Friday, June 06, 2014

Blind Item #6

This A list mostly movie actor is a tool so it should not surprise anyone he left his girlfriend home to attend a premiere and after party where he proceeded to collect phone numbers but threw most of them away except for the one who agreed to sleep with him that same night.

30 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...
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derek harvey said...

definitely not Johnny Depp. He would have a panic attack if he didn't follow the Heard around. She may stretch out his clothes!

sugarbread maker said...

Jonah hill

sugarbread maker said...

22 jump off my lawn street was last night

FSP said...

Damn hedge clippers.

gadfly said...

On board with the Jonah Hill guess.

MontanaMarriott said...

Coop

Tru said...

That guy who was married to Diane Lane.

Seven of Eleven said...

Any woman who gives Jonah Hill her phone number deserves what sloppy mess she gets.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

On board with sugarbread.

Riven said...

Brad Pitt

(They aren't married right?)

Hammer_Girl said...

Who would want to sample his Vienna sausage?

derek harvey said...

@Riven---DUUUH idiot Brad Pitt is A++--good grief where did you go to school?!--***lol jokes jokes xo***

auntliddy said...

Ummm, all actors ever? Theur behavoir is pretty suspect at best.

CoBe said...

Penn

Cleodacat said...

Shia LaDouch.

Kno Won Uno said...

A list means you can open a movie on your own, right? Is that Jonah Hill? He's the lumpy, bitchy sidekick.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kno, who knows? E has called Thor A list and Kate Oscar & GG winner Winslet B list.

Tigercat said...

"Lumpy, bitchy sidekick!"

:D

Jessi said...

I am going to say Penn, because no way in hell are ladies running to hand out their numbers to Jonah.
But then again, what ladies are running to hand out numbers to Penn. Ladies, come on, you are smarter than that!!

Final answer, Penn.

Jessi said...

I never read the fine print. It probably is Jonah because of the premier. Vomit!

crila16 said...

Jonah Hill...Arrogance is the #1 career killer.

Audrey said...

@ Jessi - you'd be surprise who some women would do just for a chance at fame or money. My vote is for Jonah.

Sherry said...

Audrey is correct...Tons of Star Fuckers out there. It is truly pathetic. The ex said the reason he became a musician was so he (as an ugly guy) could get laid. Look how many kids Lil Wayne has! Someone is definitely gonna put out for a famous person.

Shocky said...

Bradley Cooper

Haywood Jablomee said...

Jonah Hill, AKA Little Tuna, haunts Golden Corral employees in their dreams.

Heather said...

Peen
Blow=lots of numbers

Frufra said...

Haywood Jablomee for the comment of the day! Perfect!

Zoe Cialite said...

I'm going with the Hammaconda given his proclivity for random pickups.

K. Madelyn said...

"Left his gf home" sounds like she's a bona fide live-in. So, it seems an unconscionable amount of fuss & bother to go through that whole routine, only to end up settling for whatever random is free that night, if he could get laid by... simply going home.

Surely a serious Tool--a guy who's in it for the long haul--would relax, flirt, collect #s, & providently save them for a rainy day? This one sounds like a poser Tool; he's trying too hard. But maybe he's a brand-new (+Ent-dubbed) "A-Lister."