Sunday, June 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 27, 2013

This B list celebrity/singer was popping Adderall like candy on a recent flight. She also went through about ten bottles of vodka. She then proceeded to throw up all over the man seated next to her about two hours into the flight. Said she was sorry and passed out in her seat.

Kesha

30 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh yeah, Drunkorexia is SEXY! So glad she got some decent help instead of all the advice she was getting. Pulling for you, dirty glitter girl!

Jessi said...

Glad she went to rehab. That's not pretty.

Violet said...

Meanie Rhysie - hi 5. Poor Xtina was the main maligned guess.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Except for the Adderall, this sounds like me at my college graduation.

Blogger101 said...

I don't like to hear stories of any woman being a drunken mess in public. So sad. I hope the guy was a fan of hers at least. Well, probably not any longer.

Jill of All Trades said...

Ooof, been there done that (minus the adderall). My neighbor ordered me a ginger ale! She'd managed to tell me about her very unstable schizophrenic mother before I passed out so I figured...maybe she'd seen worse.

#Truestory

MeanieRhysie said...

Holy shit!!! I got one!!! Cake for everyone!!!

derek harvey said...

Amateur....

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 Rhysie!!

Renoblondee said...

Good job Meanie!

Sugar said...

You were a life raft of correct hanging on alone in an ocean of wrong guesses, Meanie!!!

Countess Eden said...

I couldn't handle that. I can only handle the mess of my own children. Everyone else...I'm out. Pets? That's hubs job. I'd get tested if I were that passenger.

Sillygurl said...

I wonder how headrot is doing

Jessi said...

I've been thinking a lot about her as well. Hope she is doing OK.

Sherry said...

Sillygurl I wonder how she's doing also.

Excellent Meanie...Glad you got it. And glad that Keshit got help. Not sure how she was able to pass out of she's popping Adderall but I'll bet that vodka helped. At least she got some help though.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Meanie

After she got off the plane, she went to the bathroom and emerged 2 minutes later looking a like a new woman.

auntliddy said...

Ugh, that poor guy!! I woulda made them land the plane so i cld clean up, and dump her ass on the tarmac.

bellaluna said...

Neither can I. I'd get tested, too.

Count Jerkula said...

A chick puking on you before passing out, that is pretty much a free ticket to grope her, right?

Sprink said...

I don't like to hear if any person bring a drunken mess, let alone in public, male or female.

I love a good buzz, but drunken mess is not a good look.**

**Except for my colleague Graham who got arrested after pinching a supermarket trolley, hopping in it, then racing down the 16th street mall. At the police station he used the one phone call to dial...the police. To tell them he was being detained against his will. Drunken mess and funny is a bit more acceptable, frankly.

BeckyMae said...

Kudos to her for apologising before passing out, that's classier than most celebs....

cowbulls said...

Count,
The heck with grouping a puked out woman. She should offer him anything he wants sexually from her. After being puked on I would turn her down but still.

Sprink said...

@cowbulls, no. No, she should not "offer him anything he wants sexually" after being puked on.

Much in the same way a woman doesn't "owe a man" after his buying her dinner, she equally doesn't owe a man after losing her dinner. On him.

A simple, sincere apology will do. Plus an offer to pay for the dry cleaning.

Count Jerkula said...

@Cowbulls: We are talking about sitting on a plane, in a house would be different. Puke stained shirt and pants for a few hours on a flight? I think groping her while jacking under a blanket is a fine penalty for her crimes.

@Sprink: I believe it is 3 dinners before the chick is in debt.

Sprink said...

@Count: the chick is never in debt. After three dinners, the guy might want to stop inviting and paying, but that's his choice.

TalksTooMuch said...

(Psst, Sprink: it's your breath, but likely to do as much good as with the multi-penii named gentleman)

Sprink said...

(Psst, TTM, I don't get the breath comment but enjoyed the word penii, so thumbs up!)

TalksTooMuch said...

(Psst: I LOVE it when I can work it into a conversation! As to the other, I don't even take my own advice, so there's that. Having a good day?)

Count Jerkula said...

@Sprink: Oh it is debt. Not "take yer thumbs" kinda debt, more like "glad I'll never hear from her again" kinda debt. Like when a drug dealer spots someone a bag at 3AM, hoping the addict doesn't pay him back, so he doesn't have to deal w/ 3AM phone calls.

Lux said...

10 bottles!? He means the little bottles, right? Like the ones you get in a hotel minibar?