Sunday, June 22, 2014

Blind Item #1

This foreign born B list singer was late to the stage yesterday because she already found a new producer and songwriter who she was having sex with. She will do anything for tracks.

60 comments:

Violet said...

Rita

TalksTooMuch said...

Joss stone!

ladybaus said...

Whora

Violet said...

Or Lily. Take your pick of the skanky Brit singers.

ladybaus said...

Anyone seen the episode of MTV Cribs at Joss Stones house in the English country? Everything she owned was broken---her tv her stereo her micro her car etc. It was kinda funny

Riven said...

My moms guess us Shakira. She said Sharika first so take that with a grain of salt..

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, think I flashed back to Perez in 2005

ladybaus said...

Lily annoys me to no end. I like a few of her songs but she is like Lindsay but with a kid! She also comes from major privilege and certainly acts the part...

Kelly said...

Is Rita foreign born?

Vroo said...

TTM,
she was always known as Joss stick in our house

ladybaus said...

yeah Rita is English I believe

Unknown said...

Rita. Do what you need to do girl!

TalksTooMuch said...

Lol, as in sticks and, Vroo?

Tricia13 said...

Ellie goulding

Steampunk Jazz said...

If it is Rita, I would think she would be able to *uck and*uck and be ready to hit the stage with a hip shake and a lip swipe. Practice would have perfected, is all I'm saying...

Tricia13 said...

Rita only live gig is in LA in augury.
She's not currently performin

TalksTooMuch said...

Just one more week of 14 Blinds a day before reveals day, right?

Also, I keep meaning to say, Hammer or Riven, you guys were asking about Harry Knuckles, from what I remember, he tended to not be around during Reader Photo time

ladybaus said...

@Tric---I don't think she ever performs. All she does is walk every red carpet known to man in every city in every country. I don't even know how she has time to fuck all these men and women...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Did Calvin dump her a$$

Violet said...

Ooh. Mysterious. In what way I couldn't say. But that's mysterious all the same.

TalksTooMuch said...

Steamy I TOTALLY read that as "tuck" and "tuck" and was legit trying to figure out what she would be tucking, and then I veered off into wondering if you were implying some kind of transgender situation. ..more coffee!

ladybaus said...

@Oriv--yeah apparently she cheated on him with the Biebs!!!! lol

Riven said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

Well I remember because last time it was before all the Hollywood Dime stuff and any reader photo with cleavage was supposed to be for him, blah blah, but he never showed to comment

Vroo said...

Joss sticks are incense sticks, only burned in a teenagers room if smoking jazz cigarettes! (Realises that this doesn't seem quite so funny written down, leaves conversation...) 😉

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Derek you are lying!!! Biebs??!!

Haha what an idiot. I mean does he have a big one or something bc what is the appeal?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Umm, I still burn incense.

ladybaus said...

@Oriv---I seriously doubt THAT lol
he has lots of money though...for now...

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, I think I've heard that! She's weed cover in your home! And I love the term jazz cigarettes, may I use it?

Unknown said...

@orvilla I doubt he has much going on down there and he probably can't even keep it up with all the steroids and drugs he's doing.

Tricia13 said...

@ Derek..yes.
Ellie currently on tour

Vroo said...

Haha @oriv if I did that here people would get wrong idea!
TTM ,it's a great name isn't it 😊

Tricia13 said...

Actually she's in rehearsals for her tour which kicks off in UK next week

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, :D.
Should I use a different thing other then asterisk?
Maybe__ or ¿?...hmmm

Steampunk Jazz said...

Tricia, is that you in your avi?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Yeah, I bet he is truly selfish in the sack.

Vroo I might have to borrow jazz cigs too!

TalksTooMuch said...

No, Steamy I think it's just me! No matter what Violet tells you, I am not the symbol police (I was trying to help! ) just do yo thang, Steams!

Tricia13 said...

@steam..huh??

Sherry said...

So the producer just HAD to do her before a show? Come on! Stretching the bounds of credibility here.

dee said...

Could be any of them but seems to suggest the Albanian-born Brit Rita Ora.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Sherry, maybe she was sealing the deal.
Perhaps she was late due to 'throat stretching' exercises...; )

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Tricia, huh? asteric confuse you too? ; D

Christopher Cruz said...

Londoner with Bulgarian parents :)

Christopher Cruz said...

Sorry, Albanian- shame on me!!!

Unknown said...

@Vroo - I'm totally going to use "jazz cigarettes" as a euphemism for weed from now on. ;)

I also thought Joss Stone, but yeah it's not the mid 2000s anymore. I did like her on the Tudors though

Rita Whora for the win

Tricia13 said...

@steam...no, the Avi reference confused me?

Lady Heisenberg said...
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Lady Heisenberg said...

Wheeee! Give Mickey a huge HeisenHug & have fun!!!

auntliddy said...

Good am/ pm to you all!!!! Hubby trying on clothes for trip. Hilarity ensues!

sandybrook said...

Tricia steamy is asking if that is you and your baby in the picture we see all the way on the right of the comment area?

Claudea said...

+1! (Btw, 2005 was a good year for online gossip! The year I got addicted to dlisted, laineygossip and other blogs (and at the time perez, but I've quit that boat a loooong time ago)...

Tricia13 said...

@derek and steamy..yes it's my lil lass,Tessa
Sorry sooo technically challenged:((

Tricia13 said...

Also..just realized Summertime festival@wembley arena was yesterday, where Ora, goulding both performed.rita is such an obvy guess....I think ellie FTW..it's those shy quiet ones....hmm

TalksTooMuch said...

It was Claudea! He was still drawing on the doodle penii at that point and outing everyone he could. It's funny looking back, I never even knew there was a comment section! Or that it could be fun!

bellaluna said...

Go on Splash Mountain for me!

bellaluna said...

I'm laughing with you from the mental pictures I got.

rolotomassi said...

I TOTALLY LIKE JOSS STONE!!! at least she actually sings &writes & plays 3 instruments..She went thru that horrible stalker situation where they plotted to cut off her head...for real-no wonder she left celebrity life...this is NOT JOSS!!!!!

Mark B said...

Lily Allen and Rita Ora would both fit. Is Joss Stone even still B List now?

I'd say Avril Lavigne if reveals hasn't put her as A-List.

hothotheat said...

Ellie Goulding is dating the bass player from McFly who does not produce and only contributes to songs for McFly.

I can't believe I know this.

Sprink said...

Actually, it's on the left if you're using a mobile.

Please join me at the next Pedants Anonymous meeting...

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