Saturday, June 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 19, 2014

After having an employee of her husband fired last year for not keeping the rain away from our actress, she had several people desperate to keep her dry at an event this year. This A list Academy Award nominee/winner actress said it is one of the perks to being married to someone rich.

Salma Hayek

59 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Thank you! My kingdom for a reveal!

And yay for extraneous PUHs!

Gossip-Monster said...

Still can only get a visual of her in From Dusk Till Dawn

Violet said...

Indeed. I don't blame her. My hair gets caught in the rain and it turns into a raging red Afro.

derek harvey said...

I hope that twat that harasses celebrities on the red carpet pours a bucket of water on her head next!!!!

Tricia Shaw said...

Nice to see she honors and remembers her humble beginnings in a small town /farm in Mexico...jeez.

Tina Mallette said...

So Salma wasn't rich enough on her own even though she has been producing. Wow.

Lucas said...

Is Salma Hayek's PUH a paid gig, or like an internship? Asking for a friend.

auntliddy said...

I hope she is paying well for this peon work.

timebob said...

there is rich and then there is billions, she married billions and wants to live every moment of the extreme lifestyle it offers

Steampunk Jazz said...

Anyone with some clout can have a PUH..
Real Wealth is having a PAA (Personal Ass Atomizer ) who's sole job is Hurrumph! and to spray scent should there be any gas leaks from the nether regions.

Renoblondee said...

Yuck.

texas rose said...

She most definitely deserves an angry pirate!!

David Howes said...

Does she melt IF she gets wet?

bunny honey said...

Dumba$$e$ will money! Go figure.

Bunni said...

@Derek I really hope that happens too.

warmislandsun said...

She's a c*m bucket for a rich guy. BFD. Get over yourself.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I want a PSH (Personal Spatula Holder). I hate setting a used spatula on the counter and dirtying up the counter when I know I will need to use it again in a moment. Sure, I could set it on a paper plate, but the Dutch in me really recoils at the waste. A PSH would solve all my issues. Make it so, Wish Fairy!

PugsterMom said...

This woman is the biggest bitch around.

Jessi said...

Oh lord, get over yourself Selma!!

Jessi said...

Or Salma! :/

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, texas, who's gonna piss off Charlie??

L'auteur said...

Plot twist: it wasn't even raining!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I prefer the Won't Fit in the Buccaneer...

jack ducky said...

I don't buy this. This is a woman who breast fed a baby that wasn't hers in africa because the baby was starving. that doesn't sound like somebody who would get somebody fired for not keeping the rain off of her.

Seven of Eleven said...

If your job is to hold an umbrella for a famous person and you can't even do that - well, you deserve to be fired. PUH is not just a job, it's an adventure!

Sherry said...

I'm with ya Charlie.

Seven of Eleven said...

@jack, E does not like Salma. She's also the subject of a BI about crappy wait service and she told the manager she'd buy the restaurant and fire him (or something like that).

Sherry said...

Wonder what you put on your resume and what about the NEXT PUH job? Will this sacking affect their ability to continue in that position? What do you tell your next prospective employer on why you're not in her employ any longer? Salma was so perfect rain dare not touch her. My services were no longer needed.

jack ducky said...

@seven, I feel like Enty doesn't like a lot of people and half the stuff he posts about them just sounds so made up. I really can't see this being Salma though.

Sherry said...

Shoot bad pronoun agreement. Should be your ability.

NaughtyNurse said...

Snobby, yes, but seriously…if your only job responsibility is to hold an umbrella over somebody's head and you can't do that right, then you deserve to be shown the door.

Runswithscissors said...

No one likes Salma. And the breast feeding thing in Africa? She did it only cause she knew a reporter and a camera man were there.
She is insufferable, even before fame. She is from middle upper class in her hometown and already behaved like she was bigger than everyone.

jack ducky said...

@runswithscissors, you're such a pessimist. a woman breast fed a child who was starving and who's mother was unable to do anything to help all for attention? yeah, no. still don't buy it.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Charlie - I have a spoon rest, but it doesn't work to use it. Then you just gotta wash the spoon rest.

They should invent something that looks like a pallet truck, where the spatula is suspended parallel to the countertop. It'd clip the handle, so no mess unless it drips.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Naiiiiiiled it
Personal Spatula Holder...lol

OneEyeCharlie said...

Thank you, Zeeky. Same thing here. Use the spoon rest and suddenly that's twice as much cleaning. A PSH solves all. The could double as a taster "Too much salt?"

Essie said...

Her husband is a fool to fire someone for this. Do it too often and he might lose the loyalty of employees he wants to keep.

It's been said that Selma threatened a restaurant owner that her husband would buy the restaurant and close it because she had to wait for a table.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

When you marry a man just for his money you are a prostitute. Nothing glamorous or envious about that. He prob has other women that get an umbrella holding escort too.

Mango said...

Why doesn't her wealthy hubs just get her one of these hatsbut handmade from the skins of blind, virgin nuns.

Alexa Rose said...

I remember when she went on Oprah a few years back and dissed married women for needing a man. Next thing you know, she's married to a billionaire (who doesn't want to pay child support for his other kid). I always liked her, but I think her persona is just a big act and she's as shallow or worse than anyone else in Tinsletown.

Krissie said...

@Sincerely Your friend, I know, why is this kind of situation so very different than hookers giving blow jobs for cash? If you're a hooker people treat you like trash and you can get arrested for what you're doing, but if you marry a rich person just for the money everybody treats you like gold and no cop would touch you.



sugarbread maker said...

Her super high quality skin care line at CVS is half off ya'll.

cowbulls said...

I don't confess to being an expert on the internal workings of boobs but I don't think a woman can just whip one out and start nursing a baby for a photo op. I've slurped on a few in my day for extended periods and never struck milk.

shopgirl said...

Hey Charlie - my shop sells pot clips - the spoon hangs over the pot so nothing gets gunky

MadLyb said...

She is totally justified. Rain does indeed shrink fake titties!

I'm mentally designing and sharpening the guillotine for all the entitled fucks I've been reading about of late. They really do need to be put or of their (and our) misery.

Sherry said...

Exactly cowbells. Unless she had just had Valentina AND was breastfeeding her then doubtful she would be able to provide milk to any child. Good possibilty she may have been at that point.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Bitch has frizzy hair. Product will only hold it so long.

Rome said...

Cee yoU Next Tuesday

jack ducky said...

She had recently had her baby and was still breast feeding her.

Aoife said...

Easy Easy!

Habibti said...

Salma has turned into a disgusting human being.

Habibti said...

Salma has turned into a disgusting human being.

di butler said...

Oh, oh! Pick me, pick me! I have news about The Salma! I have a friend that uhm...worked on the Grownups 2 set. They gave me an earful on their eye witnessed bullshit by her. She was difficult to everyone, BEHIND the scenes, kissed Sandler's ass.

beth olio said...

I hope this isn't true. I have always like her too and while the nursing the stranger baby may have been a photo op I was touched by it at the time.

beth olio said...

I hope this isn't true. I have always like her too and while the nursing the stranger baby may have been a photo op I was touched by it at the time.

Sprink said...

What humble beginnings, Tricia? She's from a wealthy family.

It used to be the nanny's job to keep her dry, now that she's older they're just called assistants.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Welcome back, di. We missed you

Renoblondee said...

@di. Hi! We've missed you

Captain Midnight said...

I guess she does not like having a wet back. Hi-Yooooooooo!
Seriously though, why do poor people who become rich act like assholes.