Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 16, 2014

This Beverly Hills Housewife was busted at a gifting suite this past weekend stuffing thousands of dollars worth of items into bags as fast as she could grab them. A staffer confronted the reality star about it who said that she thought she could have as many of each item as she wanted. She then said she didn't want any of it because it was all crap and dropped the bags on the floor and walked out.

Joyce Giraud

64 comments:

Riven said...

Shens. Brandi bought off Enty me thinks.

Sex or money or future leaks?

Riven said...

Ooohhhhh.... Or a squirrel with a gun?

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't even know who that is but I'm glad it's not my Brandi. I can't stand her voice but I like my housewives like I like my vodka: unfiltered

derek harvey said...

shes annoying. At least Carlton brings the drama...

sandybrook said...

I have no clue who she is. She knows her time for gifting is limited however and wants to get it while she can.

sandybrook said...

Carlton got fired last week Derek

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

She is unemployed... But pull it together, Jacqueline.

derek harvey said...

really? are they keeping Joyce?

derek harvey said...

are they keeping Kim?

The Real Dragon said...

I hate housewives bi. I dont know none of them. Unless its Little Women LA

derek harvey said...

they need to get Kim back on drugs and find her another loser boyfriend/ Now THAT was the ticket ; )

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Joyce and Carlton are out. Lisa is on the fence. The rest are asking for more money.

derek harvey said...

well they will always have that amazing Lady Gaga video to show their grandkids

Riven said...
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Steampunk Jazz said...

But, they obviously didn't know who she was!

fancyscreenname said...

Is it because I'm poor that I don't know what a "gifting suite" is?

In Beverly hills there is an entire SUITE dedicated to giving rich people swag?

Wow...((mind+blown))

sandybrook said...

Carlton thought the show was "beneath her social status" :))))))

derek harvey said...

she is probably too busy in her sex chamber to do any filming anyways lol

Seven of Eleven said...

Grifter grifting gifts.

And the Real Carlton of Hollywood.

sandybrook said...

That's the only Carlton I care about^^^

A. C. said...

Carlton & Joyce were both fired. Lisa Vanderpump is on the fence about comming back or not - the decision is up to her. Bravo want her back. The other cast members have been invited back. Yolanda's ex-husband's wife is said to be one of the new housewives next season.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Derek shut your talk box about Skeletor's sex dungeon. I almost forgot that was her sole storyline. That and the possessed screensaver.

Riven said...

@Seven thank you, that is the only Carlton gif to ever gif

Procrastibator said...

Greedy. Entitled.

Sherry said...

I want to know the dirt Riven.

derek harvey said...

@K---and going to the Hustler store with her mother in-law! lolll

Sherry said...

Thank goodness I have no idea who this greedy bitch is.

Its just U said...

Ha! Classic getting busted move. Drop all the shit and stalk off leaving a mess behind.
No idea who she is., but we have a saying here, God loves a trier.

Pip said...

I'd only want Lisa back if they continued to dump on her all season.

Riven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

@Riven, that is an awesome story. Kinda sorta makes me feel bad for him that he got in the clutches of not one but two fame whores. Did Brandi rip out his spine?!

sandybrook said...

Now that was some good stuff riven. You ain't Hollywood Dime with a new name are ya?

sandybrook said...

Btw I hated Eddies guts when he was on Y&R.

TalksTooMuch said...

But he was SMOKIN, sandy

Sherry said...

Thank you Riven. That's a pretty heartbreaking/warming story.

Riven said...

@Sandybrook nope! Just a girl who Eddie took trick-or-treating and held her hand cause she was scared of strangers. :)

I haven't spoken to Eddie in over a decade now so I don't know who he currently is, I only know who he was before they got married. I just get fed up with Brandi, I sincerely hate this woman. She has never worked a day in her life because she found her meal ticket and she will twist and wring that stone for every drop of blood in it. She's vapid.

sandybrook said...

He still wasn't good enough for Sharon TTM.

sandybrook said...

Technically the show she is on is work Riven.

Snootches said...

It's Yoyce

Snootches said...

@riven Brandi is an open book. What you see is what you get and it tends to rub people the wrong way. She does seem to battle with anxiety/depression. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume she is insecure. She seems to work and seems to love her kids to pieces. I also think Leanne is the vapid bitch and Eddie is guilty for being a serial cheater. I'm sure he is a nice guy to his friends, but he sucks with women. Just my two cents....

sugarbread maker said...

i am over all three trash bags that is ediot meann and brandi

Cary Gaul said...

LOL Hoysay

JoElla said...

WOW @Riven That is a great story. I don't know Brandi, not a fan of the housewives shows, but she has always just looked, well bitchy.

And speaking of Carlton, I won a Carolton dancing contest last night!! YAY ME!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Congrats, JoElla!

