Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 25, 2014

There is a video making its way around Hollywood that features this married A+ list entertainer(singer) who is way more comfortable playing her favorite instrument than acting. The reading our A lister did for a chance at a part in a movie is considered to be one of the worst auditions ever seen. She is truly awful.

Alicia Keys

33 comments:

Violet said...

^5 Zach.

Cleodacat said...

But gurl can sing!

Gossip-Monster said...

From what I hear from session musicians she isn't much good at the music part either.

SecretTorture said...

I would looove to see that

MontanaMarriott said...

That's funny she was good in SMOKIN ACES and THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES. Must have had a bad audition day, we've all had them.

derek harvey said...

She is a talented musician so who really cares. She certainly has the right looks but you cant be good at everything I guess...I am surprised she hasn't done a lot more modeling actually

Riven said...

Hahahhaahaha did she audition for Nymph()maniac?

Also this is not surprising.

FrenchGirl said...

@MontanaMarriot
+1 same toughts

Lady Heisenberg said...

Mean Girls Hollywood edition

Freya said...

She is a great entertainer who doesn't have to get naked to put on a show.
I think she was pretty good in Smokin Aces, Secret Life of Bees, and The Nanny Diaries.

Lady Heisenberg said...

In OT news: Bieber and Brown be collaboratin. Eeeeeeeek

TalksTooMuch said...

She was pretty wooden in Smokin' Aces, but I figured that was the role. Chris Pine was his dirty dirty sexy best in that though

derek harvey said...

I didn't even realise she was in all these movies. Have never seen her act actually....

rajahcat said...

don't really get what people like about her

her music has gone downhill since her first couple of albums imo

not every singer can act and visa versa

PJ said...

Idk. The Secret Life of Bees is one of my faves-gotta love Queen L!-and I thought Alicia did really well in that.

The Real Dragon said...

she's tolerable in movies. Is not she's Chris Klein or anything

jack ducky said...

The two biggest douchebags. I wish they'd fucking go away.

jack ducky said...

She's very talented and she can act as well as most singers who try acting. Maybe the part was just not something she's good at idk but no need to make fun of her.

Jessica Larson said...

Her music has gone downhill since her break out CD, & her acting has been small supporting roles.

Shelly Shell said...

Her acting has been forgetable along with her music that she actually writes herself.

AJ said...

I haven't seen the Life of Bees. I just got the book recently though from a friend. Reading that in the near future.

Zach said...

Thanks, Violet! Is it funny or sad I was rereading this with no clue as to the answer?

Sherry said...

I didn't think she was half bad in .."Bees" either. And yes, we've all had horrible auditions! Lady H is right..Mean Girls H'wd.

Froggy England said...

Hmm, well I guess she can't be as bad as madonna or Celine,,,,

Steven O said...

She's certainly better than JLo, Britney, Mimi, RiRi and most any other A+ musician that had tried to act. Madonna Louise gets a pass since DSS was so good

Rose Lizenberg said...

Alicia Keys is A+?? I know her song about NY but that's it. Has she had a hit since then? I don't really listen to much radio, so I'm asking sincerely - not trying to be a dick :)

Steven O said...

Keys has won 15 Grammys, going back to 2002. That's pretty rarified air she breaths.

Rose Lizenberg said...

Wow, I knew she was a Grammy winner, but had no idea it was that many! Thanks :)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Let's pen a TV show on this!!!! I hear Lohan has been free

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ahhh the original posts are amahzing. I forgot that I asked whether the skin flute qualifies as an instrument. Good stuff.

MadLyb said...

Who cares? She can sing, co-write songs and play an instrument, all quite well, which is more than most famous people can do.

baumyak said...

she can't be worse than Taylor Swift! She was atrocious in Valentine's Day, I can't believe she's been cast in other movies.

Aoife said...

She's not that great a singer either.