Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Blind Item #9

This married A list NBA star is getting cheated on by his celebrity wife/reality star. The guy she is sleeping with can make her a star and that is all she wants in life. Oh, and her husband's money.

47 comments:

derek harvey said...

Lalas husband

Cleodacat said...

Would be fitting if it was Kobe's wife.

sandybrook said...

Carmelo anthony and Lala Anthony

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Scotty pipens lady

sandybrook said...

Jinx@Derek

Riven said...

Lamar obvs. He and Khloe are all good remember?

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooh, I feel like I should have got this one. Wah wah. I like the Carmelo Anthony guess, maybe it will teach him some humility and might even learn how to play defense. A girl can dream

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

^^ I can't even spell his name. I'll go with Lala.

Since when did Starbury's wife get in tv???

Riven said...

In before all the "Lamar isn't A list, duh" comments:

*sigh* I don't like basketball, this was not a serious guess.

Dingle Barry said...

Poor Lamar. Aren't he and SassCrotch divorced yet?

Candyland said...

@Wigs...liking your Larsa Pippen guess since she sidles up to those Kardashians...but, wouldn't Enty have said former A list NBA star about Scottie? I'm thinking it might be LaLa since Carmelo still plays - and LaLa has that show.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Here's what I know about basketball:
I hate LeBron James
Stephon Marbury ate Vaseline on his meltdown web show
Scottie Pippen is not Larry Bird (I just learned this)

LottaColada said...

So she's sleeping with Andy Cohen? Ryan Seacrest? O_o

sugarbread maker said...

Scottie is broke former A list
Lala and Carmelo agreed to an open marriage after they split and got back together for brand and image. They were separated during the cheerios incident then they got back together to protect the brand

sandybrook said...

You hate LeBron James for one reason and one reason only. All you Clevelanders need to get over it. Name one person from there who wouldn't have done the same thing! I hate LeBron James simply because he is LeBron James.

TalksTooMuch said...

The only thing good aboot Stephon Marbury is his $20 shoes. When they pay you millions to sit and watch them play, you have a bad fricking attitude. And they have too much money

I don't even know what to say, Wigs. Larry Bird? Scottie Pippen? I can't even look atcha

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TalksTooMuch said...

I hate LeBron for that stupid press conference, sandy, not for leaving. Countdown to the decision my arse

N. Twinkie said...

Scotty Pippen retired a long time ago. Lala Anthony.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

C'mon. When you hear a name like Scottie Pippen, don't you picture a rotund hunk of man meat like Larry Bird?

*crickets*

TalksTooMuch said...

Scottie Pippen is not a pretty man. Neither is Larry Bird, um, so there's that...my fave is Big Shot Bob: Robert Horry, for former player. Current has gotta be Chris Paul, followed by D Wade (but not for his playing)

Groggy said...

Gotta be Carmelo Anthony of NY Knicks. I think he's a free agent this summer, which means he might even have more money for LaLa to wrap her legs around. No championship rings, but lots of money.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, that was ALL OT!! MREEP MREEP! ! OT! Also random!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I dunno. Larry Pippen sounds like a nice man.

TalksTooMuch said...

But Larsa was totally a Mean Girl

sandybrook said...

The ugliest NBA player ever was Gheorge Murasan google him and cover your eyes.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

LARSA??! I've been calling him Larry this whole time. How embarrassing.

nurysp said...

kong and lamlam

auntliddy said...

Dingle, i read hes holding updivorce. Probably for money since his went up in smoke. Haha see what i did there?

auntliddy said...

Heres what i know about basketball, from what ive read. Most of them have several baby mommas. They enjoy gunplay, and usually get caught with same. They cheat on their wives/ girlfriends and dont use condoms. They dont mind some gang rape. They use drugs and are usually out of money before they even stop playing. Occaisionally there is an actual game that famous people go to see. The end, lol.

cocokate said...

scotty and larsa pippen

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Jade Knickerboxers said...

Yep, him and ' his talent' can stay where they are, thank you very much! And as a Clevelander( in suburbs) yeah, we will NEVER get over it! You don't stick it to your hometown without alittle backlash... I don't care what he does for Akron( King James bikeathon

bunny honey said...

I say LaLa and her man.

sugarbread maker said...

ok aunt liddy as long as your not lumping them all in one category. you just mean la,ny, and miami right?? i mean those minnesota boys would never!!

bellaluna said...

She's a master of gold digging, and a shitty person. None of the Lakers' wives like her.

Riven said...

I just spent like 3 hours researching this shit. I don't even like basketball.

I now know more than I ever wanted to or even knew I didn't want to about NBA WAGs.

Count Jerkula said...

I thought Melo and Lala were divorced? Aint that why Garnett made the Honey Nut Cheerios comment? Were they just separated?

sugarbread maker said...

