Friday, June 20, 2014

Blind Item #2

This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C list waste of space has spent about $50000 in the past four days shopping at Harrods and she was not using her own credit card. The guy she is seeing must be a complete idiot. She must do something no other person on earth will do for the guy.

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  1. Huh. Now that begs the question of what it could be. A rusty trombone / angry pirate followed by A2A? The mind . boggles

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    1. Maybe they play Boggle? Who doesn't like a good word game?

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    2. Do I Dare look up those terms on Urban Dictionary?

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    3. Hey Charlie. Maybe. I kick butt at WWF... Just sayin'...

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    4. You don't say? I happen to be particularly terrible at WWF but I always dig losing to new people!

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    5. Ohhh.... My kind of opponent. I can email you my WWF name if you want to play…

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    6. Okay, TNC, but I feel I must warn you, I really do suck at WWF. And not in a winky face way. Well, okay never mind. Email away

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  2. Her style has been horrid lately...

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  3. Blowhan's shopping @ Harrods.

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  4. What's she doing to him? Is he that repulsive? The mind boggles.

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  5. Violet, did you see mine frist, or are we sharing a brain today?

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  6. Mind boggled twins TTM.

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  7. She let's them bareback and beat her from what I hear.

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  8. Isn't he some middle eastern billionaire type dude though? 50k is just a drop in the ocean then,

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  9. I think 'complete idiot' is an understatement.

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  11. Go get that oil money, Lilo.

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  12. How does Harrods verify that the Hooker De Juor is authorized to use the John's card?

    And when he's done with her is Harrods called as soon as the door closes behind her before she can hotfoot back for a few more gifts hoping there's some grey area before the next Ho gives him a go?

    My friend wants to know.

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    1. The F&F franchise has her at least at B+.

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  14. Her Playboy money is long snorted up.

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    1. Hi Gweeds. Better day I hope? Didja read all my singing?

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  16. BlowHan - The Human Port-A-Potty.

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    1. Close Wen - I'd say blumpkin queen.

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  17. LiLo in London. She must be able to Rosebud or other such specialities. Folks pay good money for that.

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    1. IJU. I just read about rosebudding today. I was a little bit shocked (well i actually almost threw up my lunch).

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  18. Barely Manienuff tunes... your so... er.... You!

    Better so far. A friend is coming over tonight with her lasagna so I have two things to look forward to. She's threatening me with a viewing of Lutz Nutz in HERCULES. (If she does, I will counter with THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE.)

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    1. Woo hoo! Also look in Blind Item 6 yesterday again, silly. Glad your day is better, fella!

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  19. How do I meet some of these men who will spend that kind of cash for my companionship on a temporary basis? Seriously, it makes me rethink the whole middle management/retire in 20 years thing.

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  20. Harvey Nicks is so much better than Harrods

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  21. Of course it's written to be Lohag. Not looking up rosebudding..I can just imagine.

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  22. Sherry - let me tell you this, no, you ca't imagine. Honestly.

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  23. I need a new gig. I'd love to spend that kind of money just casually shopping

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  24. I'm sure, for a particular sort of fellow, boning her up the ass while watching her in "The Parent Trap" or "Freaky Friday" could be quite thrilling.

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  26. Ho Lohan Living the HoHo-High Life.
    Wait till he ditches her for one of her ho sisters Miranda Kerr / Ho Hilton.

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  27. Oh, my eyes! Why did I click the video link. Twice...(well the first was all about keeping by plants in check)

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  28. Hookie Lohan
    Must be a subtle hint that the guy is Middle Eastern as the supposedly prefer anal with their hookers

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  29. Ooh my, I have learned too much today

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  30. geez i love my clothes but there's more to life than shopping. what a waste of existence

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  31. I'll take Tossed Salads for $50k, Alex.

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  32. I know this is Lindsey but the idea is revolting. Now in her youth, hell yes.

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