Thursday, June 19, 2014

Blind Item #9

This B- list celebrity who only ranks that high because she is the offspring of an A list dad and B list mom just found out that the person she thought loved her for love actually loves her for her family money. While our celebrity was out of town her significant other hooked up with several other people and spent the entir

46 comments:

derek harvey said...

bALDWINS DAUGHTER

MeanieRhysie said...

Yes? Spent the entir....

Lady Heisenberg said...

??????

SecretTorture said...

... huh?

MontanaMarriott said...

No gender so I will say Warren and Annette's Son/daughter

Kno Won Uno said...

...............?

Karen said...

Frances Bean?

Violet said...

Francesca Eastwood.

TalksTooMuch said...

E time singing her praises"? Now someone else do the next sentence!

derek harvey said...

I am proud to say I forget her name

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Willow

Riven said...

Francesca Eastwood and her still-husband lolz

derek harvey said...

Ireland! Ireland Baldwin and her female lover

Zach said...

All of the Willises, Baldwins, Eastwoods and Lisa Marie

Sugar said...

Rut ro. Someone needs to check on Enty.

AndrewBW said...

Somebody whacked Enty before he could finish typing and he fell on the post button.

snookiemonster said...

Eastwoods mother is not B list anything

OneEyeCharlie said...

He then spent the weekend composing a sonnet for her.

sandybrook said...

Ill take Alecs spawn and her muff diving rapper friend.

snookiemonster said...

Willow too young

Riven said...

Siri Cruise. Them kindergarten heart breaks are the worst.

(I still heart you David Cook)

snookiemonster said...

Balwins daughter or Beattys daughters both fit.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

And after that, he filmed a video of Joy Behar running in place under a waterfall. On a loop.

Cake said...

I'll finish it

"and spent the entire time playing candyland and braiding each other's hair"

Freya said...

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids..."

Frosty said...

Comment?

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TalksTooMuch said...

He gathered together all the money he had been hoarding, every single penny she thought she had spent on him, and brought it all to the realtor, where he put down 5 percent on a reasonably priced 4 and a half bath bungalow within walking distance of schools and with good neighbourhood infrastructure. It's a love story!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

But sadly, he let Jonah Hill stay there for the weekend and the place got trashed. Now he is selling his body to Mel Gibson to pay for the damages.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

A blind so boring Enty fell asleep before he finished writing it!

Sherry said...

LOL JAS..True..

lazyday603 said...

Somebody shot Enty mid sentence. Call 911!

Zach said...

RIP Casey Kasem

Gayeld said...

Fortunately, Mel pays top dollar to keep his man-hos quiet, so he was able to repair most of the damage to their split-level love nest.

Gayeld said...

@snookie. Actually, I knew who Frances Fisher was before she hooked up with Eastwood (didn't know she was nuts before that, but knew who she was.) She's on Resurrection now. Clint's current (soon-to-be-ex) wife, not so much.

Harlow17 said...

@andrewbw hahaha

Horseloving Gal said...

I laughed out loud while reading this post. Go home Enty, you're drunk.

Jessi said...

If it's Baldwin, well then they were both using each other!

I do like the Francis Bean guess. Hope not. I'm rooting for that girl.

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Snootches said...

+1 with that Tyler t-bag

MadLyb said...

I totally pictured Enty nodding off in a drunken stuper while typing that.

I was going to guess Rumor Willis, but I'm not gung ho about it.

crila16 said...

Man....I hate when people only love me for my money.

auntliddy said...

It stinks but it happens.

Sprink said...

Cake and Horseloving Gal...thanks for making me spit take.

I shall commit the moment to sensory memory and summon it for potential auditions in future. ;)

Sprink said...

Cake and Horseloving Gal...thanks for making me spit take.

I shall commit the moment to sensory memory and summon it for potential auditions in future. ;)

sugarbread maker said...

Ireland