Friday, June 06, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 1, 2014

This A+ list mostly movie actor decided to sleep one off at a Pottery Barn this week. Our actor walked over to a couch and passed out there for almost two hours. The staff let him be and when he woke up he didn't say anything but just walked out of the store.

Ben Affleck

49 comments:

sandybrook said...

Bwahaha Ben you fucked up! But nobody papped you so this didn't happen.

Jooliganjonz said...

And there wasn't one cell phone picture taken? Hard to believe.

Seven of Eleven said...

NomNom called this for what it is.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I prefer the backseat of a 1966 Pontiac Catalina

Cocoa said...

Some Pottery Barn employee has some great photos to remember that night, no doubt.

sugarbread maker said...

bs pics or it didn't happen

Seven of Eleven said...

Maybe he pulled a Mannequin and stayed after hours.

Runswithscissors said...

Hahaha!
Come on! He is good looking, none of the store clerks took photos? I don't believe it

me said...

He should have at least bought something. Tsk Tsk

Lucky I didn't see him, cause I would have curled up under his arm.

Violet said...

Oh look, Melanie G has filed for divorce (says Enty on Twitter).

The Real Dragon said...

I feel you, Batffleck.

sugarbread maker said...

i think jennifer would be more pissed off if ben came home with a gift from pottery barn!! she would go all goopy on his ass ..like what were you doing in a pottery barn!!

FrenchGirl said...

Of course!Of course!
Afleck in a Pottery Barn and no pic taken !
Affleck sleeping in a Pottery Barn and no pic taken! Of course!

auntliddy said...

Ewww, imagine he made sissy on the couch?! Yuck! And i once saw down on luck dude sleeping at table at mcdonalds, and i bought to mgrs attention because i thought he was ill, and they were like nah, he crashes like that alot. They dont like it, but they let him be. So it isnt only the famous who get away with this.

FrenchGirl said...

@Violet
TMZ yet annonced their divorce one hour ago

MommaBear said...

To be fair, every time I'm in Pottery Barn, I fight the urge to curl up in one of their beautiful bed displays. I'm a sucker for a high thread count cotton.

Jessi said...

Wait, I thought this was revealed before to be Bill Murray!

Violet said...

Swimming lessons French. Real life always gets in the way of the important things.

MeanieRhysie said...

Whose divorce, @French girl?

rajahcat said...

you gotta love Ben

MeanieRhysie said...

I find it hard to believe not one single person took a pic!! In this day and age?! Pshaw!!

Habibti said...

Cant blame him. Their bedding is fab! Their couches are very nice too. So comfy!

Dingle Barry said...

Which city?

The Real Dragon said...

@Meanie The Banderas

Sherry said...

Truly if Ben was sleeping on a sofa there would be pics. There were pics of George sleeping in a casino..surely.

And yes! Melanie did file for divorce. I guess the other family/baby pushed her over the edge. Poor thing. She's going to be a mess. Maybe she and Demi can hang together.

xLux said...

Melanie willgo out off the rails, I read she asked for child support, isnt their daughter like 18 already?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Fwiw. I've crossed paths with him twice, he said Hello to me each time which was very nice. (One time I was with a man, who after we passed asked me, "do u know who that is? I said, "ya, I do now") Both times he was alone seemingly doing the normal things I was. Grabbing a matte / shopping. I thought he was kinda cute, and tall. More attractive in person. But maybe cuz he seemed friendly.
DONT KNOW IF THAT LENDS ANY CRED TO THIS REVEAL THO.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Grabbing a "latte" not a matte

Speaking of latte...here I go. If I see Ben I'll ask him if he can clear this up

Vera Christina said...

I only have two kids and I would totally go nap at the pottery barn if they'd let me.

M. Brown said...

Wonder if anyone waited till he woke up and then bought the floor model couch? I would if I had the money.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Counting cards is hard work!

sandybrook said...

When I'm in Pottery Barn I feel like throwing things not throwing UP

Frosty said...

I called bs on it then and still do

Amartel said...

It's PotTERY Barn, not Pot Barn.
Shabanga

bluebonnetmom said...

I would have too!

Urban Rosebud said...

Give him the benefit - maybe it was that back issue he has. And besides I would loooove to go into pottery barn or a mattress store and do thT shit. Score one for Ben

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

His soul mate was J.LO, but he let the media and the public shame him into dumping her.

keetz4 said...

Yeah,I am having a hard time believing he's in this bad a shape. If true, the dude cleans up quickly a lot.

jo davies said...

Yeah I don't know if I believe this blind...

MadLyb said...

Pics or it didn't happen. I know for a fact that the soccer moms frequenting this store would have taken selfies of them humping on him.

Alita said...

@Sincerely (or is SYF the accepted form?)

Anyhow your anecdote confuses me slightly. If you just walked by him while shopping for latt├ęs, and he greeted you both times, does that mean Ben A walks around randomly heckling people that walk past him?

Because in my head that looks mildly amusing and super desperate (though I'm sure he was just being nice) - like he's being aggressively friendly and down to earth.

NaughtyNurse said...

No. WAY!!

Katie said...

That's what I was thinking! Unless he crashed face down.

RowdyRodimus said...

@AuntLiddy I saw a guy tonight who lives at the picnic tables/coffee drinking/reading spots outside Books-A-Million. It's got a roof and air conditioner that runs full time with a wrought iron fence around it. They let him do it because he keeps people from vandalizing the front of the store that seems to be a problem in the place it is. He had a brand new iPhone, so either he is really bad at monetary decisions or he's living the good life.

auntliddy said...

Rowdy, re the iphone- we have a local homeless gal- skin like leather- anyway, shes got an ipad! Im guessing someone gave it to her. She also recently got her hair cut and colored, another donation im sure.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Alita (SYF is fine, "hey u" is fine too?)
I get your drift.
So, okay, I'll just come out and say it.
He prob was flirting, or whatever u do to get someone's attention when you just pass by. I'm not naive, usually, but I can't say for sure that's what he was doing bcuz I'm not him.
It didnt appear to me that he walked around heckling people.
He was not aggressive. Just nice.
IDK

Aoife said...

Oh the perks of stardom.

Sprink said...

@Seven, what film is that from? I might use it in a quiz, ta.

mngddess said...

Let's see - if someone had taken a photo, they could sell it as the couch Batfleck passed out on. I'm sure some geek would pay premium.