTooMuch said...

Working on it, guuurl!

TalksTooMuch said...

Well,of course that would happen

crila16 said...

I'm going with Gaga.

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OneEyeCharlie said...

The predictability of response is almost pathetic.

Hammer_Girl said...

Who ordered Chinese? I said I wanted pizza dammit!!!

Alita said...

And she's be telling us, through the medium of song!

@Henriette

Sprink said...

@Shelly, your Lorde guess is interesting.

And thank you. All that reading of romance novels during my extreme youth finally pays off with a punchline.

wanton said...

Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke!

The Real Dragon said...

Nah Gaya will make it pop art events if she's engage

Its just U said...

@Sprink that was funny. My friend ran off to Gretna Green for a 'secret' wedding. 15 years later and still going strong.
Can I ask what part of the world you're in? Ya use phrases that sound familiar to me.

TalksTooMuch said...

Finally got some! But am out of half and half! Rackafrackarackafracka

Essie said...

Lana Del Rey is secretly engaged isn't she?

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Oh god. I thought they left.

TalksTooMuch said...

I was thinking, sandy. Queen Mother sounds so old and un-Charles Barkley-ish (and you know he is my spirit animal. Him and Bianca del Rio), so how about I be The Duchess of York? A redhead who is always all drunk, man crazy,has poor impulse control and who frequently exercises poor judgement? Fergie Fergie FTW!

Jessica Larson said...

Missy is my guess (the product known as Lana Del Rey). She is the type to get secretly married, then sell the pics to US or People.

Gaga would make a massive announcement if she were engaged & try to get a prime time special for the wedding.

sugarbread maker said...

Riri and anyone? ?

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I could get behind that. So to speak...

rolotomassi said...

lana del ray just told Mirror(?) reporter that she really wanted to die..reporter sd 'don't say that' & she was like 'I mean it though..' etc. weird interview

sandybrook said...

Ok TTM you can be a duchess but I did want your title to be ahead of king, queen,prince and princess.

Sprink said...

@ItsJustU--Half French, half American (specialising in the South, the mid-West and the Rocky Mountain region), been living in England for quite some time.

My 'phraseology' is a all over the map, literally.

TalksTooMuch said...

And I heart you for it, sandy

PJ said...

Oooh. Good one! I wouldn't have guessed her but now that you have, I agree.

PJ said...

One thing though: Wouldn't Adele be A+ maybe even A++ not A-?

califblondy said...

There's a Gretna Green wedding chapel in Yuma, Arizona too. Probably not as nice though?

Its just U said...

@Sprink, I knew there was some European and British in there somewhere.
Nice to get to know you.

Sprink said...

And you, Its just U. Am I right in remembering you're in NI? Turalurah and Danny Boy and all that, och. x

Sophia said...

Katy Perry

MadLyb said...

JLo and her bodyguard?

Alita said...

Will there be toe sucking?