Saturday, June 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 9, 2014

This foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee B+ list mostly movie actor went out on a date with his B list celebrity girlfriend as part of a bet but is still dating her because he says the sex is the best he has ever had. I have to say she doesn't look the type.

Michael Fassbender/Naomi Campbell

48 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Crazy = awesome? Okay!

I can't say much, with my Gordon Ramsay fetish

Candyland said...

Way to go, Lady H! She got this with an early assist from Seven.

Tigercat said...

Naomi is feisty. Why would we think she wouldn't be caliente?

derek harvey said...

good luck with that dude. She has more issues than The NY Times...

jack ducky said...

How is Naomi B list?! And how does she not look the type for great sex? Have you seen Naomi Campbell!

Violet said...

Always a surprise. She strikes me as an ice cold bitch with the sex to match.

derek harvey said...

Yeah Naomi is A list for life. I liked hearing about her bullying Tyra around. lol.

Frosty said...

She doesn't look the type for what?

Candyland said...

Good one, Derek. I might have to borrow it!

TalksTooMuch said...

Or my Putin fetish

Tongue N. Cheek said...

OMG. Really?
I'll probably be murdered in my sleep for this, but he looks like a gay porn star to me. Bareback in the USSR?

Lady Heisenberg said...

WOOOOHOOOO Thanks boo
HeisenSeven for the win!!!

Alita said...

I guess he's into BDSM, but only via phone.

Ba-dum-CHI!

Froggy England said...

I also think Naomi is a list. She's absolutely should be higher ranked than fassbender, not the other way round, I also can't see what the heck she sees in him. I wouldn't. Plus have you seen Naomi,,,? Crazy or not, I can see why men would. This blind is totally the wrong way round,,,the question should be why the heck is she seeing fassbender??

jack ducky said...

@derek, I think they both have quite a few issues. I mean Fassbender is a wife beater so it's not like he's squeaky clean or anything.

Its just U said...

I think she looks exactly the type. Fiesta and aggressive with a hefty dose of crazy. That is a classic recipe for wild sex.
And you just know Fassbender likes that she's too much to handle. He's got that twinkle in his eye.

Alita said...

If you sing that in the right time, TNC, you can get that to the Beatles song 'back in the ussr,' which makes TTM's unseemly shame-crush slightly better. Maybe.

;p

Ari said...

I feel like all Irish men have jungle fever on the l9w...I wish they'd all act on it

Froggy England said...

Gawds scrub that about I wouldn't,,,i got him mixed up with that other dude,,,michael sheen, lol, ok, I can see why she would,,,:-))

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Or I suppose you could try it as Putin on the Ritz....

Hammer_Girl said...

I wouldn't give either one of them my back while getting down and dirty, they both kinda scare me. And that takes a lot.

Alita said...

Oh K-G-B you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind,
Literally!
Literally!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Russian, Russian,
I can feel it, I can feel you all through me...

TalksTooMuch said...

I understand that it is morally repugnant, but sometimes the 'gina wants what the 'gina wants. For one whole weekend, then never to be spoken of again.

Call me, you wee bastage!

Alita said...

When I think about Vlad,
I touch myself,
Ahhh ohh oh...

(Etc)

audrey said...

Doesn't look the type? I would think Naomi could out last any other model in the sex department. All that anger and rage has to go somewhere. And when did she slip to B?

MISCH said...

Her legs go in forever…

Sherry said...

LOL!! You guys need to start an improv team.

Galleon Hair said...

I thought that Fassbender would have been considered A list, he's in the Xmen franchise and he's cast in the creme of indys. He's also a lead actor and a box office draw. But hey, what do I know? I can venture as to why he's enjoying Naomi's "charms". If you know anything about her background, esp. about her mother, you'll know that she knows all the tricks going as her mamma spent quite some time in the oldest profession. Also, as Fassbender is hung like a porn star stallion (if you've seen Shame, you'll know what I mean) it would take a special kind of woman to have great sex with Mr monster size. Huge is fine in theory, in practice it takes quite some technique to accommodate. :-) That and the fact that he must like ducking for phones.

Hammer_Girl said...

TTM-all this time I thought I was the one with the fetishes.

Sherry said...

Galleon I JUST got shame after being on the library wait list for a year. Kid you not.

I can TOTES see Naomi as a wildcat in bed. OR maybe he just makes all the girls act like that. Honestly not into porn but watching them go at it would be extremely hot.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Say you love me, say you love me,
Putin in a love song (Putin in a love song...)

But we gotta be carful. If the FSP doesn't get us the OT police will...

sugarbread maker said...

Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed

Tongue N. Cheek said...

*FSB....

Alita said...

Put-in's not a love song
That I want to sing ...

Street I say your OT Godwin's Law related comment I had a really awful version of Macho Man about Con-Cen-Tration Camps. But that would just be awful, so it never happened.

Night, singing gossip friend; )
I had this really all

Seven of Eleven said...

#HeisenSeven

FrenchGirl said...

???? Naomi isn't B list and Enty doesn't know nothing on her,Robert De Niro,U2's Adam and all other boyfriends,she's known as "men eater"

Tina Mallette said...

Why would anyone say she is not her type? He is clearly a fan of chocolate though maybe not divas so much. And yes Naomi is permanent A list as far as modelling goes.

Tina Mallette said...

And why would Enty say she does not look like the type to be hot in bed, one would assume a crazy diva would be hot in bed, it's another performance you know?

Really where is the consistency on the ratings etc to make these seem more plausible.

meme deemed said...

Enty why are you surprised about the reason Fassy's with this cray-cray-CRAZY lame duck. She's master and commander of BDSM - anything goes with NC.

Frosty said...

Naomi has always seemed up for just about anything to me, as well as being a tad cray-cray. Therefore what she seem the type for to me is missionary, vanilla, homebody, scrapbook making domesticity.

teresa crane said...

Naomi is ALWAYS A List

Malibu Borebee said...

She'd make an effort and bring the superfreak in bed as long as the guy was generous and rich enough to afford her. Otherwise she's too selfish, lazy and mean to be a good sexual partner. I can see why they would want to give each other a go but I can't see it lasting.

Cee Kay said...

Uh, doesn't everybody know that crazy women are the BEST in bed? Until they turn the crazy on their partner, of course...

KatL said...

Can you imagine the $ to be made if a video came out of the two of them?!?!

Sherry said...

Okay just watched the movie Shame and it wasn't a very good movie IMHO. Loads of sex, shy on plot. 2 hours of my life I wish I had back. Should've watched "Django Unchained" instead.

LMJ said...

Since when is Naomi Campbell Not considered A++ list? She's a freaking legend for God sake. SMH.I don't even know who this Fassbender guy is. I keep hearing his name but I swear I couldn't pick him out of a line up if you paid me - and I am Very celeb-literate. Lol....

AIP said...

Going out with Naomi Campbell for a bet? More like a dare surely? Or even a forfeit as a choice of that or going shark-diving without a cage. The Steatham Alley Cat is "touched"!
I was watching Kenny Live/Saturday Live (Pat the Plank was the presenter in any event) the night she decided to inform Adam Clayton that they were engaged. On live tv. Without him even being in the room!