Saturday, June 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 2, 2014

#2- Gwyneth Paltrow and the same guy from #1

Jerry Seinfeld

43 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Odd coupling.

MontanaMarriott said...

Damnnn JS got around

Froggy England said...

Eugh, really? I'm no fan of hers, but Jesus she downgraded there.

Violet said...

I'll just never get the Seinfeld love (ducks - he's like some sort of saint/ icon in the US right?).

sandybrook said...

There's something about guys with lots of money. He was probably at his peak of fame when he hit this bitch.

Dingle Barry said...

Why would anyone want to bed Gwynneth? I imagine her to be more critical, condescending and with all the excitement of over cooked spaghetti. I think she would smell like fresh citrus though - from the shoulders up.

Jerry would just be too weird for words. He'd smell like Ben Gay and expensive cologne - but no matter his wealth, it might as well be Axe body wash.

sandybrook said...

His show was one of the greatest comedy shows of the 90s and 00s Violet. Personally I never saw one episode. I've never seen his appeal, never thought he was funny as a stand-up comedian

Krystie Rachelle said...

This was obviously before she had reached her higher plane of consciousness, but I wonder where he ranked on her "eeeee" scale?

M. Brown said...

She and Jessica are buddies now.

Pip said...

Of course Gwenyth is close with the wives of men she used to bang.

MISCH said...

Jessica the Gold Digger doesn't care as long as she's The Mrs

TalksTooMuch said...

Jerry would just talk too much. And that's pretty rich, coming from me

Hammer_Girl said...

*takes cover with you*
IMO he is highly overrated.

JenSacks said...

When they were both married? Or before Jessica came into the picture?

OneEyeCharlie said...

HA!

nancer said...

i love 'seinfeld' and don't understand how anyone couldn't, really. it was original and genuinely funny. there's no comedy on TV (certainly not on network) that touches it.

nurysp said...

jessica looks weird now
that soccer mom haircut does her no justice

i liked shoshanna better

portlandjewel said...

LOVE jerry! Funny men are sexy!

Seven of Eleven said...

E was watching The Marriage Ref!

That episode was pretty funny. You can see Goop working the funny and charming blonde vibe.

Mango said...

Jerry is filthy rich and famous. The Goop values that more than anything. She loves rich and she loves famous but you put the two together and she's head and shoulders up their asses. "Beyonce is the most talented person on the planet." Seriously, Goop?

Jerry Seinfeld said...

@portlandjewel Yes, I am, thank you!
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Jerry Seinfeld said...

I had no idea I got around so much.
Now, you know the origin of 'Who ARE these people?!'

jane3113 said...

As long as that Ho doesn't get her hands on Larry David, I don't care.

Henriette said...

I see Goop better than Tawny Kittain.

Tigercat said...

Gwyneth likes to be good at everything, hence her efforts towards slut supreme.

Procrastibator said...

Gwyneth's head in a box

leemonada76 said...

Ive seen him twice up close in the hamptons and my hubby even agreed (it pains me to write this) he was FINE.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

It'd be worth it just to imagine him asking her "what's the deal with" her fancy, organic, made-from-the-tears-of-a-dodo-bird ingredient preferences.

LogDog said...

...and what's the deal with conscious uncoupling??

Procrastibator said...

Log : unconscious coupling occurs when one of the party is in a coma.

Trilby said...

Agree with both of you.

evie2345 said...

Loved the show, really dislike him as a person. The Goop reveal doesn't help.

Seven of Eleven said...

@LogDog, that's what Goop calls divorce.

It's funny because Goop doesn't actually know what coupling/uncoupling means. At least she didn't say decoupling.

auntliddy said...

Seinfelds beloved because he doesnt take any of the show business crap seriously. He says hollywood/ show biz is like high school. Ya gotta love that attitude!!

Gabi said...

I loved Seinfeld, very clever comedy....but doing Jerry, um no.

Procrastibator said...

The allure must have been the white sneakers. Oy

astra worthington said...

I love Seinfeld! He's funny without being nasty. I don't hate Goop either, she seems harmless but them together is weird! But his wife is ugly, sorry to be mean but she is.

lutefisk said...

Maybe she has a thing for puffy shirts.

CanadianMiss said...

I never watched Seinfeld. Hated it the one time I did.
Honestly, I think I'd rather listen to Goopy drone on than him.

Aoife said...

Now THAT is an odd couple.

Aoife said...

And I don't get his appeal either. Never watched his show.

Haywood Jablomee said...

O.J.'s been there and done that with Tawny. Why Nicole and not Gwennyth? I'd throw a not guilty vote in your direction.

Scallywag said...

"Of course Gwenyth is close with the wives of men she used to bang."

More like she wants to bang her friends' men so she can feel superior. I'm sure she believes that once they bang her they can secretly love no other as much.