Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 24, 2014

This very much a minor, who is a sometime actor offspring of A listers managed to buy a bottle of duty free liquor at the airport and then sipped from it the entire flight while sitting in First Class alone.

Jaden Smith

38 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Derek wootwooot

TalksTooMuch said...

Never happen!!

derek harvey said...

Pass The Courvoisier

me said...

That explains the white batman suit at Kimye wedding. Sort of

Violet said...

Of the many 'naughty' things a teenage boy could get up to - don't they all do some version of this?

BitchieMitchie said...

If he is old enough to sleep with a Kardashian...he's old enough to drink.

laura ramona said...

Still drunk from my birthday party. omg... Going back to London

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Nice one, D!

sugarbread maker said...

If he is rich enough. ...

audrey said...

Yep...TTM I agree. It didn't happen. Usually duty free stores are before security check ins right?

laura ramona said...

Dunnot mention sipping. Im sick

Lady Heisenberg said...

Love all the comments in the original blind

Froggy England said...

I'm not sure I'm buying this, he's fifteen and he looks fifteen...or less. And he's well known so why anyone would risk their job and sell him liquor, I don't know.

laura ramona said...

Are after...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Ttm, I think one of the entities read our guesses and went with the majority on this made up blind.
Does anyone else see him and hear " the tears of a clown?"
Just me...?

The Real Dragon said...

How he got the liquor tho? this dude looks likes he's constipated 3 year old. He has to get id.

derek harvey said...

Laura I did not recognize you with the hat! I was thinking who is this drunk chick blabbering on lol
Happy Birthday!

auntliddy said...

Oh quel suprise! So much for the loopy parents theory the kid is grounded and will make good decision. He 's still a dopey teenager! They make idiot descions! I know! I was one and raised two.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Have some Good luck for getting home safe, no delays, no trouble .
Grab all the nearest sickness bags and get some hair of the dog, STAT!

Seven of Eleven said...

Happy late bday, @Laura, hope the hangover goes away soon!

Here's your BI source:

'Do you know who I am?' Kylie Jenner, 16, 'throws tantrum at Beverly Hills hotel after they refuse to serve her alcohol'

Grains of salt, my friends.

Lady Heisenberg said...

More like Who Let the Dogs Out

Sorry. Jaden's face and chronically stupid pants really bother me

sandybrook said...

Happy birthday Laura ill take up the drinking part for you later.

surfer said...

@Audrey - Duty Free stores are usually after security, on the way to your gate.

laura ramona said...

:)

Its just U said...

I don't believe this one. There is no way that kid could buy alcohol. Anywhere.

TalksTooMuch said...

So nice to see you, IJU, lovely lady!

TalksTooMuch said...

Glad your birthday was awesome, laura!

Its just U said...

Aww, thank you beautiful lady. I missed your face.x
I hope you're having a lovely Sunday.

TalksTooMuch said...

And always sealed, too, and you need ID and all that stuff, audrey. No.way

parissucksliterally said...

Of course. He flashed a wad of cash, and there you go.

This kid is such a douche. Not for drinking, just for being him.

Krissie said...

Whether this is true or not (and it probably is) he is still an idiot for dressing in that Batman suit at Kim and Kanye's wedding. What 15-year-old wants to dress up in a superhero costume for a wedding? That's what 5-year-olds want to do.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Complete "conjecture."

How is there a witness? The person would have to see the kid buy the booze, then be on the same flight, and sitting within a row of him to watch him drink it. It's not from a traveling companion, it says he was sitting alone.

A witness might have sat near Smith and recognized a duty-free bottle from its packaging instead of seeing him buy it, but I still think this is invented.

Sherry said...

I'm not buying it either. We were instructed as flight attendants to prevent that sort if thing. He would have had to be very discrete not to mention that I THOUGHT they hold all that duty free stuff and distribute at the end of a flight. I could be wrong but still. Calling BS

Aeol said...

Duty free is after security. Showing your international ticket is the only way you can make a purchase. Regardless, this blind is BS.

cowbulls said...

What a mess he will be to watch in the future.

xLux said...

Kids would buy alcohol in some places here in Brazil lol but guess it was someone from his staff that bought and smuggle to his bafs

Alita said...

Rofl, LadyH :)

Alita said...

I thought we agreed to disagree about the technical possibility of opening duty free booze on a flight over at the original blind ;)

Happy birthday, ramona! I'll type quietly so it doesn't make too much noise for you poor head :(