Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 16, 2014

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who has probably slipped over time to B+ and primarily does television now is aging. He was at the Hustler store with his much younger girlfriend this week and was showing off the bra he was wearing under his shirt that he said his girlfriend made him wear. He has always had a little kink in him.

Jeff Goldblum

44 comments:

derek harvey said...

He was never A+

TalksTooMuch said...

But. ..I thought he liked to be the boss? And that's why he and Geena broke up? Conflicting blinds! We need FrenchGirl on this, STAT!

Riven said...

I'd still hit it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Also, everyone needs support sometimes. Moobies or boobies y'all

sandybrook said...

Yes he was Derek back in the 80s. However this reveal just sent me over the deep end and I shall now need to stink after the last 3 or so. :(

Froggy England said...

Oh, c'mon enty,,,jeff in a bra is not a mental image any of us need. His girlfriend is having a laugh at his expense.

Violet said...

Today's sex blinds are going to give me actual bad dreams tonight. Why JG's girlfriend, why would you make him do that? That's just not even remotely attractive or sexy.

sandybrook said...

* well I dont stink spelchek but I will be stinking drunk*

Froggy England said...

She's obviously getting him back for all the whippings.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@Riven

MeanieRhysie said...

I'm calling you stinky brook from now on!!! :D

The Real Dragon said...

stop lying, derek.

sandybrook said...

Hes 65 shes most likely 25-28 :( she can make him do anything she wants if she tells him she will leave him if he doesn't do it.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Maybe he likes the feel of satin and lace on his skin?? Me, I'm more of a silk slacks kind of guy. To each there own.

sandybrook said...

Another CDaN name for me yay!

sandybrook said...

I miss polyester myself Charlie.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I thought for guys it was called a Bro...

Riven said...

@Kristen lol A+ reaction. I can't help it, this man will always be Isn Malcolm in my heart and damnit I always wanted to be the next ex Mrs Malcolm.

Violet said...

Slacks Charlie? I had you down as a 40ish year old man, not a 67 year old pensioner.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol @stinkybrook
Way to go Karen!!!!

Sherry said...

Alright, alright, alright Charlie.

sandybrook said...

Stinkyboo would work well

Seven of Eleven said...

Jeff and a butterfly

TalksTooMuch said...

It's a Manziere!

Riven said...

I think I just found my new work desktop image!

OneEyeCharlie said...

OUCH! That hurt, Violet. I liked the alliteration of saying silk slacks. Where did I put my cane?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Since enty called him A, I think He is the Dom looking for a sub ( from last week)

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Still hurts when someone snaps the back of them! Or....ummm.... So they tell me....

Gayeld said...

The Fly. Jurassic Park. Independence Day. Earth Girls Are Easy.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Don't forget The Big Chill, Gayeld.

Sherry said...

Watched some Portlandias this morning and JG played the Pull Out King and very well too.

Karen said...

Nailed it! Thanks, Lady H!

Sillygurl said...

Oh he was A muthafluckin Plus Derek!

Life finds a way!!!

Just because we could do it doesn't mean we should!!!!

Its just U said...

Whatever floats yer boat, dude.

auntliddy said...

He is an oddball, ill give him that.

Snootches said...

STILL WOULD!

sugarbread maker said...

If it didn't say actor I would have gone with Simon Cowell. He needs to not let those moobs flop around so much

cowbulls said...

Whatever.

Alita said...

Cowell does seem very proud of his moobs, @Sugarbread. He wants to let them be free!

Speaking of which, long weekend or no, I should probably get dressed soon.

M. Brown said...

Transylvania 65000 earns the plus.

Henriette said...

I thought he was the "Master" in his S&M relationships.

phrancophaux said...

Let's not forget The Big Chill! Love that. It happens to also be Kevin Costner's best performance. He was a corpse.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

"Must go faster!"

Scallywag said...

Buckaroo Banzai.

Actually the first time I recall seeing Jeff Goldblum was watching Tenspeed and Brownshoe with my Mom. He and Ben Vereen. Then movies.

Plus he has a jazz combo. And he did an awesome reddit Ask Me Anything. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/20xynh/hi_this_is_jeff_goldblum_go_ahead_im_all_ears_ask/

And the Drunk Jeff Goldblum Apple ads from the 90s are totally awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI