Saturday, June 21, 2014

Blind Item #6

This A list reality star has cut herself off from the booze and drugs the past week and it is because she is late and thinks she is pregnant. I guess miracles do happen.

49 comments:

derek harvey said...

khloe

Gossip-Monster said...

Not another Khloe/FM blind??

Violet said...

Dear reality star. There are these things you can buy from the chemist called a pregnancy test. Hth. Love Violet.

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 French Montana? You got her for 18 years?

OneEyeCharlie said...

I was late many times because of booze. I never thought I was pregnant though? Ohhhhhh, wait.

Steampunk Jazz said...

You just got lucky, Charlie.

Count Jerkula said...
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Count Jerkula said...

ezus Fugazi Enty, could you use better wording. I was starting to chub up at "This A list reality star has cut herself" then it was a swift plummet after that. Complete boner swerve in this piece.

#UnhappyReader

Please make amends in the next few days by posting a tale of a hot cutter engaging in risky, possibly abusive, sexual behavior. Thank you.

derek harvey said...

what is the miracle anyways? That someone was willing to do her? Ugly sasquatch looking attention whore. I actually like Kim better than her if I was forced to choose.

jane3113 said...

I think miracle because she could never get pregnant with 'Lam Lam'

derek harvey said...

@jane--loll---I guess crack lowers the sperm count....

Renoblondee said...

Yeah, she's tried for a long time.

Violet said...

Count. You've been quiet lately. I've missed your 'interesting' thoughts.

Sicilysclover said...

I thought she said she chose NOT to get pregnant by Lamar because of his drug issues and just told everyone they were "trying" while she was actually on birth control.

rolotomassi said...

poor Irish Missouri or whateva his Fake name is...

auntliddy said...

Yeah, this wld be a great time for her yo have a baby. Not yet divotced, random lifestyle, boyfriend who screws around-great idea. Well i guess she sees motherhoid didnt affect kims life any, lol. (I will say koutney always with kids, seems like caring mom. )

Seven of Eleven said...

Spanish Idaho!

Steampunk Jazz said...

rolotomassi
Bwahahaha!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Portugese Kansas. Morning gang

Seven of Eleven said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

Morning Gweeds!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Private Idaho. Morning, ocular deficient amigo

Gossip-Monster said...

Dutch Wyoming. I love this!

Sillygurl said...

This is the best.

QueenAnne Guido said...

One good eye, nine good toes... who doesn't want to get with this!

TalksTooMuch said...

Swedish Meatball! Oh wait

TalksTooMuch said...

How was the lasagna?? Any good HOTTIE / NOTTIE action?

QueenAnne Guido said...

Even with one you can tell a bad movie is a baaaaaaaad movie. You just wanted to put toilet paper on it to see if it could finally be flushed.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Charlie I was given a red whit and blue eye patch for the fourth. Does this mean I'm ready to light fireworks?

Freya said...

Is she not going to the drug store to buy a test because when her assigned pap takes a photo, it will overshadow Kim the newlywed? Hell, the anxiety of me not knowing would cause me to drink.

Sherry said...

Oh the country state pairings in my head. Not sure I can beat Portugese Kansas.

OneEyeCharlie said...

It does indeed, Guido! You should take it to the next level, and upgrade to a cannon. I have a quarter scale garrison cannon that the neighbors (and their dogs) just love to hear on the Fourth.

QueenAnne Guido said...

I was schooled on the difference between day wear and evening wear when it came to the three different eye patches. The gem encrusted one is only to be worn after six pm.

So ma.y rules.

QueenAnne Guido said...

What piracy! A CANNON. ARGH!

QueenAnne Guido said...
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QueenAnne Guido said...

Sherry, I believe in you. Go for it.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Yes. And no linen or white patches after Labor Day. Trying to save you from serious fashion faux pas. It's a bitch being beautiful sometimes.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Ecru for the gauze, then?

Pip said...

What can be paired with Florida? It has to be something equally trashy and shameless.

OneEyeCharlie said...

There's the spirit, Guido! Yes. As long as you veer to the brownish edge of the ecru spectrum. It compliments the black of the patch nicely, and can tie in with your belt and loafers to complete the ensemble.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Sounds like a much needed story line for that show that's all usually opposite of their reality.

Lithowanian MO. (Missouri)

Steampunk Jazz said...

British Seattle!

ItsCourtneyD said...

Yeah count. What gives?? You've worried me with your silence.

Count Jerkula said...

Computer issues and I have my kid for the summer.

This FBI Moneypak virus sucks. Trying to move files off my hard drive takes forever since I can only access them in Safe Mode. 36hrs just to transfer my 16gb photi and gif archive, so I had to split it up. I might just buy a junk computer to set up a transfer of the 150gb of HiDef porn on that drive. Should take a month.

Sherry said...

Pip: perhaps one of the Stan's? There's just so many to choose from it's almost an embarrassment of riches.

Or Iraq Florida? I like the flow there.

sugarbread maker said...

Swedish Alabama

sugarbread maker said...

Do whatever you have to count! !!
You cannot lose that porn!!!

Dena said...

PMK. It would be a miracle since she's already gone through the change.

bellaluna said...

PMK will be in absolute fits if this is true!