Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 12, 2014

This A list mostly movie actor left his premiere early to use drugs and ended up getting hammered on booze too. By the time he made an appearance at an after party he could barely stand and left for a threesome with his male B+ list celebrity best friend and a woman they picked up. Doubt he could perform at that point.

Johnny Depp/Marilyn Manson

47 comments:

derek harvey said...

gross

Lady Heisenberg said...

Splitsies with Chili Pepper FTW

Steampunk Jazz said...

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!
NOT that I'm surprised...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

ew

Seven of Eleven said...

A threesome involving Dred Pirate Johnny and Marilyn Manson...

Someone get E a mimosa STAT!

OneEyeCharlie said...

So, does it still count as a threesome then?

derek harvey said...

its still Johnny Depp but I would have to be drunk and would be all "Why did you bring Manson man!?"

sandybrook said...

Nah no no no no no no no no.

Violet said...

you could not pay me enough to be the peanut butter in that sandwich. 2000s Johnny and never at all Manson. Just no.

sandybrook said...

When that dumb ho sobered up she must have had heart seizures :( (

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Violet, would you rather Depp/Manson or Jonah Hill?

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, and the source (I suggest a hefty swig of your mimosa before clicking): Marilyn & Johnny's Dope Show

OneEyeCharlie said...

Now there's a Sophie's Choice, Violet.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Veree Skeree!

Sarah said...

I hope they were generous with the drugs for whatever poor girl was caught between Depp's mouth and Manson's face.

MeanieRhysie said...

@wiglet.

I shall never forgive you!

TalksTooMuch said...

Les Yuck Squared. Or sorry,Les Not My Scene Ever Squared

Violet said...

Well, as I think I might have admitted before there are just too many appendages in a 3some for my limited capabilities to cope with. So Jonah wins :(

auntliddy said...

Second the gross. What is this, gross sex day? Your own personal birth control? Lol

Seven of Eleven said...

If given the choice between Depp/Manson or Jonah Hill, the rabbit wins.

Froggy England said...

Sweet baby Jesus,,,Manson and depp,,,you'd need serious therapy after that.

jane3113 said...

It says in 7 of 11's link that Depp took Manson to the premiere of Pirates; Dead Man's Chest. What a shitty thing to do to a friend! That movie is a pile of garbage.

The Real Dragon said...

I dont know what to think of this.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@jane3113, So, THAT'S what it was!

Sarah said...

It would be much easier to finish Jonah quickly, I'm thinking.
Manson and Johnny could take a while, and would have more deviant acts involved.

Turkish Taffy said...

Marilyn Manson is B+?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Good point Sarah. ; D

Sherry said...

Of fucking amen to that Sarah. Gawd I'm visualizing them naked and coming at me now. I feel very ill and my head hurts.

Its just U said...

I would totally be the meat in that sandwich. Mazza is a bit of a fantasy of mine.

Silkprint said...

oh man gross

Violet said...

Sarah - you're spot on there. Jonah is most definitely a 'premature finisher' type. In the words of the great Mrs Merton: 'What was it that first attracted you to the multi millionaire Paul Daniels?'

Lula Surber said...

I cannot in any lifetime imagine ever having sex with Jonah Hill. EVER! Depp & Manson would have some good drugs. They might even pass out before they got around to remembering why they were there. Body condoms all around.

Snootches said...

What the.....whaaa? Depp and Manson are BFFLs? Boy, Captain Jack had us all fooled. Yucko. I'll need some Gosling pics to bleach that image out of my brain.

xLux said...
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xLux said...

So, who would b an ideal 3some?

TalksTooMuch said...

Ideally, there would be a Hiddles, to start

Froggy England said...

Ideal threesome,,,now that's interesting,,,throw me liam neeson and Mathew mcconaughey.....please...:-)) in fact just throw me Matthew,,,,lol.

sandybrook said...

Charlize me and well I dont care ...anything works

sugarbread maker said...

Oh ooh jesus christ on a cracker who wants to be the cream in the middle of their puff pasty assess. Is the coke bloat? Booze bloat? Or to much restalyn?? Ugh no
Puff puff pass!

sugarbread maker said...

It's like 2 leftover stay puff marshmallows that melted a little too long

sugarbread maker said...

You mean the electronic rabbit in the top drawer right???

Alita said...

Hehe @7 - the link article days that Depp and Manson "have even performed together" ... hehehe. Also - it breaks my 90s girl heart, but no, definitely no to the Depp. And never ever to Manson.

Alita said...

If they were in character, I'd take a True Blood Eric and Bill combo, xLux. But I'd probably focus on Eric. I'd also be down for a flashback Spike Angelus tag team.

Oh dear - I didn't even mean to do that. But I definitely world not do anyone from Twilight.

M. Brown said...

I'm sorry but they're best friends? Depp's BFF is Marilyn Freekin Manson?! There is a perfectly good Richard Greico floating around out there and he picks Manson?!!!!

Henriette said...

Has Dipp FINALLY lost the hot?

PotPourri said...

puke, puke, puke!

Marilyn Manson? yuck!! Johnny Depp is still hot to me, but the 'needs a bath' Johnny Depp is kind of hard to take.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I wonder how this is possible, since Manson's girlfriend was there and they left together -.-