Monday, June 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 21, 2014

This B- list reality star who is married to an A list reality star might soon be going to jail but it didn't stop him from spending 36 straight hours with a college student/stripper in a hotel room before rolling back home around dawn and then spent the holiday like one big happy family.

Joe Giudice

22 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Nice one, Zelda!!

Zach said...

When is their sentencing?

sandybrook said...

Ive always believed its better to give than to receive. And where hes headed hes going to be doing a lot of receiving.

Sunshine said...

Why isn't this douche bag in prison?

Does his wife know that he has a girlfriend?

Steampunk Jazz said...

True that, sandy. Gotta stock up that memory box for those "hard times" ahead, lol

sandybrook said...

Lol

fancyscreenname said...

He has ties...

Its expected in that lifestyle isn't it?

Kno Won Uno said...

I loathe these people so godawfully. Reprehensible, scum-crawling maggots without the good sense to be even marginally attractive.

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Do you think the only reason they stay together is until they get through this? Or so they will not have to testify against each other?

Sherry said...

Melissa..That's probably the reason although Teresa loves wearing blinders. She totally in denial about Joe.

__-__=__ said...

Isn't he in jail yet?

Kat has left the building said...

Of course Teresa knows. She's probably walked in on him but it's her choice to talk about it publicly or not. I don't think she believes in divorce so this is her way of dealing with his infidelity. It works for them, so that's fine.

Miss Demeanor said...

Go to jail, already. And take your moron wife with you.

cece said...

I literally felt like I was going to throw up when reading this. The thought of anybody having sex with him makes me queasy.

Studio54 said...

This guy is such a pig. Teresa is between a rock and a hard place. If she just divorced him, he would run around and never see his kids and doesn't have the money for child support. So she lets him stay, be the babysitter to their kids while she works to support the family. This is a cautionary tale for women. Do you want this to be your life? Then keep your eyes wide open about your man. If he's a cheater, this will be you.

Penelope said...

He really is a pig. Yuck.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't blame him. I bet Teresa smells like she was wiped down w/ vinegar soaked salami.

Countess Eden said...

Has it ever been revealed that he has "ties"? I don't want to be prejudiced...see your turn.

TalksTooMuch said...

No, Countess, but he may as well have used The Sopranos as his guideline in the first season; he was in "Construction" (turn and wink at the camera) and they paid for this enormous gaudy mansion in cash (another literal turn and wink at the camera) and they hammed it right the eff up. Juicy Joe is right, though, super sweaty dude and thanks to The Sopranos, I know why Theresa is always flipping the tables, no Joe underneath them. :(. Is it prejudiced if someone tries their best to be a stereotype and you recognise it as such? Cc: Jersey Shore peeps

Sprink said...

Sherry, she's in denial about a lot more than Joe. Such as Milania's chances of being a supermodel.

Sprink said...

Having now fallen down the Milania rabbit hole (after resurfacing from @Seven's Cheri Oteri/Jimmy Fallon rabbit hole), I came across several reality show gifs, including someone who doesn't know the definition of Vegan.

I could seriously spend my entire life on the internet, if it weren't so ultimately depressing to do so.

Sherry said...

Sprink..Seriously he thinks something with cheese and eggs is vegan? Oh my. This 'splains why people say they're vegetarian and eat chicken.