Monday, June 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 13, 2014

This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show was being chased by paps in her car and managed to help her married B+ list mostly movie actor escape before the paps could get a photo of the two together.

January Jones/Ethan Hawke

35 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

She used the force.

Dolphy said...

Goddamn, if girl doesn't love herself a married man.

sandybrook said...

Yay me and Dena teamed up for the win!

The Real Dragon said...

Get that D January Jones.

Riven said...

Ew. She has no taste. Or class. God I bet the kid is Bill O'Reilly's and she's too embarrassed to admit it.


**I was going to say Gary Busey but my bae has far too much class for this bitch. Besides he's got squirrels to film and Keanu to stalk.

Gossip-Monster said...

So then I'm not the only one who hated his smug ass in Reality Bites?

Shelly Shell said...

Hmmm, so is Ethan really the baby daddy?

Sherry said...

Between her and Sienna..man these girls are the dynamic duo.

Annnnnd..as I am writing this that guy from the Men's health place has testicular self examine running over the bottom of the screen along with a notice about STD's.

Jessica Larson said...

Ethan wasn't a name I heard before as a possiblity, maybe that's why she's kept her big yap shut.

nurysp said...

hide ya husbands

Jessi said...

I don't like Ethan in general, but damn if I didn't love Troy Dyer. I had a thing, and probably still do, for loser guys.

January, come on, you're better than that.

crila16 said...

What is the draw to January? I don't get it, but that's maybe because I have taste.

Frosty said...

Have to admit I didn't see that pairing coming

EastCoaster said...

What does January have against single men?

Ari said...

How can a woman be grade-A slut like this? I don't understand...

Its just U said...

So if she escaped the paps, and there's no photos, how do we know it happened?

Just Another HR Lady said...

She and Sienna need to start comparing notes.

At least January doesn't try to steal married men like Sienna, he's just a play toy for a while to JJ. Then she gives him back.

I get the impression that for Sienna, it's more about "winning" the guy over from someone else.

TroyElle said...

I blame both JJ and Hawke. Ethan Hawke is just gross. Left his wife and family for the babysitter. No surprise he's a cheater.

Hanwi said...

Does she give extraordinarily fantastic blowjobs or what? Otherwise I just don't understand her attraction at all.

Just Another HR Lady said...

@troyelle, there was never any confirmation from Uma or Ethan that he left for the nanny, or that they were involved during the marriage. There was also cheating on both sides in that relationship, not sure we should just be blaming just one party for that marriage breakdown.

Just Another HR Lady said...

He didn't leave his family either, spends most summers with his children on his small island in Nova Scotia.

EastCoaster said...

I think most people regard her as very beautiful, stylish, dazzling smile (when she does smile).

Hammer_Girl said...

@Crila&Hanwi-beer flavored nipples

Jessica Larson said...

She's exteremly thin (ana), very pale, & losing her hair, and she's a massive bitch.

If I remember correctly though back when she was younger & used to date Gorban, she was very pretty & would smile alot.

Tina Mallette said...

I thought Ethan had an affair while shooting a movie in Quebec, with a French Canadian Actress and that is what pushed Uma over the edge

texas rose said...

I guess it is only fair since he helped her play hide the weiner earlier.

Just Another HR Lady said...

She does have a pretty, if not generic, look. But her acting skills are so bad, I could never see her as "dazzling". Did anyone see "Unknown"? Wow, so bad.

Her "style" is based on her BFF Diane Kruger's fashions, she's said so a number of times.

auntliddy said...

I worked with a woman who wld ONLY date married men. I dont get it either.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I think you're right @Tina Mallette. Here's an article about a year after the breakup, mentions the model affair. Zero mentions of nanny involvement. Uma Etan breakup

Seven of Eleven said...

Ethan was so hot back in the day. Now he looks like that guy at the mall who hangs out in the food court all day pretending to bus tables.

I actually like JJ. People are so hard on those of us with RBF. :/

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@riven makes a great point about JJ hiding name of baby daddy, could be bcuz she's emabarassed - I'm thinking if that's tbe case her shame ISNT that he's married but just not good enough or ugly or both. (I'm thinking Ethan wasn't in her life at point if emasculate conception)

AnyHo! Can't stand women that are so stupid they think they've won a prize by spreading for a married man.

Ginger said...

Ethan Hawke is gross. Do not understand his appeal.

MissInfo said...

That's probably why Diane just came out and said she would never marry Joshua Jackson.....scared JJ will make a move on him then!

SeƱior Seamhead said...

LOL! Ethan has always been a man whore....

Dena said...

WE RULE !