Blind Items Revealed
February 27, 2014
This group of five women, six if you ask this other person all keep a joint calendar of when their turn is to have sex with this A list foreign born singer/celeb. Right now they are in a panic because of the A+ list female singer who is taking their spot.
Drake/Rihanna
46 comments:
Wheelchair Jimmy does nothing for me.
Isn't he back with Zoe Kravitz again?
Neither of these people do anything for me. Next.
Pencil it in to your calendars girls, and be grateful he isn't making you watch Djh Repeats
shark week rotation is hard to keep track of ya'll. and riri is just a tiger
This us not my idea if a six pack
Yet we've never seen Wheelchair with any woman besides Zoe and RiRi. Girls must like him because he seems like a sensitive deep thinker :(
Not to mention if their other choice is Chris Brown they really have none.
If only. He's as deep as pee dribble puddles at a urinal at central.
Sugarbread : you'd have thought all the ladies would have synced somehow
I may be alone but I would love to bang Drake and watch reruns of Degrassi, hopefully he keeps in touch with Craig!
All these in the rotation are just in dire need of an anti-septic scrub down. As time quickly moves on, they just get skeevier and raunchier. GO AWAY.
Bloody Hell! How'd he hit the jackpot?!
I think @under-a-rock was close with the list of the other women.
@ Procrab No, you wouldn't, because it's clearly not a harem or brothel. Hormones and pheromones can't don't have mystical teleportation abilities.
#TheScience
Fame has got to be a powerful, POWERFUL aphrodisiac. Man
Ray Imma shove you and Hazel out the way, those juicy lipped reruns are mine!
Riven: I share housed with 2 female accoyntsns. They synced. It was creepy
I think this explains it all:
http://www.streetsie.com/disability-fetish-medical-fetish/
I think the whole he's a half jew thing makes him seem extra sensitive. Like he can't be that mean and bad because he's a half jew so he's sensitive to girls needs.
Are they nuts? Or dies just pay really well?
First off, is that a bong in your photo?
Secondly, I am willing to share Jimmy because in my off days, I will be banging Craig.
Well he seems like at least a polite womanizing rapper - he gotta get it while he can or since Wheelchair Jimmy really needs an illusion of street cred I wonder if this is even true, just a PR plant.
Tis indeed a bong, and you can have crazy Craig. I'll take Sav who is waay less drama.
Behind the times question: why is he called Wheelchair Jimmy? (Hangs head in shame)
Who wants the herp?
I have a thing for unstable musicians. That bong is amazing btw.
Dingle on the Emmy worthy teen drama Degrassi: the next generation or friend drake played the loved, compassionate, basketball star, good looking, all around good boy jimmy. Until one fateful day when a horrible monster named Rick ruthlessly shot poor jimmy in the back as jimmy fled down the school h hallway. After the shooting jimmy was never the same. It's hard to carry on when you have been mercilessly shot and tragically left paralyzed as a result, a wheelchair becoming the key to living the life you had before. But jimmy didn't let scummy Rick and boys gib take over his life, oh no. Jimmy persevered through physical therapy and went on to a popular tshirt business aND began a career as Torontos newest musical sensation, the man we know as Drake.
@ Dingle-Degassi the Next Generation I believe is still on Teen Nick, if you are in the US otherwise you may be able to stream on YouTube some episodes.
Time-sharing ho-s. How very thoughtful. Wonder how many of them are trying for a "bonus baby"? :(
He'd be the hero of the (c)rap community, 6 - count 'em, 6! - "baby mamas" at once! A sextuple play! (If that's not already a word, it is now.).
@Procrast Yeah that was what I was referring to, the girls don't live together ergo their hormones won't sync up to even the chances of procreation.
It's creepy yes (hide the tampons for funsies and watch the hair getting pulled), but evolution if you ignore the bleeding aspect it's kind of fascinating.
Personally I want to know how Birds of Prey, as a plant without cognitive function, evolved to mimic the head of a bird it has no eyes to see.
Dingle don't feel bad..I didn't know either.
Procrastibator: You on a roll baby!
Well at least he gets one day to rest. And here's my question: What about when he's on tour? Do these girls all follow him? Do they get a room together to save on $? Important logistically speaking.
Dingle, Wheelchair Jimmy was part of a series of prototype Canadian military robots built by Nova Industries.
Wheelchair Jimmy was hit by a lightning-induced power surge, changing its programming.
The robot escapes to Astoria, Oregon where he's saved by Ally Sheedy. They dance to disco and other shit.
He renamed himself "Wheelchair Jimmy" after securing his freedom from Steve Guttenberg.
The End
Well that didn't last...
Drake is HOT! And smokin intelligent. And Canadian. Of COURSE they're lining up
Plus he hates sleeping alone. Sings about it ans errythang. Half the time they don't even end up truckin
Pffft TTM. My story is more believable.
Even if I hadn't heard his music I still wouldn't hit it.
I do NOT see why some even consider him the LEAST bit attractive!! He oozes total douchery. IMO, of course.
I wonder if they wear " days of the week" panties so everyone can keep track?
Eww. That's like passing around a pair of dirty underwear among six people.
Wiglet for the win!
Yes- I do not get this at all
So how much did you get paid to drop this fake ass blind and help keep Drake in the closet?
If you would've said they're all worried about him catching Herpes from Rhianna, then it might've been believable.
5 women schedule turn with Drake? Seriously? Pull the other one!
I'm afraid I'm old-fashioned, I like my Degrassi strictly in 80s-flavour only :)
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