They were split during the cheerios incident but NBA likes a wholesome image. See Dwayne wade getting engaged right before announcing the we were on a break baby. They got back together but open marriage. All about the brand. Lala would not have TV show or book deal if she weren't a wife and Carmelo needs to sell good boy image for endorsement and new contract. But yes they were apart during cheerios incident.

Riven said...

Ok I can't keep editing this shit, it just keeps getting longer. I'm about to post a few other guesses but, as someone new to NBA drama, it's a running commentary. I hope it's entertaining. And I apologize for the scrolling.

This is your warning. It's long. There's a lot of NBA WAG drama to cover ok? And I am not getting those 3 hours back.

Aoife said...

LaLa Vasquez. Maybe that's why her husband is trying to get out of New York?

Aoife said...

About the Cheerios incident. When I was in my teens and twenties if a man made a comment like that to another man about his wife it would've been on. Total brawl, rolling, eye gouging, spitting and cursing. And that was between the men. The woman would've had time to go home, pack her bags and go home to her mother. Melo is an egotistical punk who couldn't play defense if his life depended on it. I really can't see him in LA. Or Miami. Or OKC. Or SA. Or any decent team. Then again maybe lots of players like Honey Nut Cheerios.

Count Jerkula said...

Word is Chicago for Melo. They need a scorer. Rose is a China Doll though. I don't think he will ever approach that MVP season again. If they dump Boozer and spare parts, they can fit Melo under the cap.

Riven said...

Damnit it's a blog post at this point.

I don't know rankings for the NBA and if it applies to the NBA, their "celebrity factor," or both. But my first thought as someone who dislikes basketball is: if I know who they are, they're A+ (Lebron, Carmelo, Kobe) or A++ (Jordon, Johnson, Bird, Stephen Curry cause Warriors for life bitches).

Side-note Stephen Curry is the best basketball husband of all time yo. Maybe Chris Paul. I couldn't find dirt on either of them beyond the first 2 pages of google results. Chris Webber traded up from Tyra to a woman named Erika Dates, she looks classy and runs a program for mentoring at-risk girls. She seems to be successful at cleaning up the messes Tyra makes. Oh she maybe had a 4-some or something but I'm not clicking that link bro. Plus it was pre-Webber so not cheating. And remember: mentoring at-risk girls!

Moving on. This is the result of wiki link and web search binging, by someone who last watched a basketball game before Kobe Bryant took Brandy to his prom (yes that happened):

cowbulls said...

For whatever NBA player, Karma.

Riven said...

I made a blog to post this instead but iPhone so fail. I'll just post a couple, if you want more tell me and I'll post the rest. I don't want to subject anyone to more of my babbling than my dedication to blind item guesses is worth. But my hands hurt.

It should be, I really wanted it to be:

Chris Bosh' wife. But unless appearing on videos on her ridiculous self-promotional website counts as "reality tv," it's not her. Plus she played with Lil Wayne's lollipop (yeah I didn't need to know that either ok?) and he called her out last year for being a gold digger and lying about having cancer and taking off with a check for 10 Gs. Apparently he never heard of placing a stop payment on a check. Anyway that chick is shaaaaady but I think Bosh's gold is too new (to her) and too financially secure for her to stray from it just yet. She's still in the excitement of hitting pay dirt and she's guzzling down Cristal like it's 2006. Gold digging is hard work y'all, works up a thirst. She probs wants to lock down that future alimony. I can't believe I just psycho-analyzed this shit.

Anyway, up next we have:

Gloria Govan and Matt Barnes (active with Clippers - long career with many teams suggests mediocrity but upon further investigation he seems to have commitment phobia)

Stan Lee know Gloria is dying to be on tv. Apparently she was on that basketball-players-ex-GFs-wives-mistresses-babymamas reality tv show for a few episodes. But turns out *gasp* she slept with Shaq at some point while he was married cause she likes men with commitment issues I guess. I don't know I just saw article headlines but anyway so Shaq's ex wife got her kicked off the show and she mad ridin the DramaLlama. There's a lot you can learn from just a google results page ok? It's handy. Anyway, she's "developing" a reality tv show with another BI option, her sister...

Laura Govan and Gilbert Arenas could work (doesn't say still active)

And by developing that means they paid people to follow them around with camera and edit the footage to shop it around to networks like Lindsay Lohan begging for yacht rides. They're shtick is that they're the Real Wives of basketball because they are, you know, actually married to current or recently retired players. I hate myself a little for saying this, but I see their point. I just think it's unnecessary to prove it. It's described as "like Love & Basketball," which damn this girls be feisty. Also that was a heart-warming and wonderful movie, don't ruin it for me bitch.