Details needed.

cowbulls said...

Great story Riven.

JSierra said...

Yoycaqueline grated me like fresh parmesan cheese, I'm glad that her and Creepy Carlton got the ax.

I'm pretty sure Kim wasn't sober this past season, no way no how. Some people are kooky and then there is Kim Richards, she is the kook that other kooks aspire to be.

Alita said...

Wow Riven! I thought that I was in for some old fashioned CB style pro and anti Brandi Bunching (those chicks are freaking nuts). Instead you gave us a quirky background story. That was great, and than you very much!

Alita said...

I don't watch Real Housewife spews ( autocorrection and it stays) so my only exposure is through celebrity gossip. The sole reason I loathe Brandi is the insane commentary at CeleBitchy.

"Oh look, LeMann (geddit - ha!) has a top on. Brandi wears tops too! SWF much??"

"Yeah she looks like a horse -neigh! Lolz."

krk67 said...

Riven, I really don't mean to be a jerk in what I'm about to say and I also recognize that you must have witnessed things that you don't feel you can divulge, but I still do not get is why Brandi is the villain in your story and not Eddie.

Eddie is the one who did not stand up for his friends. If he truly loved your uncle (brother? you? all three? six?), he would not have let a woman get in the way of that.

How do you know it's not just him *choosing* a vapid Hollywood lifestyle instead of a rootsy Burbank one? (BTW -- I'm guessing Burbank from Wikipedia, so what do I know?)

Nobody forced him to exclude you guys. HE made that choice.

I know you don't want to blame someone you probably previously loved, but to an outsider between your story and the whole cheating thing, he sounds like a douchebag who has *chosen* the vapid Hollywood lifestyle.

krk67 said...

And.. FWIW... I consider all "real" housewives to be wastes of organic material. Except for Radziwell.

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Riven said...

@Sherry, Alita & Seven, That was for you loves. :)

Also her wiki page is HILARIOUS.

Riven said...

@KRK I make fun of Eddie and Leann as well, I've done so in multiple prior posts. This one was just specific to Brandi. I've never met Leann, I have no clue what Eddie or his life is like now. But yes the guy clearly has awful taste in women.

I completely admitted my bias but I apparently need to state that yes Eddie IS a douchebag for cheating instead of exiting a marriage he hated.

What I was trying to say is I just get sick of Brandi always always painting him as the villain to get her name in headlines when she was and still is just as shitty of a person, she just didn't get caught. I said as much as I feel safe with.

But it's the internet! Take it with a grain of salt, feel however you want about it. Don't like it don't read, I really don't care.

katie said...

LeAnn, is that you?

Alita said...

Lol @katie, that's exactly the sort of CB comment that was especially asinine! Good one ;)

Jerry Seinfeld said...

A day late and a dollar short, I missed the damn story.

Riven said...

@Katie Troll, is that you?
Asking for reasons.

Riven said...

@Jerry TL;DR Eddie used to be a good guy, Brandi has always been a shitty person, Leann should eat a sandwich and both those girls be basic bitches. I would keep the sandwich and vote them both off the island.

Also please don't turn out to be a troll, you're the only Jerry Seinfeld who has ever made me laugh.

Habibti said...

Joyce makes Brandi look classy and that is saying something. Go back to Puerto Rico Jocelyn!

Habibti said...

Ooh both Joyce and Carlton fired from RHOBH? LOL!

crila16 said...

Jackie...c'mon. What's wrong with you? You seemed to have so much class, or at least that's what you kept telling Brandi.

crila16 said...

@Riven. Where is your story? I wasn't able to read it, because it was deleted I'm assuming. Can you repost?

krk67 said...

@Riven, no worries. And thank you for your insight.

What definitely didn't come across in my post was that it is clear that Eddie was a loving, caring person to you and your family and his personality change (which obviously coincides with his relationship with Brandi, so it's understandable why you tie her to it -- I imagine I would too in your shoes) must *really* have sucked... it's a betrayal of the love that came before. I'm sorry -- it blows when people change for the worse.

And it is true that Brandi is painted as a victim 90% of the time.

Riven said...

@KRK I have a problem in that I post from my phone so it's difficult to edit, what ends up coming out is babble that misses my point half the time. You are totally correct, he made those choices and it sucks regardless of who else was involved. I swear he was a good guy at some point. And sometimes I wonder if the reason most of the back and forth is between Brandi & Leann is because he's passive aggressive and let's them publicly fight it out or if he's just sitting at home with his hands in his head muttering "what the fuck is my life..."

I deleted it because it directly involves my family (which makes me feel a bit wigged-out to talk about online) and because you're right, it was VERY one-sided. I apologize if my response was rude in any way, with the trolls around here this week I was probably a bit defensive. Thanks for pointing out things I didn't address and letting me adjust my meaning of what I shared. :)