Sunday, June 29, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 17, 2014

This former A+ list mostly movie actor had the availability of one of the nicest suites in Cannes for his use, but for the past two nights beach goers found him sleeping in a sleeping bag on the beach.

Keanu Reeves

45 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Nice.

jack ducky said...

He wants to be one with nature, nothing wrong with that.

texas rose said...

I'm sure the maids at the hotel are happy they don't have to handle the stench drenched sheets had he stayed there.

Gossip-Monster said...

Doh! My Depp guess was wrong.

Basil said...

Quelle surprise!

(Is that how you spell it?)

rolotomassi said...

OT- Meshasch Taylor passed away.Mostly known from Designing Women but I thought he was funny in "Mannequin".Only 67. RIP

B626 said...

Reliving his River's Edge moments. If I had really bad cold, I'd do'm.

texas rose said...

'didn't'

The Real Dragon said...

SO.. People like sleeping out doors. Do you boo

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I think I guessed him, but I think someone beat me to it.
Oh well.
I'd beach it with Keanu, I wouldn't sleep a wink though. He's worth a little sand in the sac & crack.

Freya said...

He's saving his money.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@rolo. This was topic of Enty's 1st post today. Check it out.

Snootches said...

Ditto

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@freya. He had a plush suite avail to him, he chose the surf Brah!

now4leo said...

Something doesn't fit here. June 14 and 15 Keanu was in Paris, not Cannes. He went straight home to LA after that.

Freya said...

It didn't say he had already rented the room, just that one was available. He's either thrifty or filming "Bill & Ted's Wet and Wild Adventure."

hothotheat said...

He's such an odd duck. I love him tho'.

fancyscreenname said...

id loooooove to sleep in a sleeping bag on a beach in Cannes. are u SERIOUS???

Krissie said...

Ha ha I kinda like Keanu. You just know he'd be one of the few movie stars who wouldn't make ridiculous demands and yell at waiters and that kind of shit. He'd be relaxed and he wouldn't care if someone brought him the "wrong" brand of wine or whatever.

Topper Madison said...

This actually sounds really awesome. And please tell me he was naked.

AndrewBW said...

@jack ducky - You've heard the one about the Buddhist monk who went to the pizzaria, right?

teresa crane said...

I'd snuggle in a sleeping bag and watch the sunrise with Keanu any day

Urno Talbot said...

wow, read the haters. Keanu one of the nicest, most generous millionaires anyone could meet. If you never camped on a beach you'd never understand how nice it is, the sounds of the ocena lull you inot a deep sleep.

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glover said...

Actually estimated to be worth $350 million!

Nongraceful Blonde said...

One of my best friends is close with his family and used to date him, and from what she has said, it sounds just like him. He'd do that to enjoy the sound of the waves and breeze off the water.

Just Another HR Lady said...

By all reports, a nice guy, and super generous with his money. Just because he's not interested in playing the PR/I'm a celebrity game doesn't make him an "odd duck".

Agreed @leo4now...dates don't match up to make this realistic. And seriously, some reporter didn't catch wind of this and run down to the beach for exclusive pics?

FrenchGirl said...

@now4leo
Enty must think there is a beach at Paris ;p
And you must know Enty doesn't care what it doesn't fit

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Makes me LOVE HIM MORE!!!!

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auntliddy said...

I love that! Sleeping on the beach- mmmmmmm. So peaceful. Until sand in da butt. Lol. Love keanau.

Cantara Christopher said...

Hey, I've slept on the beach in Cannes. Can't beat it.

rolotomassi said...

thanks @Sincerely, I never saw that before..as I said, Im on the sloooow boat today--

Ari said...

Hes messed up

AIP said...

Aww fair play. I wouldn't do it myself as I get a head cold if I so much as have a window open when I sleep, but if it included a Keanu... ;)

MadLyb said...

The least he could've done was to rent out his suite to some poor Craigslister for $20 bucks.

EvieShackles said...

Re-living his Point Break Days. I'd be ok finding him sleeping in my back yard. ;-)

bellaluna said...

I'll gladly join him!

c17 said...

I don't know you guys. In *just* a sleeping bag - no tent?
I think he might be broken in some way.

rajahcat said...

maybe he just want to get his beach on

you know-be at one with nature

Essie said...

It's illegal to sleep or camp out on the beaches at Cannes. It's also very dangerous. I don't believe this blind. If people saw him and knew who he was, why no pics? Why hasn't this story been anywhere but here?

ananas said...

Oui :-)

AJ said...

It sounds like he just enjoys sleeping on the beach. It's soothing and relaxing listening to the waves while the stars twinkle above you.

AJ said...

I bet there were no pics ( if this really happened ) because he most likely was up and off the beach as soon of the first rays of sunlight hit. Who's going to be up at dawn in Cannes ( unless they haven't gone to bed yet ) ?
If anything, perhaps he did this at a pervious time while in Cannes and told someone about it.
It's like a game of telephone bc the details get more muddled the more it's retold.
Two years ago becomes this year ( etc. ) .....