Monday, June 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 5, 2014

Apparently neither reality star "author" of the book they are currently selling has actually read their own book. One was asked a question about a portion of the book and was lost for words about what the person was talking about. The person had to show them in the book the pages they were referring too.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner

35 comments:

Riven said...

Well fuck, I was surprised. Were you surprised?

Riven said...

@LottaColada got it (^5)

msgirl said...

This was in the news at the time.

Unknown said...

this wasn't even a blind it was too fucking easy. and it should read "Apparently neither reality star "author" of the book they are currently selling has actually read a book."

Christopher Cruz said...

I, for one, am shocked and appalled. Don't "celebrities" DO anything anymore?!

Tigercat said...

Gobsmacked.

Insert sarcastic wonky faces here.

Tigercat said...

winky, not wonky.

curses spellcheck!

BeckyMae said...

Reading is hard y'all! One of their assistants should have least downloaded thee book for them....sloppy...

Freya said...

One of the girls said she's "not good at reading" so what was the point in showing them the page?
Why didn't they take the usual avoidance route most celebrities who don't write their books and say, "I don't want to give too much away but all the details are in the book." Follow it with a "I hope the interviewer bought that" smile.

MISCH said...

First they'd need too learn to read

Christopher Cruz said...

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

sandybrook said...

They would agree but they dont know how to read and write.

me said...

Well the good news its not on NY best sellers list. I checked. There is a God!

AJ said...

Doh.

witwritergirl said...

Well f*ck my Monday. Was convinced those two were the Bronte sisters of our time.

witwritergirl said...

Well f*ck my Monday. Was convinced those two were the Bronte sisters of our time.

Unknown said...

Probably have never read any book

Freya said...

Perfect username.

sandybrook said...

Maybe they read Green Eggs and Ham when they weren't being "home schooled" by PMK?

__-__=__ said...

Bruce must be so proud!

Catherine said...

and in other news, the sky is blue, grass is green, fire is hot....

Sherry said...

What sort of life experience can a 16 and 18yr old have anyway? Sheessh..No one buys that they "wrote" this book.

Count Jerkula said...

It's a good thing their mama taught em to suck dick at an early age. Who better to be a teen girl's BJ tutor than a career coke whore?

blondiemelinda said...

Cliff Notes people, Cliff Notes!

blondiemelinda said...

Cliff Notes people, Cliff Notes!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

What book?
(I'm surprised the two of them didn't ask this same question.)

Sunshine said...

Is it possible that they wrote the book but didn't read it? Perhaps they alternated writing even and odd chapters.

parissucksliterally said...

This is not even a blind, it was so obvious.

Sunshine, are you kidding? Neither of them can write anything longer than a fucking tweet, and they even fuck that up, using words that they do not know the meaning.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

you guys are too funny! love it <3

auntliddy said...

Oh, who thinks they are capable of even writing their name, much less a whole book! Ignorant twats. Thanks of course to their idiot mother. But why doesnt lady bruce step up?

Sunshine said...

What the fuck happened to Bruce?

Wen said...

Why are the so many blinds about these pigs?

Unknown said...

Wasn't one of them unable to read a short introduction on a cue card and said she was a "bad reader" on the air?

Homeskoolin' is grate!

Lissette said...

I am shocked and appalled

Aoife said...

Weren't they the ones who couldn't read cue cards and not because there was a malfunction? What good did showing them the pages do if they can't read?

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